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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Max Zero (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bitch Please (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Zero comes to the cage accompanied by José the Bronx Rican - Spittin' Narcicism. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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221 lbs
19 - 25 - 0 |
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220 lbs
1 - 2 - 0 |
Powerful takedowns
Solid boxing
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
19 - 25 - 0, fighting out of London, Max Zero!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Bitch Please!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, Sam Margolis and William Gold.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zero scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Zero looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Please looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Please wants to control but Zero is keeping busy.
Zero is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Please sees it coming and defends easily.
Please is trying to get back to full guard.
Zero seems to be looking for submissions.
Please is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zero wants to work for an arm triangle but Please is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Please tries to get to full guard but Zero has control of the leg.
Zero is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Please is just riding it out for now. Zero eventually gives up the hold.
Please is defending against the submission attempts here by Zero.
Please wants to control but Zero is keeping busy.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zero is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Please has managed to free his arm - good work.
Please looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Zero is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Please is just riding it out for now. Zero eventually gives up the hold.
Please looking for submissions off his back.
Zero is looking for a kimura but Please is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Zero to get the leverage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zero is looking for a kimura here.
Zero is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Please has managed to free his arm - good work.
Please is trying to control but can't.
Please gets full guard.
Please tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Please looking to control.
Zero drops back looking for a leg! Please is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Please manages to kick Zero off! Zero jumps back into Please's guard.
Zero thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Please is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Please is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Zero is aware though and is defending well.
Zero drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Zero jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Zero postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! Please is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of Zero, into his guard.
Zero throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Please controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Please trying to control but Zero is working from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Max Zero dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Please looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Zero shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Please defends it nicely.
Please misses with a wild combination.
Please misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Please tries to score with a low kick but Zero moves his leg out of the way.
The fighters circling - Please throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Zero slips a jab from Please.
Please defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Zero.
Zero with a poor takedown
and Please counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Max Zero. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Please misses with a straight right.
Zero takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Please swinging wildly here.
Zero feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Max Zero overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Please looking to hit a scissor sweep but Zero is one step ahead there.
Zero is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Zero is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Please is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Please throws his legs up looking for a submission but Zero uses it to pass to side control.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zero tries for a kimura but Please is defending well.
Please can't do much from the bottom here.
Please is looking for a sweep.
Zero is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Please is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Zero is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Please has escaped the position, nice work there.
Please is trying to get back to half guard.
Zero thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zero working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
A control attempt from Please but he's now mounted!
Zero with some aggressive grappling here. He's looking for submissions here, rather than waiting for the opportunity to counter.
Please tries to reverse the position but Zero maintains control.
Please chipping away with body shots but they're not going to hurt Zero.
Please tries to get back to half guard but can't.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Please gets back to half guard.
Please is trying to control but can't.
Please is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Zero is looking to advance position but Please won't allow it.
Please makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Please.
Please looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Zero drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Zero jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Please has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Zero can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Zero postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! Please is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of Zero, into his guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Bitch Please will probably get the nod - 10:9.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Please throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Please misses with a series of wild punches.
Please goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Zero fails with a takedown attempt.
Please dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Zero. That did some damage!
Zero moves out of range of the body kick from Please.
Zero gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Please moves into the clinch.
Please stops a takedown attempt from Zero.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Max Zero. That's going to take a lot out of him.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Zero avoids a wild elbow strike from Please.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Please tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Zero avoids it.
Zero is looking to take this one to the mat.
Please is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Zero is defending well for now.
Zero goes for a takedown attempt but Please pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Please instigates a clinch.
Please stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Zero blocks the elbow strike.
Zero wants to take the fight to the mat but Please manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Zero is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Please gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Please pulls Zero into guard.
Please is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Zero is aware though and is defending well.
Zero thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Zero slips nicely into half guard.
The fighters are battling for position here. Please manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Zero drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Zero jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Please is looking for a triangle but Zero pushes his legs off easily.
Please has an active guard here but Zero has managed to pass into half guard.
Zero seems to be working for a kimura but Please defends the submission attempt.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Please tries to roll over but Zero keeps him under control.
Please regains full guard. Nicely done.
Please tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Zero drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Please manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Zero has Please in his guard.
Please preventing the sweep.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Please trying to control but Zero is working from the bottom.
Zero utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Please loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Please throws a big elbow that misses.
Zero manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Please tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Zero wants to finish this one by submission but Please is holding onto his waist, trying to prevent any attacks from Zero.
Please manages to regain half guard. Good work.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Zero is looking for a kimura but Please is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Zero to get the leverage.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Zero is looking for a kimura here.
The fighters are battling for position here. Please manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
And that's the end of the fight!
Bitch Please comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Please has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 28:29
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 28:29
Judge William Gold scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bitch Please!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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