PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Zack Skyshriek (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Emilio Viagra (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Skyshriek comes into the arena with Moonlight Sonata blaring out of the sound system. The crowd seem to be enjoying Viagra's choice of entrance music: do it. I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!

Skyshriek
vs
Viagra

178 cm
28
162 lbs
18 - 9 - 2

176 cm
32
165 lbs
25 - 13 - 1

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 9 - 2, fighting out of London, Zack Skyshriek!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 25 - 13 - 1, fighting out of London, Emilio Viagra!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Paul Tew and Andrew Berry.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Skyshriek checks a leg kick nicely.
Viagra wants to clinch up but Skyshriek keeps it at a distance.
Horrible takedown by Viagra or perhaps it was just good defense by Skyshriek which made him look bad.
Viagra thuds his right hand into Skyshriek's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Viagra moves in looking to clinch but Skyshriek pushes him off.
Skyshriek lands with a straight right. Viagra didn't see that one coming.
Viagra throws out a leg kick but Skyshriek moves out of range and Viagra only half commits.
Skyshriek loads up on a big right hand but Viagra slips the punch.
Viagra swinging wildly here.
Viagra on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Emilio Viagra seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Viagra slips a straight right by Skyshriek.
Skyshriek throws a looping overhand right but Viagra ducks down to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Viagra tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Skyshriek manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Skyshriek misses the shot to the body.
Viagra is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Skyshriek misses with a body shot.
Viagra tries to clinch but Skyshriek moves out of range.
Viagra avoids the body shot from Skyshriek.
Viagra cracks a nice hook into Skyshriek's ribs.
Viagra slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Viagra's jab looks to have found its range, popping Skyshriek under the eye.
Skyshriek throws a right and a left that Viagra avoids nicely.
A slapping leg kick lands for Viagra.
Viagra tries to score with a low kick but Skyshriek moves his leg out of the way.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lazy left from Viagra finds it's target.
Skyshriek misses with a low kick.
Skyshriek takes a jab right on the kisser.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Viagra is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Viagra tries to clinch up but Skyshriek circles away and keeps his distance.
Zack Skyshriek is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Skyshriek bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Viagra's head.
Viagra lands a body shot.
Viagra shoots in for a takedown but Skyshriek shows good takedown defense.
Viagra is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Viagra is looking to clinch but Skyshriek is avoiding it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Skyshriek scores with a hook.
Viagra cracks Skyshriek with a good jab.
Skyshriek throws a leg kick but Viagra moved away.
Viagra tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Skyshriek counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Skyshriek throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A shot to the liver by Skyshriek. Beautiful body shot.
Skyshriek waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Viagra.
Skyshriek moves out of range of the leg kick from Viagra.
Skyshriek ducks under a wild hook from Viagra.
Skyshriek tests Viagra's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Skyshriek throws a lazy head kick
and Viagra counters with an inside leg kick.
Nice cross by Viagra.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Skyshriek with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Skyshriek takes a swing at Viagra's ribcage but misses.
Skyshriek pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Viagra is looking to clinch.
Skyshriek throws a leg kick but Viagra moved away.
Skyshriek feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Viagra's calf.
Viagra dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Skyshriek. That did some damage!
Skyshriek avoids the head kick by Viagra.
Skyshriek takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Viagra works the jab nicely.
An inside leg kick from Viagra misses.
Viagra throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Skyshriek's head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Emilio Viagra dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

A head kick misses from Viagra.
Viagra shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Skyshriek throws a sloppy head kick
and Viagra counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Skyshriek scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
A big right from Skyshriek misses.
Skyshriek ducks under a wild hook from Viagra.
Viagra throws a looping overhand right but Skyshriek ducks down to avoid it.
A left lands for Viagra.
No luck for Viagra with that takedown attempt.
Skyshriek is looking to chop away at Viagra's legs.
Viagra gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Viagra throws a chopping leg kick but Skyshriek manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Viagra tries to close the distance and clinch but Skyshriek swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Viagra swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Viagra lands with a hook. Skyshriek tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Viagra walks into a stiff left hand from Skyshriek.
Skyshriek tries to land a leg kick but Viagra saw it coming and moves away.
Some bone on bone action there as Skyshriek checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Skyshriek avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Skyshriek misses with a hook.
Skyshriek throws a lazy right hand but Viagra sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Skyshriek takes a swing at Viagra's ribcage but misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Viagra scoring well with a low kick there.
Skyshriek tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Viagra lands a head shot.
Skyshriek scores with a head kick.
Viagra wants to clinch.

