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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Asshole Gracie (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gregor Clegane (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gracie comes to the cage accompanied by r this town i 101. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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280 lbs
40 - 16 - 0 |
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235 lbs
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Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
40 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Asshole Gracie!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
11 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Gregor Clegane!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Alan Glass and Daniel Franklin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Clegane thows a body shot but no joy.
Gracie with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Clegane cracks Gracie with a right hand to the side of the head.
Gracie checks a low kick from Clegane.
Gracie feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Gracie is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Clegane working a defensive guard here.
Gracie wants to pass the guard but Clegane is keeping the position.
Gracie is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Asshole Gracie.
Gracie avoids the body shot from Clegane.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Gracie fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Clegane to the ground. Gracie is now in Clegane's guard.
Gracie seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Gracie's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Gracie tries to free his leg and advance position but Clegane is retaining full guard.
Clegane looking to control.
Clegane might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Gracie haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
Gregor Clegane has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.
Clegane lands a jab to the head.
Clegane throws a nice looking combination but Gracie bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Asshole Gracie seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Clegane misses with a wild body shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
No joy there for Clegane, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Gracie lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Clegane has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Clegane and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A telegraphed right hand from Clegane misses the target.
Clegane lands a nice shot to the body.
Gracie manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Clegane on his heels. He'll look to pass Clegane's guard now, I'm sure.
Gracie is stalling in the full guard.
Clegane trying to control the position.
Gracie postures up and lands a big shot to Clegane's brow.
Gracie slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Gracie stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Clegane swivels though and keeps the full guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gracie sitting in guard here, content to control.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Clegane throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Gracie misses with a body shot.
Gracie missing with a left hand there. Clegane was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Gracie tried to score with a low kick but Clegane checks it.
A good leg kick by Gracie.
Nice uppercut lands for Gracie. That snapped Clegane's head back.
Clegane lands a slapping body shot.
Clegane throws a hook but Gracie blocks it.
Gracie forces Clegane back against the cage and clinches.
Gracie swings away with an uppercut that misses.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Gracie lands with a short shot to the head.
Gracie dodges an elbow strike from Clegane.
Gracie is working on a single leg takedown against the cage. Clegane can't fight it off and eventually Gracie manages to take the fight to the floor. Clegane looks annoyed but at least he's managed to land in guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Gracie looking to pass the guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Gracie is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Asshole Gracie.
Gracie falls off balance throwing a combination
and Clegane counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Gracie thinking.
Clegane tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Gracie was well out of range. Poor timing from Clegane.
Gracie ducks under a wild hook from Clegane.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Asshole Gracie dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Clegane looks to score with a jab to the body but Gracie is just out of range.
Gracie fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Clegane checks it well.
Clegane ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Gracie throws a body punch but Clegane moves out of range.
Gracie tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Clegane was well out of range. Poor timing from Gracie.
Gracie throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Clegane lunges at Gracie with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Gracie's hand.
Clegane fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Gracie manages to avoid it.
Gracie throws a right and a left that Clegane avoids nicely.
Gracie misses with an uppercut. Clegane saw that one coming.
Gracie misses with a body shot.
Clegane slips a straight right by Gracie.
Clegane fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Gracie manages to avoid it.
An inside leg kick from Clegane misses.
Gracie throws a shot from downtown. Clegane moves away and avoids it.
Clegane ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Clegane slips a jab from Gracie.
A telegraphed right hand from Gracie misses the target.
Clegane swings for the body but Gracie moves out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Gracie throws a shot from downtown. Clegane moves away and avoids it.
Clegane loads up on a big right hand but Gracie slips the punch.
Gracie misses with a low kick.
Clegane misses with a low kick.
Gracie swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Clegane tries to sprawl but Gracie drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Gracie is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Gracie has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Gracie seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Clegane for as long as he can get away with.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Asshole Gracie has forced the referee to step in and bring the fight back to the feet.
Nice uppercut lands for Gracie. That snapped Clegane's head back.
Clegane defending well as Gracie loads up on a big left hand.
Gracie throws a wild body kick that Clegane sees coming a mile off.
Gracie lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Clegane is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Gracie rather than just go for the knockout.
Clegane works Gracie's body with a nice hook.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Gracie is looking to land body kicks.
Clegane throws a big shot that misses.
Clegane moves out of range of the strikes.
Gracie slips a jab from Clegane.
Clegane comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Gracie shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Clegane as he avoids it easily.
Gracie misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Gracie throws the kick towards the body but Clegane avoids it.
Gracie tries to close the distance and clinch up but Clegane swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Clegane throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Clegane catches Gracie with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gracie displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Clegane throws out the jab.
Gracie connects with a solid leg kick.
Excellent takedown into side control there by Gracie.
Gracie taking a breather here.
Gracie working away.
Gracie works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
The referee asks Gracie politely if he wouldn't mind getting on with it and actually doing something. Gracie prefers to stall for the moment though.
Gracie has knee on belly and now moves to full mount! Trouble for Clegane!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Gracie raining down shots from the mount!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gracie takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Gracie unloading with bombs!
Clegane tries to hold on but Gracie pushes him away.
Asshole Gracie overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Gracie controlling from mount.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Clegane tries to lock up and control but Gracie gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Asshole Gracie dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
Nice body kick there by Gracie.
Clegane moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Clegane checks a leg kick.
Clegane swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Clegane throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Gracie.
Clegane checks a leg kick.
Gracie tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Gracie takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Clegane avoids a kick to the body.
Gracie misses the jab.
Clegane ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Gracie moves away.
Gracie misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Gracie bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Clegane avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Clegane slips under a jab.
Gracie wants to clinch up but Clegane keeps it at a distance.
Gracie fails with the takedown.
Gregor Clegane seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Gracie walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Gracie misses with a straight right.
A looping hook to the body misses from Clegane. Gracie does a little dance to reset his feet.
Clegane lands with a good body shot.
Gracie closes the distance looking to clinch
enabling Clegane to counter with a crisp jab.
A swing and a miss from Clegane.
Gracie with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Gracie lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Gracie swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Clegane counters with a stiff right hand.
Clegane throws a chopping leg kick but Gracie manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Gracie fails with a takedown attempt.
Clegane misses the shot to the body.
Clegane moves into the clinch successfully.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gracie blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Clegane has had enough of the clinch but Gracie keeps him there for the moment.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Clegane gets through Gracie's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Clegane as Gracie tries to tie him up.
Clegane tries to land a knee to the head but Gracie blocks with his arms.
Gracie lands a left hand.
Clegane throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Gracies head.
Gracie throws a head punch that misses.
Gracie misses with a punch on the inside.
Clegane blocks a body shot from Gracie.
Clegane tries a knee to the head but Gracie blocks it.
A frustrated look appears on Clegane's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Gracie misses with a hook to the ribs.
A bit of stalling here from Clegane.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Gracie - that landed with a thud.
Clegane misses with a punch to the body.
Clegane is trying to break the clinch but Gracie has him pressed against the cage.
Gracie goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Gracie slowing the pace effectively.
A shot in the inside from Gracie.
With the fighters up against the cage, Clegane throws an elbow but misses.
A nice right hand lands inside from Gracie.
Gregor Clegane has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Gracie lands a body shot in the clinch.
Clegane takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Gracie pushes Clegane back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Gracie lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Clegane is rocked!
Gracie creates some distance for himselfand unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Clegane's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Clegane drops to his knees and Gracie pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:50 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Asshole Gracie!
After the fight, Asshole Gracie was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.
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