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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mohammed Ali (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Zoidberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ali kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is General Levy - Professional Ganja Smoker. Mohammed Ali has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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222 lbs
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222 lbs
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
13 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Mohammed Ali!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
33 - 18 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, John Zoidberg!
The judges for this bout are Roger Salmon, Jeff Smith and Paul Gruel.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zoidberg lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Zoidberg bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Ali throws a nice looking combination but Zoidberg bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Ali tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Zoidberg moves into the clinch.
Ali is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Zoidberg misses with an elbow strike.
Ali can't break the clinch.
Zoidberg trying to land knees to the body.
Ali manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Ali wants to get back to striking at distance but Zoidberg won't allow it.
A frustrated look appears on Ali's face as he tries to break the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoidberg looking to throw knees to the head but Ali is blocking nicely.
Ali tries to work over Zoidberg's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Ali's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Zoidberg tries a low kick but Ali avoids it.
Zoidberg blocks a leg kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by Zoidberg.
Ali moves out of range of the leg kick from Zoidberg.
Ali throws a head kick that misses.
Zoidberg throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Zoidberg throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Zoidberg connects with a solid leg kick.
Zoidberg connects with an inside leg kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg throws a leg kick that is checked
letting Ali counter with a right hand.
Ali throws a low kick but it's checked well by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg is looking to land body kicks.
Ali will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
A slapping leg kick lands for Ali.
Zoidberg swings away with a leg kick that misses.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Ali fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Zoidberg manages to avoid it.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Zoidberg crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Ali - the referee stops the clock and Zoidberg gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Ali. Zoidberg manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Zoidberg throws a leg kick but Ali sees it coming and moves out of range.
Zoidberg throws a wild body kick that Ali sees coming a mile off.
Zoidberg looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ali comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Ali misses with a series of wild punches.
Zoidberg chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Zoidberg takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Zoidberg will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Zoidberg throws a leg kick that misses.
Ali lands with a hook. Zoidberg tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
A nice inside leg kick there by Zoidberg. That's going to slow Ali down.
Zoidberg is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ali scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Zoidberg lands a nice elbow.
Ali pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Ali throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Zoidberg sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Zoidberg is looking to clinch but Ali is avoiding it.
Ali throws a nice head kick!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Ali checks a leg kick nicely.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Ali takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
John Zoidberg seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ali rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Zoidberg counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but John Zoidberg will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
The crowd cheers as Ali lands an impressive looking overhand right. Zoidberg doesn't seem phased though.
Ali is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Zoidberg thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Ali if he has to take too many more of those.
Ali is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Ali swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Zoidberg tries to clinch up but Ali circles away and keeps his distance.
Zoidberg throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Zoidberg gets a clinch.
Zoidberg creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Ali.
Ali is trying to break the clinch but Zoidberg is controlling him.
Ali lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Zoidberg missing with knees to the body.
Ali takes an elbow to the temple.
Ali scores with an uppercut up the middle.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoidberg throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Ali managing to block the knees to the body from Zoidberg.
Ali working hard to break the clinch.
Ali breaks the clinch.
Ali throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Ali on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Ali digs a good body shot into Zoidberg's ribs.
The fight stays on the outside here - Zoidberg looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Zoidberg connects with a solid leg kick.
Zoidberg avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Ali throws the left hand but Zoidberg avoids the punch easily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Ali fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Zoidberg.
John Zoidberg seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Zoidberg throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Ali stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Zoidberg tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Ali manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Zoidberg scores with a push kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Zoidberg gets a clinch.
Ali avoiding damage as Zoidberg throws knees to the body.
With the fighters up against the cage, Zoidberg throws an elbow but misses.
Ali's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Ali checks the leg kick nicely there.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ali throws a jab but it's blocked by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg tries to clinch there but Ali circles away.
Ali tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Zoidberg was well out of range. Poor timing from Ali.
Zoidberg staying out of range there.
Ali misses with a looping left.
Zoidberg is looking to score with low kicks.
Zoidberg takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
A jab from Ali misses.
Ali misses with a low kick.
Ali does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Ali fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Zoidberg.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ali lands a head shot.
Ali has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Zoidberg.
Ali throws a nice inside leg kick.
Zoidberg throws a leg kick that misses.
Zoidberg displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Ali throws out the jab.
Zoidberg tried to score with a low kick but Ali checks it.
Ali lands with a cross.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Zoidberg throws a quick inside leg kick.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Zoidberg throws the kick towards the body but Ali avoids it.
A nice leg kick lands there from Zoidberg.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Mohammed Ali will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Ali, right into the meat.
Ali throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Zoidberg misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Zoidberg throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Zoidberg blocks a leg kick.
Ali looks to land a right hand but Zoidberg moved out of range.
Ali bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Ali takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Ali will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
An inside leg kick lands from Ali.
Ali throws a nice looking combination but Zoidberg bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoidberg wants to clinch up but Ali keeps it at a distance.
Ali blocks the body kick.
Zoidberg dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Ali. That did some damage!
Zoidberg tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Ali paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Ali just misses with a punch to the body.
Ali takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Ali ducks under a wild hook from Zoidberg.
Ali misses with a body punch
and Zoidberg moves into the clinch.
Zoidberg misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Ali.
Ali is trying to push Zoidberg away but Zoidberg has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Ali looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ali tries to break free but Zoidberg pushes him back against the cage.
Ali blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Ali manages to break the clinch.
Ali blocks a low kick nicely.
Zoidberg does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Ali fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Zoidberg has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Zoidberg feints and then cracks Ali's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Ali down.
Ali darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Good work by Zoidberg as he checks the leg kick.
Ali throws a leg kick
and Zoidberg counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Zoidberg.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Ali breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ali throws a body punch but Zoidberg moves out of range.
Ali tries a low kick but Zoidberg avoids it.
Zoidberg misses with a body kick.
Ali avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Ali moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Zoidberg tries to work over Ali's front leg with a kick but Ali checks it.
Zoidberg cracks the inside of Ali's front leg.
No joy there for Ali, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Zoidberg walks into a left hand.
Zoidberg uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Ali.
Crunch! Zoidberg slams his shin into Ali's torso.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ali looking to land some kicks to the body here.
A jab from Ali does it's job there.
Zoidberg throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Ali counters with a nice leg kick.
Ali misses with an uppercut.
Ali takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Zoidberg with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Zoidberg cracks the inside of Ali's front leg.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Ali tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Zoidberg throws a nice head kick!
A head kick from Ali lands but Zoidberg takes it in his stride.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to John Zoidberg.
Well Zoidberg has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Roger Salmon scores the fight 28:29
Judge Jeff Smith scores the fight 28:29
Judge Paul Gruel scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... John Zoidberg!
John Zoidberg seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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