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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tubo Lard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and The Remarkable Tessin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lard comes to the ring accompanied by I'm Fat. The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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197 cm
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223 lbs
11 - 7 - 0 |
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199 cm
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185 lbs
2 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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BJJ White Belt
World class MT
Determined |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the light heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
11 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tubo Lard! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, The Remarkable Tessin! The judges for this bout are Taro Takaoka, Ren Mimura and Yukihiro Yamamoto.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Tessin chopping away at his opponent's legs.
A bone on bone clash there as Tessin blocks the leg kick.
Lard scores with a hook to the body. Tessin takes a step back and tries to catch his breath. Tessin slips a jab and a cross from Lard.
Lard tries to work over Tessin's front leg with a kick but Tessin checks it. Lard walks into a stiff left hand from Tessin. Good work by Tessin as he checks the leg kick. Tessin tries to close the distance and clinch up but Lard swats him away and circles back towards the center. Lard chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Tessin can pounce on him.
Lard lands a leg kick that knocks Tessin off balance momentarily. Lard slips a straight right by Tessin. Lard fakes the leg kick and cracks Tessin in the body. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Tessin throws a head kick that misses and Lard counters with a low kick, right behind Tessin 's knee. Lard keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Lard dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Tessin. That did some damage! Tessin looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Lard fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Tessin on the side of the head. Lard fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Tessin. A nice inside leg kick there by Lard. That's going to slow Tessin down. Lard throws a quick inside leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round. Lard feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Tessin's calf. Tessin looks winded! Tessin misses with a head kick.
Tessin avoids the head kick by Lard.
Lard slips a jab from Tessin. Tessin scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Tessin misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Tessin throws the left hand but Lard avoids the punch easily. Tessin connects with the punch. Tessin misses with a hook
and Lard counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena. Tessin misses with a two punch combination.
Tessin takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh. Lard throws a nice outside leg kick. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Tessin takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Tessin throws a jab but it's blocked by Lard. Lard drops Tessin with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Tessin looks back up at him and smiles so Lard waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
Tessin is rocked! Tessin throws out a loose jab but Lard uses good head movement to avoid it. Tessin is still on wobbly legs! Can Lard finish him? Tessin cracks Lard with a good jab. Lard jabs Tessin to the body, keeping him at a distance.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Lard looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Lard moves into range and lands a nice leg kick. Tessin seems to have recovered his senses. Tessin takes a shot right to the bread basket. Lard scores with a slapping inside leg kick. Lard scores with a slapping inside leg kick. Tessin is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two. Lard throws a mid kick that lands with a slap. Lard misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Tessin has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Lard. Nice shot by Lard. Tessin tries to clinch up but Lard circles away and keeps his distance. The Remarkable Tessin seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Tessin takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh. Tessin takes a body punch but keeps moving. Lard ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent. The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Tessin takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Tessin needs to keep his hands up - Lard had a free shot at his head there. Lard scores with a body shot.
Lard scores with a spinning back kick! Tessin on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Lard. Lard obviously looking to wear him down.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Tubo Lard dominated that round. The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Lard.
Lard misses with a body kick. Lard lands with a thumping leg kick.
Lard fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done. Tessin throws a jab when Lard was well out of range. Lard with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Lard feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Tessin sprawling to the canvas! Tessin rolls over backwards and springs off the ropes and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Lard finish him?!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Lard sees an opening and throws a straight punch right through Tessin's defenses. It connects perfectly with Tessin's jaw and knocks him out cold! Wow - that's a contender for knockout of the year - absolutely brutal!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:29 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Tubo Lard! A less than humble Tubo Lard misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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