PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Clyde Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lexington Snape (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Jones
vs
Snape

185 cm
18
285 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

Good takedowns
Brawler
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Clyde Jones!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Lexington Snape!
The judges for this bout are Donatello Bradman, Damien Edna and Bruno Hogan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Snape stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Snape wants it to stay on the feet.

Snape rushes Jones and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Snape using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Jones could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Jones is breathing heavily.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Snape landing knees to the body.
Snape using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Snape landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Snape obliges.
Knees in the clinch landing for Snape.
Knees to the body from Snape.
Snape scores a nice knee to the body.
Snape unloads a knee to the mid-section. Jones lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Snape crunches a lovely knee into Jones's ribcage.
Snape landing knees to the body.
Jones takes a knee to the side of the body.
Snape scores a nice knee to the body.
Snape unloads a knee to the mid-section. Jones lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Snape landing some nice looking knees to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Snape scores a nice knee to the body.
Snape is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Snape obliges.
Snape lands a good knee to the midsection. Jones won't want to take too many of those.
Jones takes a knee to the side of the body.
Snape lands a knee to the body.
Knees to the body from Snape.
Snape using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Snape working Jones over with knees to the body.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Snape obliges.
Knees in the clinch landing for Snape.
Snape landing knees to the body.
Snape lands a nice knee to the body.
Snape lands a knee to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Snape lands a good knee to the midsection. Jones won't want to take too many of those.
Snape landing knees to the body.
Snape using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Snape landing knees to the body.
Snape unloads a knee to the mid-section. Jones lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Snape using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Snape obliges.
Snape crunches a lovely knee into Jones's ribcage.
Snape landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Snape scores a nice knee to the body.
Snape working Jones over with knees to the body.
Snape using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Snape landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Snape working Jones over with knees to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for Snape.
Snape lands a good knee to the midsection. Jones won't want to take too many of those.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Snape is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Snape working Jones over with knees to the body.
Snape unloads a knee to the mid-section. Jones lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Knees to the body from Snape.
Snape working Jones over with knees to the body.
Snape lands a good knee to the midsection. Jones won't want to take too many of those.
Snape unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Snape putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Jones in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Snape putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Jones in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Snape lands a nice knee to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Snape landing knees to the body.
Snape crunches a lovely knee into Jones's ribcage.
Snape scores a nice knee to the body.
Snape lands a good knee to the midsection. Jones won't want to take too many of those.
Snape utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Snape lands a good knee to the midsection. Jones won't want to take too many of those.
Snape unloads a knee to the mid-section. Jones lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Jones takes a knee to the side of the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Knees in the clinch landing for Snape.
Snape unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Snape landing knees to the body.
Knees to the body from Snape.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lexington Snape dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Snape has Jones up against the cage in a clinch.
Knees to the body from Snape.
Snape landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Snape unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Jones tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Snape utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Snape obliges.
Jones takes a knee right on the jaw!

It looks like Clyde Jones has been cut.
Snape lands a knee to the head.
Jones takes a knee to the side of the body.
Snape landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Snape landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Lexington Snape seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Snape landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for Snape.
Snape lands a knee to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Snape unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Snape has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Snape landing knees to the body.
Snape lands a knee to the body.
Snape landing knees to the head.
Knees to the body from Snape.
Snape crunches a lovely knee into Jones's ribcage.
Snape unloads a knee to the mid-section. Jones lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Snape landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Snape unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Jones takes a knee to the side of the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Snape putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Jones in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Snape unloads a knee to the mid-section. Jones lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Snape working Jones over with knees to the body.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Snape obliges.
Snape landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Knees to the body from Snape.
Snape unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Snape utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Snape putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Jones in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Snape scores a nice knee to the body.
Snape scores with a knee to the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Snape landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Snape obliges.
Jones takes a knee to the side of the body.
Snape crunches a lovely knee into Jones's ribcage.
Snape is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Jones jumps guard but Snape turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Knees in the clinch landing for Snape.
Jones takes a knee to the side of the body.
Snape landing knees to the body.
Snape scores a nice knee to the body.
Jones takes a knee to the side of the body.
Jones tries to pull guard but Snape won't allow it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Clyde Jones. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Knees to the body from Snape.
Jones takes a knee to the side of the body.
Snape scores a nice knee to the body.
Snape crunches a lovely knee into Jones's ribcage.
Jones tries to pull guard but Snape holds him up against the cage and eventually Jones drops back down to his feet.
Snape using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Snape lands a knee to the body.
Snape crunches a lovely knee into Jones's ribcage.
Snape working Jones over with knees to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Snape lands a good knee to the midsection. Jones won't want to take too many of those.
Snape landing knees to the body.
Jones takes a knee to the side of the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lexington Snape showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Clyde Jones's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

Snape forces Jones back against the cage and clinches.
Knees to the body from Snape.
Snape scores a nice knee to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Snape obliges.
Snape working Jones over with knees to the body.
Snape with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Snape with a knee to the head.
Snape using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Snape lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Snape unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Snape putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Jones in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Snape obliges.
Knees in the clinch landing for Snape.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones tries to pull guard but Snape forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Snape lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Snape landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Snape with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Snape landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Snape crunches a lovely knee into Jones's ribcage.
Snape missing with knees to the body.
Jones jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Snape walks away with a smile on his face. Jones gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Lexington Snape seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Snape lands a nice knee to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Knees in the clinch landing for Snape.
Snape crunches a lovely knee into Jones's ribcage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Snape obliges.
Snape lands a knee to the body.
Snape unloads a knee to the mid-section. Jones lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Knees to the body from Snape.
Snape lands a good knee to the midsection. Jones won't want to take too many of those.
Snape using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Snape crunches a lovely knee into Jones's ribcage.
Snape lands a nice knee to the body.
Jones takes a knee to the side of the body.
Jones blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Jones jumps guard but Snape stands there with Jones around his waist. Jones gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Clyde Jones. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Snape lands a good knee to the midsection. Jones won't want to take too many of those.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Snape landing knees to the head.
Jones is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Snape to keep the fight standing.
Snape unloads a knee to the mid-section. Jones lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Snape lands a knee to the body.
Snape crunches a lovely knee into Jones's ribcage.
Snape unloads a knee to the mid-section. Jones lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Snape unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Snape landing knees to the body.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Snape obliges.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Snape obliges.
A knee to the head by Snape.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jones fails to pull guard.
Snape landing knees to the body.
Snape lands a nice knee to the body.
Snape crunches a lovely knee into Jones's ribcage.
Snape unloads a knee to the mid-section. Jones lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Snape lands a knee to the head.
Lexington Snape is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Jones jumps guard but Snape stands there with Jones around his waist. Jones gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Clyde Jones has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Snape putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Jones in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jones struggles to land a body shot inside as Snape controls his hands.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Snape obliges.
Snape working Jones over with knees to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
Lexington Snape comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Snape has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.

Judge Donatello Bradman scores the fight for Lexington Snape!
Judge Damien Edna scores the fight for Lexington Snape!
Judge Bruno Hogan scores the fight for Lexington Snape!

Lexington Snape wins by unanimous decision!
A very excited looking Lexington Snape rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.