PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Ben Dingdown (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ron Jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Dingdown might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Baggy Trousers. Jeremy is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: I'm sexy and I know it by LMFAO. The crowd giving both fighters a great reception on their way into the arena. That's good to see.

Dingdown
vs
Jeremy

177 cm
31
160 lbs
28 - 22 - 0

175 cm
31
145 lbs
21 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class MT
Fast

HGH Nutrients Q160-Q158

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 28 - 22 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Ben Dingdown!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 8 - 0, fighting out of London, Ron Jeremy!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Tarja Halkonen and Ben Zyskovitsi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dingdown looks to land a right hand but Jeremy moved out of range.
Jeremy with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Jeremy misses with an uppercut. Dingdown saw that one coming.
Jeremy scoring well with a low kick there.
Dingdown thows a body shot but no joy.
Dingdown tries to score with a low kick but Jeremy moves his leg out of the way.
Jeremy ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Dingdown throws a series of punches but Jeremy avoids them all with ease.
Dingdown thows a left - swing and a miss!
A leg kick checked by Jeremy.
Dingdown tries a head kick but it misses.
Dingdown gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Jeremy finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Jeremy doesn't manage to clinch there - Dingdown circles away.
Jeremy throws a front kick that sends Dingdown stumbling back into the cage.
Jeremy fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dingdown manages to avoid it.
Dingdown throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Dingdown scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dingdown takes a swing at Jeremy's ribcage but misses.
Dingdown wants to clinch up but Jeremy keeps it at a distance.
Dingdown misses with the combination.
Dingdown stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Jeremy.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dingdown. Jeremy does a little dance to reset his feet.

Dingdown forces Jeremy back against the cage and clinches.

Dingdown manages to break the clinch.
A jab lands there for Dingdown.
Jeremy tries to close the distance and clinch up but Dingdown swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Dingdown slips under a jab.
Dingdown takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.

Jeremy takes the fight into the clinch.
Jeremy lands a right hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dingdown doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Dingdown is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Dingdown.
Jeremy lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dingdown with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Dingdown lands with a light punch inside.
Jeremy cracks Dingdown with a nice body shot.
Jeremy fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Jeremy keeps control of Dingdown as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Jeremy misses with an elbow strike.
Jeremy misses with a hook from the clinch.

Dingdown escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Jeremy takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Jeremy fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Jeremy works the jab nicely.
Jeremy throws a body punch but Dingdown moves out of range.
Sloppy strikes from Dingdown. Those never looked like landing.
Jeremy uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Dingdown has time to react.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy throws a sloppy body shot
and Jeremy takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Jeremy throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jeremy misses with a body shot.
Dingdown throws a sloppy head kick and Jeremy moves out of range easily.
Jeremy pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Jeremy lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Jeremy throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Dingdown.
Dingdown moves out of range as Jeremy strikes.
Dingdown is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Jeremy.
Dingdown throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Jeremy counters with a straight right hand.
Dingdown looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Dingdown walks forward, straight into a front kick from Jeremy.
Jeremy misses with a hook.
Jeremy tries to clinch but Dingdown moves away
and Dingdown counters with a head kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Jeremy drives through and clinches with Dingdown against the cage.
Dingdown working hard to break the clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jeremy lands a shot to the body.
Dingdown blocking some punches.
Dingdown misses with a punch on the inside.
Jeremy tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Dingdown blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Jeremy trying to control the position but instead, Dingdown has worked for underhooks and has pushed Jeremy into the cage.
Dingdown blocking some punches.
Jeremy misses with a punch on the inside.
Dingdown is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Jeremy is defending well for now.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jeremy blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Dingdown misses with a punch to the body.
Jeremy lands with a left to the head.
Dingdown swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Jeremy lands with a right to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Ron Jeremy will probably get the nod.
That's time! Dingdown's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Jeremy finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Jeremy throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Jeremy lands with a thumping leg kick.
Jeremy lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Jeremy misses with an attempted mid kick.
Ron Jeremy seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Dingdown throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dingdown looks to score with a jab to the body but Jeremy is just out of range.
Dingdown fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Dingdown misses with an uppercut. Jeremy saw that one coming.
Jeremy gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Jeremy blocks a jab.
Dingdown takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Dingdown misses the shot to the body.
Jeremy shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Dingdown can pounce on him.
Jeremy avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Dingdown misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jeremy scores with a kick to the midsection.
Jeremy lands with a good body shot.
Dingdown blocks a head kick by Jeremy.
Dingdown steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Jeremy.
A head kick misses from Dingdown.
Jeremy tries to close the distance and clinch up but Dingdown swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Ben Dingdown is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Dingdown slips under a jab.
Dingdown swats away the attempt to clinch by Jeremy.
Dingdown throws a series of punches but Jeremy moves out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dingdown tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jeremy was well out of range. Poor timing from Dingdown.
Jeremy fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Dingdown takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Jeremy blocks a head kick by Dingdown.
Jeremy misses with a head kick.
Jeremy bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Jeremy jabs at Dingdown's body.