Viagra closes the distance and clinches.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A short uppercut from Viagra.
Skyshriek misses with the head strike.
Viagra tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Skyshriek's elbow.
Viagra misses with a punch to the body.

Skyshriek pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A shot to the body from Viagra misses
and Viagra takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Viagra doesn't manage to clinch there - Skyshriek circles away.
Viagra ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Viagra ducks under a wild hook from Skyshriek.
Skyshriek thumps Viagra with a low kick.
Viagra tries to clinch up but Skyshriek circles away and keeps his distance.
Skyshriek throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

Viagra gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Viagra goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Viagra is trying to maintain a safe position but Skyshriek gets an underhook and turns Viagra into the cage.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Viagra creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Skyshriek misses with a body punch.

Skyshriek manages to break the clinch.

Viagra has taken the fight to the clinch.
Viagra taking a breather.
Skyshriek has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Viagra works on Skyshriek's body with a couple of short punches.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Viagra misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Viagra lands a hook that snaps the head of Skyshriek backwards.

Viagra breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Viagra doesn't manage to clinch there - Skyshriek circles away.
Viagra closes the distance and clinches up with Skyshriek, looking for a takedown. Viagra pushes Skyshriek against the cage but Skyshriek circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Zack Skyshriek has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Emilio Viagra.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Skyshriek misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Viagra counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Viagra scores with a jab to the body.
Viagra throws a quick inside leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Emilio Viagra showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Viagra wants to clinch but Skyshriek slips to the side
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Skyshriek throws a wild body kick that Viagra sees coming a mile off.
Skyshriek scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Viagra throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Viagra attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Viagra tries to clinch there but Skyshriek circles away.
Viagra uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Skyshriek.
Skyshriek has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Viagra.
Viagra misses the jab.
Viagra throws a leg kick that misses.
Viagra throws a right hand that misses
enabling Skyshriek to counter with a crisp jab.
Viagra has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Skyshriek finds it's way round the side to connect with Viagra's head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Skyshriek slips under a jab from Viagra.
Skyshriek pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Skyshriek misses with a left hand
and Viagra counters with a nice low kick that buckles Skyshriek's knee momentarily.
Skyshriek takes one to the chin there.
Viagra takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Skyshriek lands a head shot.
Viagra swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Viagra misses with a low kick as Skyshriek jumps back.
Skyshriek misses the body punch

and Viagra counters with a single leg into guard. Skyshriek didn't expect that.

Skyshriek is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Viagra stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Skyshriek swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Zack Skyshriek has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Viagra postures up and lands a big shot to Skyshriek's brow.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Skyshriek preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Viagra missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Viagra wants to pass the guard but Skyshriek is keeping the position.
Viagra wants to control from the top but Skyshriek keeps moving.
Viagra content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Viagra accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Viagra trying to move into half guard but instead Skyshriek has managed to sweep!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Viagra looking to control.
Viagra working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Skyshriek.
Viagra has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Skyshriek wants to control from the top but Viagra keeps moving.
Viagra wants to sweep but no luck.
Skyshriek postures up.

Viagra is actively looking for submissions from his back. He's worked himself a little space on the bottom and seems to be going for a triangle. No, he's switched into an armbar! That was slick! Skyshriek rolls with it to try and escape but Viagra cranks on the arm and Skyshriek is forced to tap out! This one is aaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:44 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Emilio Viagra!