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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Shane Walsh (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Phucked YoMom (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Walsh kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Walking Dead Theme. Phucked YoMom will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.
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211 lbs
2 - 0 - 0 |
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205 lbs
5 - 1 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Counter fighter
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Shane Walsh!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Phucked YoMom!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, Daniel Bishop and Phil Schofield.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
YoMom jabbing away but nothing is landing.
YoMom misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Danga de danga de dang - Walsh scores with a four punch combination!
Walsh ducks under a wild hook from YoMom.
Walsh takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
A slow jab from Walsh misses its intended target.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Walsh lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Walsh slowing the pace effectively.
That's one minute gone in the round.
YoMom is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Walsh is keeping busy.
Walsh pressing his opponent against the cage.
YoMom misses with the head strike.
A nice right hand lands inside from Walsh.
A short body shot lands from Walsh as the two fighters clinch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Walsh.
YoMom misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Walsh lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
YoMom is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
YoMom's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
YoMom misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Walsh.
Walsh throws a blind hook that connects with the side of YoMoms head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Walsh taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Walsh has YoMom pressed up against the cage. He's trying to work for a single leg takedown. Walsh pulls back from the cage and twists to the side, sending YoMom tumbling to the mat - Walsh dives into YoMom's guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Walsh is in close to YoMom's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Walsh not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Walsh distracts YoMom with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
YoMom is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Walsh postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Walsh postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Walsh is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Walsh with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
YoMom has his foot on Walsh's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Walsh works his way back into a safe position though.
Walsh with a nice head shot there.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Walsh looking to pass the guard.
Walsh slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
YoMom is working for submissions here. He's thrown up his legs looking for a triangle but Walsh frees his head nicely. Oh but YoMom has switched to an armbar! Walsh is tapping furiously! Lovely submission there!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Armbar). Phucked YoMom!
Phucked YoMom is the new light heavyweight champion!
Phucked YoMom seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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