Dingdown clinches with his opponent.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jeremy misses with a hook from the clinch.

Jeremy's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Dingdown misses with a telegraphed body shot
letting Jeremy counter with a right hand.
Dingdown walks forward, straight into a front kick from Jeremy.
Jeremy steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Dingdown.
Dingdown misses with a hook. Jeremy ducked under it nicely.
A leg kick checked by Dingdown.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dingdown misses with a wild body shot.
Jeremy lands with a good body shot.
Dingdown throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Dingdown lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Jeremy wants to slow Dingdown down by chopping away at his legs.
Jeremy sizes up Dingdown with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Dingdown tries to move into range but Jeremy moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Dingdown misses with an uppercut. Jeremy saw that one coming.
Dingdown throws the left hand but Jeremy avoids the punch easily.
Dingdown's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Jeremy connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Dingdown scrambles back to his feet.
Jeremy is looking to clinch.
Dingdown misses with a head kick.
Dingdown moves out of range of the body kick from Jeremy.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dingdown lands with a hook. Jeremy tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Jeremy cracks the inside of Dingdown's front leg.
Dingdown misses the jab.
Dingdown throws a looping overhand right but Jeremy ducks down to avoid it.
Dingdown lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jeremy uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dingdown.
Jeremy throws a nice outside leg kick.
Dingdown takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Jeremy dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Dingdown. That did some damage!
Jeremy tries to close the distance and clinch but Dingdown swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Jeremy lands a right hook to the body.
Dingdown just misses with a punch to the body.
Dingdown fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Dingdown has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Jeremy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Ron Jeremy will probably get the nod - 10:9.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Dingdown stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Jeremy.
Jeremy checks a low kick from Dingdown.
Dingdown motions for Jeremy to come forward. Dingdown throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Jeremy thumps Dingdown with a low kick.
Jeremy checks a leg kick nicely.
Dingdown misses with a few strikes there.
Jeremy ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dingdown moves away.
Jeremy fails in his attempt to clinch.
Jeremy cracks Dingdown with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Dingdown swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Dingdown swings and misses with a shot to the body

and Jeremy counters by moving into the clinch.
Dingdown misses with a hook from the clinch.
Jeremy tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Dingdown avoids it.
Dingdown misses with a knee strike.
Jeremy managing to block the knees to the body from Dingdown.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dingdown lands a hook to the side of the head.
A nice left hand lands by Jeremy.
Jeremy pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Dingdown on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Jeremy misses with a body punch.
Jeremy throws an elbow that misses.
Jeremy lands a right hand that snaps the head of Dingdown backwards.
Jeremy misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Jeremy working aggressively here.
Jeremy lands with a right to the head.
Dingdown blocks a body shot from Jeremy.
Dingdown is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Dingdown scores with an uppercut up the middle.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Dingdown creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Dingdown blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

Dingdown pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Dingdown buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Jeremy lands a really nice looking cross but Dingdown seems unphased.
Ben Dingdown has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dingdown misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jeremy lands with an overhand left.
Jeremy scores with a jab.
Dingdown throws a right and a left that Jeremy avoids nicely.
Jeremy darts in and out, connecting with a jab.

Jeremy takes the fight into the clinch.
Jeremy softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.

Dingdown jumps guard and drags Jeremy to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Jeremy accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Jeremy accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Dingdown keeping full guard, as Jeremy tries to pass.
Jeremy loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Dingdown keeping moving, preventing Jeremy from controlling successfully.
Dingdown wants to get back to his feet but Jeremy is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Dingdown utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Jeremy wants to control from the top but Dingdown keeps moving.
Dingdown is trying to control the position but Jeremy postures up.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Dingdown swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Jeremy counters with a lovely shot to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dingdown throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped

and Jeremy counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Dingdown tries to land knees in the clinch but Jeremy avoids the damage to the body.

Jeremy breaks the clinch.
Jeremy lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Jeremy throws a nice outside leg kick.
That kick from Jeremy tenderised Dingdown's leg. Dingdown is trying to keep his angry face on.
Dingdown drops his hands momentarily and Jeremy takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Dingdown throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jeremy connects with a good right hand that stumbles Dingdown. Dingdown circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jeremy scoring well with a low kick there.
Dingdown is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Dingdown connects with the punch.
Nice body kick from Jeremy.

And that's the end of the fight!
Ron Jeremy comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Jeremy has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 27:30
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 27:30
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ron Jeremy!
Post fight, an emotional Ron Jeremy said 'Hey mr mix master me ,I think we need to try it again?Thanks for a fine fight'.