PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kim Jong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dingo Monster (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Jong might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Nobody Nobody. Kim Jong could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Dingo Monster's chin.

Jong
vs
Monster

195 cm
25
270 lbs
15 - 4 - 0

190 cm
28
240 lbs
12 - 6 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
World class MT
Insanely flexible

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

BeastMode

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Kim Jong!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Dingo Monster!
The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, Damien Edna and Skip Squint.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Monster motions for Jong to come forward. Monster throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.

Jong lands a big head kick that sends Monster tumbling to the mat! Jong takes a step backwards and waves Monster back to his feet - he wants the finish!

It looks like Dingo Monster has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jong stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Monster.
Jong throws a head kick that misses
and Monster counters with a lovely straight right hand!

Jong lands a big head kick that sends Monster tumbling to the mat! Jong takes a step backwards and waves Monster back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Monster is rocked!
Jong tries a head kick but it misses.
Monster is still on wobbly legs! Can Jong finish him?
Jong is looking to take this fight into the clinch.

Jong moves into the clinch.
Monster misses with a hook from the clinch.
Monster seems to have recovered his senses.
Jong misses with a knee strike.
Monster on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Jong throws a knee to the head but misses.
Jong tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Monster's elbow.
Monster goes for a takedown in the clinch but Jong prevents it.
Jong lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

That has opened up Dingo Monster's cut even more.
Monster misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Jong.
Monster tries a knee to the head but Jong blocks it.
A short right from Jong on the inside.
Monster tries for a takedown. No joy.
Jong lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Monster throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Monster using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Jong has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.

Jong manages to pull guard.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.

That's one minute gone in the round.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.

Jong working for a triangle but Monster defends it easily.

Monster avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Monster with a flurry of punches that miss.
Monster makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Monster lands a couple of elbows.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Monster stays in close to Jong's body and controls the position.
Monster trying to control but Jong is working from the bottom.

Monster avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Monster got a little sloppy there for a moment and Jong has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Monster has managed to get both his arms back between Jong's legs - danger averted.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Monster pushing down on Jong's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Jong taking some punishment here, with Monster in his half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Monster is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.

Jong is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Monster pulls his head out easily.

Jong looking for submissions off his back.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Monster is keen to just control but Jong is a slippery customer.

Monster decides to return to a standing position.
Jong looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
A shot to the liver by Jong. Beautiful body shot.
A head kick misses from Monster.
Monster does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Monster feints and then cracks Jong's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Jong down.
Monster throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jong throws a sloppy head kick and Monster moves out of range easily.
Jong wants to clinch up but Monster keeps it at a distance.
Jong takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Jong tries to clinch there but Monster circles away.
Monster takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Jong avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Monster tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Jong paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Good work by Jong as he checks the leg kick.
Monster looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Monster misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Monster swats away the attempt to clinch by Jong.
Jong moves in looking to clinch but Monster pushes him off.

Monster moves into the clinch successfully.
Jong tries to land knees in the clinch but Monster avoids the damage to the body.
With the fighters up against the cage, Monster throws an elbow but misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jong avoiding damage as Monster throws knees to the body.
Jong looking to throw knees to the head but Monster is blocking nicely.
Jong with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Monster misses with an elbow over the top.
Jong goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Jong tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Monster tries to pull guard but Jong forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Kim Jong has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dingo Monster.
Monster managing to block the knees to the body from Jong.
Jong tries a knee to the head but Monster blocks it.
Jong using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Monster has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Monster is trying to drag Jong to the mat but Jong just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Jong avoids the elbow strike from Monster, against the cage.
Jong tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Monster avoids it.
Jong tries to land knees in the clinch but Monster avoids the damage to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jong tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Monster avoids it.
Monster drops down looking for an ankle pick but Jong pulls his leg out and moves away.
Jong misses with a head kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kim Jong dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Dingo Monster's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Jong is looking to clinch but Monster is avoiding it.
Monster tries to clinch there but Jong circles away.
Monster swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Jong throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Monster.

Monster closes the distance and clinches.
Jong prevents a takedown attempt there.
Jong struggles to land a body shot inside as Monster controls his hands.
Jong throws a knee to the head but misses.
Jong throws a knee to the head but misses.
Jong tries to land knees in the clinch but Monster avoids the damage to the body.
Monster lands a knee to the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Monster throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Jong throws an elbow that misses.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Monster.
Jong throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Monster blocks it with crossed arms.
Jong prevents the takedown attempt.
Jong gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Monster.
Kim Jong has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dingo Monster.
Monster tries to land a knee to the head but misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Monster looking for a takedown.
Jong scores a nice knee to the body.
Monster is breathing heavily.
Jong blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Jong lands a nice knee to the body.
Jong lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

The cut above Dingo Monster's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Jong throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Monsters head.

Dingo Monster's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Dingo Monster's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:31 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Kim Jong!
A very excited looking Kim Jong made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.