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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Debby Snack Cakes (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Newton Grabapple (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Newton Grabapple was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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25
155 lbs
7 - 2 - 0 |
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22
168 lbs
4 - 4 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
Granite chin |
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BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Debby Snack Cakes!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Newton Grabapple!
The judges for this bout are Russell Pearce, Jonathan Paton and John Roberts.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Snack Cakes scores with a jab to the jaw.
Grabapple clinches up with Snack Cakes and pushes him back against the cage.
Grabapple lands an uppercut.
A short body shot lands from Grabapple as the two fighters clinch.
Grabapple lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Grabapple pushes Snack Cakes back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Snack Cakes's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Grabapple has Snack Cakes pressed against the cage, preventing Snack Cakes from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
A frustrated look appears on Snack Cakes's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Snack Cakes tries to circle away but Grabapple has him pinned against the cage.
Grabapple taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Grabapple lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Snack Cakes is trying to push Grabapple away but Grabapple has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Snack Cakes has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Grabapple keeps control of Snack Cakes as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Nice body punch from Grabapple - that landed with a thud.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Grabapple scores with a shot to the side of Snack Cakes's head.
Grabapple throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A right handed body shot lands from Grabapple.
Grabapple is leaning against Snack Cakes and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Grabapple gets through Snack Cakes's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Snack Cakes wants to break free but Grabapple has control.
Grabapple lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Grabapple lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A frustrated look appears on Snack Cakes's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Grabapple lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Grabapple pushes Snack Cakes back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Nice body punch from Grabapple.
Snack Cakes is breathing heavily.
Grabapple lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Snack Cakes backwards.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Grabapple working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Grabapple taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Snack Cakes takes a shot to the head.
Grabapple lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Grabapple slowing the pace effectively.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Grabapple lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Snack Cakes backwards.
Snack Cakes is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Grabapple scores with a shoulder strike.
Grabapple is working Snack Cakes over against the cage.
A shot in the inside from Grabapple.
Grabapple lands a hook that snaps the head of Snack Cakes backwards.
Grabapple digs a right hand into Snack Cakes's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Snack Cakes's gas tank.
Grabapple working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Snack Cakes wants to break the clinch but can't.
A shot in the inside from Grabapple.
Grabapple scores with a shoulder strike.
Snack Cakes is rocked!
Snack Cakes has had enough of the clinch but Grabapple keeps him there for the moment.
Oh Snack Cakes is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Grabapple lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Grabapple lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Snack Cakes backwards.
Grabapple dips a shoulder and cracks Snack Cakes with a mighty uppercut! Snack Cakes falls back against the cage and Grabapple unloads with a barrage of strikes! Snack Cakes is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Grabapple screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Newton Grabapple!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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