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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Napoleon Dynamite (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Judge Machina (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Machina is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Rage Against The Machine - Know Your Enemy. Napoleon Dynamite has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.



178 cm
23
168 lbs
8 - 3 - 0
185 cm
22
162 lbs
5 - 1 - 0
BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine
Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Granite chin


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Xtreme Merchandise


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Napoleon Dynamite!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Judge Machina!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Ian Loll and Alec Ball.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Some wild striking there from Machina.
Dynamite thows a left - swing and a miss!
Dynamite misses with a low kick.
Machina tries to clinch but Dynamite moves out of range.
Dynamite looks to land a left hand but Machina moved out of range nicely.
Dynamite misses with a looping left.
Dynamite is looking to chop away at Machina's legs.
Dynamite tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A leg kick checked by Dynamite.
Dynamite misses with a looping left.
Machina is looking to clinch but Dynamite is avoiding it.
Machina throws a sloppy head kick
and Dynamite counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Dynamite takes a swing at Machina's ribcage but misses.

Machina gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Still in the clinch, Dynamite scores with a nice short uppercut.
Dynamite is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Machina is defending well for now.
Machina blocking some punches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Machina tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Machina taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Machina scores with a knee to the head.
Machina has Dynamite pushed against the cage.
Machina looking to throw knees to the head but Dynamite is blocking nicely.
Dynamite lands an uppercut.
Dynamite misses with a knee to the head.
Dynamite blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Machina with a knee to the head.
Dynamite is trying to push Machina away but Machina has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Machina using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Dynamite avoiding damage as Machina throws knees to the body.
Dynamite throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Machina blocks it with crossed arms.
Machina putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Dynamite in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dynamite avoiding damage as Machina throws knees to the body.
Dynamite misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dynamite has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Machina utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Machina is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Dynamite is breathing heavily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dynamite letting Machina take a breather here.
Dynamite looking to throw knees to the head but Machina is blocking nicely.
Machina lands a nice knee to the body.
Machina landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for Machina.
Machina creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Dynamite's defenses.
Machina unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Machina controlling the action here for a moment.
Machina putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Dynamite in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Come on Machina - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Machina lands a nice elbow.
Machina tries a knee to the head but Dynamite blocks it.
Machina missing with knees to the body.
Dynamite is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Dynamite with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Machina looking to throw knees to the head but Dynamite is blocking nicely.
Dynamite takes a knee right on the jaw!
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Machina blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Machina throws a knee to the head but misses.
Machina landing knees to the body.
Dynamite misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Machina.
Dynamite takes a knee right on the jaw!
Dynamite doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Machina blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Machina tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Dynamite avoids it.
Dynamite can't find room to land a body shot as Machina controls the action.
Machina stalling against the cage.
Machina with a knee to the head.
Machina tries a knee to the head but Dynamite blocks it.
Machina creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Dynamite's defenses.
Dynamite tries a knee to the head but Machina blocks it.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Machina unloads a knee to the mid-section.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Machina landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Machina lands a good knee to the midsection. Dynamite won't want to take too many of those.
Machina scores with a knee to the head.
Machina landing knees to the head.


Dynamite is rocked!
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Machina obliges.
Oh Dynamite is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Machina landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Dynamite seems to have got his legs back now.
Machina crunches a lovely knee into Dynamite's ribcage.
Machina with a knee to the head.
Machina is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Machina lands a good knee to the midsection. Dynamite won't want to take too many of those.
Knees to the body from Machina.
Machina putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Dynamite in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Machina is struggling to control the position.
Dynamite goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Machina blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Dynamite looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Judge Machina dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.


Dynamite looks to score with a jab to the body but Machina is just out of range.
Machina misses with a head kick.
Machina scores with a hook to the body. Dynamite takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Machina lands a jab to Dynamite's midsection.
Machina swings for the body but Dynamite moves out of range.

Machina has Dynamite up against the cage in a clinch.
Dynamite misses with a knee strike.
Dynamite tries to throw a body punch but Machina avoids it by throwing Dynamite back against the cage.
Dynamite tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Machina.
Machina blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Machina in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Machina misses with a knee strike.
Machina tries a knee to the head but Dynamite blocks it.
Machina gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Dynamite has a couple of punches blocked by Machina.
Dynamite wants to get back to striking at distance but Machina won't allow it.
Machina wants to stall.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dynamite blocks the elbow strike.
Judge Machina seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Dynamite has had enough of the clinch but Machina keeps him there for the moment.
Machina lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Machina keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Dynamite's efforts to push away.
Machina keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Dynamite's efforts to push away.
Machina lands a good knee to the midsection. Dynamite won't want to take too many of those.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
A knee to the head by Machina.
Dynamite tries to throw a body punch but Machina avoids it by throwing Dynamite back against the cage.
Machina putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Dynamite in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Machina scores a nice knee to the body.
Come on Machina - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Machina lands an elbow just above Dynamite 's eye.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dynamite trying to land knees to the body.
Dynamite throws a knee to the head but misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dynamite is trying to break free.
Machina with a knee to the head.
Machina tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Dynamite can't break the clinch.
Machina is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Dynamite takes an elbow to the forehead.
Machina misses with a knee strike.
Machina has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
A knee to the head by Machina.
Machina lands a good knee to the midsection. Dynamite won't want to take too many of those.
Machina connects with a nasty looking knee right to Dynamite's face.
Machina with a knee to the head.
Machina lands a knee to the head.
Machina scores with a knee to the head.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Machina lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Machina lands a knee to the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Machina has Dynamite pressed against the cage.
Machina lands an elbow just above Dynamite 's eye.
Machina tries a knee to the head but Dynamite blocks it.
Dynamite takes an elbow to the temple.
Machina tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Dynamite avoids it.
Machina lands a nice knee to the body.
Machina tries to land a knee to the head but Dynamite blocks with his arms.
Machina misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Dynamite.

