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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Don Julio (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ron Jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Don Julio is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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175 lbs
2 - 0 - 0 |
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180 lbs
5 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Cardio machine |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Don Julio!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ron Jeremy!
The judges for this bout are Joseph Jones, John Roberts and Eddie Farnsworth.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A right-left combo lands from Julio.
Jeremy tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Julio manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Jeremy takes one to the chin there.
Jeremy misses with an uppercut
and Julio counters with a series of strikes. Jeremy will be more careful next time no doubt.
It looks like Ron Jeremy has been cut.
Julio connects with a right hand. Jeremy shakes it off.
Jeremy shoots in for a takedown but Julio shows good takedown defense.
Jeremy is looking to clinch but Julio is avoiding it.
Julio avoids a kick to the body.
Julio throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Jeremy on the side of the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Julio lands an overhand right.
Jeremy misses the shot to the body.
Julio stalks Jeremy and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Jeremy's face. Jeremy staggers backwards, shaken.
Julio steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Jeremy.
Julio lands a jab to the nose.
Jeremy swings for the body but Julio moves out of range.
Jeremy swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jeremy throws an off balance right hand
and Julio counters with a straight right hand.
Julio thuds his right hand into Jeremy's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Ron Jeremy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Julio cracks Jeremy with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Julio keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Jeremy throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Jeremy throws a hook but Julio avoids it easily.
Jeremy drops his hands momentarily and Julio takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Julio misses with a double jab.
Jeremy misses with a lunging right hand
and Julio counters with a straight right hand.
Jeremy fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Julio manages to avoid it.
Julio keeps the fight on the outside.
Julio is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Julio digs a good hook to Jeremy's body.
Jeremy throws a half hearted mid kick.
Jeremy takes one to the side of the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Julio keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Jeremy.
Julio lands with a right hand.
Jeremy throws a leg kick but Julio sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Julio displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Jeremy throws out the jab.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Julio throws a shot to the body.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Julio!
Jeremy swings widly with a right hand
and Julio counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Julio is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Jeremy lands a nice looking body shot.
Julio is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Jeremy throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Julio counters with a left and a right that stings Jeremy.
Jeremy throws a big shot that misses.
Julio bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Jeremy jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Jeremy misses with a wild body shot.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Jeremy.
Jeremy throws a lazy right hand but Julio sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Julio displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Julio cracks a nice hook into Jeremy's ribs.
The crowd cheers as Julio lands an impressive looking overhand right. Jeremy doesn't seem phased though.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Julio throws a shot to the body.
Jeremy looks winded!
Julio lands a nice shot to the body.
Julio throws a perfectly timed hook that sends Jeremy crashing down! Jeremy tries to stagger back to his feet but Julio just hammers him until the ref stops the fight! A confused Jeremy asks the ref what just happened. Poor fella.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Don Julio!
Don Julio retains his welterweight title!
Don Julio gave a mention to Alpha-Male Nutritional Supplements (q160) in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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