PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Chuck Fuck Tito (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gabriel Halo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Halo has chosen I am a Nightmare Walking as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Fuck Tito
vs
Halo

190 cm
35
221 lbs
24 - 12 - 1

188 cm
28
215 lbs
11 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 12 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Chuck Fuck Tito!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Gabriel Halo!
The judges for this bout are Winston Howard, Donatello Bradman and Hugh Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fuck Tito throws out a loose jab but Halo uses good head movement to avoid it.
Fuck Tito throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Halo misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito thuds his right hand into Halo's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
A jab from Halo misses.
Fuck Tito misses with an attempted mid kick.
Halo takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Halo lands with a shot to the body.
The fighters circle momentarily. Fuck Tito darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Fuck Tito tests Halo's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Fuck Tito wants to slow Halo down by chopping away at his legs.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fuck Tito throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Halo throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Fuck Tito sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Fuck Tito throws a looping overhand right but Halo ducks down to avoid it.
Fuck Tito throws a lazy right hand but Halo sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Fuck Tito lands a jab to the nose.
Fuck Tito slips a jab and a cross from Halo.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Halo looks to score with a jab to the body but Fuck Tito is just out of range.
Fuck Tito missing with a left hand there. Halo was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Fuck Tito thows a left - swing and a miss!
The fighters circle momentarily. Fuck Tito darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Halo connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Halo lands with a good body shot.
Fuck Tito throws a low kick but Halo moves out of range easily.
Halo throws a jab but it's blocked by Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito misses with an attempted mid kick.
Fuck Tito takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Fuck Tito looks to land a left hand but Halo moved out of range nicely.
Fuck Tito takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Halo listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.

It looks like Chuck Fuck Tito has been cut.
Fuck Tito looks to score with a jab to the body but Halo is just out of range.
Halo blocks a leg kick.
Halo jabs Fuck Tito right on the nose. Fuck Tito blinks but takes it well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fuck Tito throws a body punch but Halo moves out of range.
Fuck Tito works over Halo's head and body with a nice combination.
Fuck Tito falls off balance throwing a combination
and Halo counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Fuck Tito is breathing heavily.
Halo cracks the inside of Fuck Tito's front leg.
Halo misses with a low kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Fuck Tito. Halo does a little dance to reset his feet.
Fuck Tito connects with a good right hand that stumbles Halo. Halo circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Fuck Tito checks a leg kick.
Fuck Tito throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Fuck Tito misses with a straight right.
Halo throws a shot from downtown. Fuck Tito moves away and avoids it.
Fuck Tito lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Fuck Tito throws a jab but it's blocked by Halo.
Halo jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Fuck Tito thuds a left hand into Halo's body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Halo tries a head kick but it misses.
Halo avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Halo with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Halo fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Fuck Tito checks it well.
Fuck Tito connects with a leg kick. Halo looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Halo ducks under a wild hook from Fuck Tito.
Halo lands with a cross.
Halo swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Fuck Tito moves out of range of the strikes.
A shot to the liver by Halo. Beautiful body shot.
Halo just misses with a punch to the body.
Fuck Tito blocks a leg kick.
Halo throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Halo lands with a thumping leg kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Halo with a body punch. A glancing blow.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Halo throws out a powerful jab.
A looping hook to the body misses from Fuck Tito. Halo does a little dance to reset his feet.
Fuck Tito cracks a nice hook into Halo's ribs.
Fuck Tito swings widly with a right hand
and Halo counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Halo misses with a leg kick.
Fuck Tito keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Fuck Tito jabs Halo to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Halo connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Fuck Tito is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Halo misses the body punch
and Fuck Tito counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Fuck Tito missing with a left hand there. Halo was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Fuck Tito bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A looping hook to the body misses from Halo. Fuck Tito does a little dance to reset his feet.
Halo throws a right and a left that both miss.
Fuck Tito throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Fuck Tito throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Gabriel Halo dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Chuck Fuck Tito's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Fuck Tito takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Halo throws a hook but Fuck Tito avoids it easily.
Fuck Tito swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Fuck Tito misses with an uppercut. Halo saw that one coming.
Halo lands a nice shot to the body.
Fuck Tito looks to throw the jab but Halo is out of range.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Halo, right into the meat.
Halo lands a slapping body shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Halo fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Fuck Tito is out of range.
The fighters circling - Halo throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Halo lands a nice looking body shot.
Fuck Tito misses with an uppercut.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Halo digs a good body shot into Fuck Tito's ribs.
Fuck Tito has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Halo.
Halo thumps Fuck Tito with a low kick.
Good shot there by Halo.
Halo is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Fuck Tito rather than just go for the knockout.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuck Tito defending well as Halo loads up on a big left hand.
Fuck Tito takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
and Halo counters with a massive uppercut that badly hurts Fuck Tito! He's just covering up as Halo starts to tee off till the referee steps in and stops the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:16 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Gabriel Halo!
Gabriel Halo seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.