PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Renato Laranja (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Yohan Bison (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Renato Laranja is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Laranja
vs
Bison

189 cm
18
205 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

190 cm
25
220 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Self confident

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Determined

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Syndicate Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Renato Laranja!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Yohan Bison!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, Colin Fotheringham and Donald Grub.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Laranja gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily

and Bison counters with a nice double leg into side control. Laranja won't be happy with that.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Bison is trying to get an arm triangle but Laranja is defending well.
Laranja is looking to reverse the position.

Bison is trying to get an arm triangle but Laranja is defending well.

Bison tries for a kimura but Laranja is defending well.
Laranja sneaks back into half guard.
Bison is taking a breather. Laranja says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Laranja trying to control here.
Well, if Bison is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.

Bison closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Laranja's guard.
Bison preventing the sweep.
Laranja is trying to keep Bison in close.

Laranja working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Bison doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Bison manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Bison's corner is telling him to maintain position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Laranja looking to control.
Bison content to stall in guard here.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Bison stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Bison wants it to stay on the feet.
Bison stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Bison wants it to stay on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Renato Laranja. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Bison bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.

Bison tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Bison has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Bison staying calm.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Laranja is looking to regain half guard here but Bison keeps moving and retains side control.
Laranja struggling a bit here.

Bison is in a dominant position here, looking for a kimura. Laranja looks calm but he's in trouble here. Bison gets his leg over his opponent's head and yanks on the arm. Laranja is tapping like a morse code operator on the titanic! SOS! SOS! Bison lets go of the hold and Laranja can pop his arm back in it's socket.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Yohan Bison!
Yohan Bison is the new light heavyweight champion!