Dynamite breaks from the clinch.
Dynamite throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Machina scores with a jab to the body.
Dynamite throws out a loose jab but Machina uses good head movement to avoid it.
Machina fails with an attempt to clinch.
Dynamite circles away from the clinch attempt.
Machina throws a half hearted mid kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Machina darts in and clinches Dynamite up against the cage.
Dynamite wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Dynamite wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Machina has him pressed against the cage.
Dynamite misses with a hook to the ribs.

Dynamite manages to break the clinch.
Machina fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Dynamite on the side of the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dynamite misses with a hook. Machina ducked under it nicely.
Machina throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Machina pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Machina gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Dynamite counters with a nice low kick that buckles Machina's knee momentarily.
Machina is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dynamite looks to throw the jab but Machina is out of range.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Dynamite lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Machina has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Machina and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Judge Machina showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Dynamite's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!



Machina moves into the clinch.
Machina looking to throw knees to the head but Dynamite is blocking nicely.
Machina missing with knees to the body.
Machina lands a knee to the head.
Dynamite misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Dynamite swings wildly with an uppercut but Machina uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dynamite takes a knee right on the jaw!
Machina with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Dynamite tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Machina blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Dynamite tries to break the clinch but Machina is controlling the position.
Dynamite lands a nice shot to the body.
Machina landing knees to the head.

Dynamite's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Machina tests Dynamite's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Machina tries to land a front kick but Dynamite steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A big left from Machina misses.
Dynamite takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Machina is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Dynamite rather than just go for the knockout.
Machina uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Dynamite.
Machina checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Dynamite throws a shot from downtown. Machina moves away and avoids it.
Dynamite lands with a kick to the ribs.
Machina lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Machina swings for the body but Dynamite moves out of range.
Dynamite lands a jab to the head.
Dynamite throws a hook but Machina avoids it easily.
Machina attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Dynamite lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Machina circles away quickly and effectively.
Napoleon Dynamite has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Machina throws a leg kick but Dynamite sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Machina misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Dynamite throws out a powerful jab.
Dynamite throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Machina on the side of the head.
Dynamite throws a hook but Machina blocks it.
Machina misses with a body shot.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Machina checks a leg kick.
Machina tries a head kick but it misses.
Machina doesn't manage to clinch there - Dynamite circles away.

Machina forces Dynamite back against the cage and clinches.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dynamite is working Machina over against the cage.
Machina misses with a knee strike.
Machina lands an elbow just above Dynamite 's eye.
Machina lands a nice knee to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Knees in the clinch landing for Machina.
Dynamite goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Dynamite misses with some punches.
Dynamite scores with a nice hook to the head.
Machina lands an elbow just above Dynamite 's eye.
Machina lands an elbow just above Dynamite 's eye.
Machina landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Machina pressing his opponent against the cage.
Dynamite tries to break free but Machina pushes him back against the cage.
Dynamite blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Dynamite misses with a knee to the head.
Dynamite tries to work over Machina's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Dynamite tries a knee to the head but Machina blocks it.
Machina lands an elbow inside that Dynamite shrugs off.
Machina gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Machina landing knees to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dynamite misses with the head strike.
Stalling in the clinch from Machina.
A knee to the head by Machina.
Machina with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Machina working Dynamite over with knees to the body.
Machina lands a good knee to the midsection. Dynamite won't want to take too many of those.
Machina crunches a lovely knee into Dynamite's ribcage.
Machina unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Machina throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Dynamite blocks it with crossed arms.
Dynamite has had enough of the clinch but Machina keeps him there for the moment.
Machina with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Machina gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Machina lands a knee to the body.
Machina is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Dynamite tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Machina holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Dynamite wants to stall.

And that's the end of the fight!
Judge Machina comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Machina has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge William Peck scores the fight 27:30
Judge Ian Loll scores the fight 27:30
Judge Alec Ball scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Judge Machina!

After winning the bout, Judge Machina thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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A
G S C
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G S C G energy
A | B
hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
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