PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Viljo Laine (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cartman comes into a darkened arena with his song building. All Within My Hands kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Eric Cartman has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Laine
vs
Cartman

195 cm
33
240 lbs
37 - 19 - 2

199 cm
27
283 lbs
11 - 5 - 0

Decent wrestler
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 37 - 19 - 2, fighting out of London, Viljo Laine!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Eric Cartman!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, Paul Tew and Andrew Berry.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Cartman gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Laine is trying to break free.
Laine has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.

Laine's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Cartman is looking to clinch.
Cartman uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Laine.
Cartman blocks a jab.
Cartman misses with a wild body shot.
Laine blocks a jab.
Cartman looks to clinch
letting Laine counter with a right hand.
Cartman wants to clinch
and Laine counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Cartman thinking.

Cartman rushes Laine and presses him up against the cage.
Laine is trying to push Cartman away but Cartman has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.

Cartman breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Laine blocks a jab.
Laine tried to score with a low kick but Cartman checks it.
Cartman closes the distance looking to clinch
and Laine counters with a lovely straight right hand!

It looks like Eric Cartman has been cut.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Cartman moves into range and clinches up with Laine.
Cartman can't break the clinch.

Cartman breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
A big left from Laine misses.
Cartman fails to land with a series of punches.
Laine moves out of range as Cartman strikes.
Laine throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Nice defenses there by Laine.

Laine gets tackled into the cage by Cartman. Cartman maintains the clinch.
Still in the clinch, Cartman scores with a nice short uppercut.
Laine prevents a body shot from Cartman.
Laine has had enough of the clinch but Cartman keeps him there for the moment.
Cartman dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Cartman keeps control of Laine as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Laine working hard to break the clinch.
Laine tries a body shot but Cartman blocks it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Cartman wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Laine prevents Cartman from breaking the clinch.
Cartman lands an elbow just above Laine 's eye.

It looks like Viljo Laine has been cut.

Cartman pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Laine tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Cartman was well out of range. Poor timing from Laine.
Cartman is looking to clinch but Laine is avoiding it.
A slapping body kick lands there for Laine.
Cartman loads up on a big right hand but Laine slips the punch.

Cartman clinches.
Laine wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Cartman has him pressed against the cage.
Cartman scores with a hook to the body.

Laine escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Cartman tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Laine counters with a low kick, right behind Cartman 's knee.
Cartman tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Laine manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Laine circles away from the clinch attempt.
Cartman throws a right and a left that both miss.
Cartman tries to clinch but Laine moves away
and Laine counters with a nice leg kick.
Laine looks to throw the jab but Cartman is out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman takes one to the chin there.
Cartman moves out of range of the strikes.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Cartman working aggressively here.
Cartman is trying to break free.
Cartman lands a shot to the body.
Cartman lands a hook that snaps the head of Laine backwards.
Laine tries to circle away but Cartman has him pinned against the cage.
Laine wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Cartman has him pressed against the cage.
Laine wants to break free but Cartman has control.
Cartman scores with a shot to the side of Laine's head.

Cartman breaks from the clinch.
Cartman tries to clinch
and Laine counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Cartman thinking.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cartman is looking to clinch but Laine is avoiding it.
Laine throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Cartman tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Laine manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fight stays on the outside here - Cartman looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Cartman connects with a right hand. Laine shakes it off.
Cartman swings widly with a right hand

and Laine counters by moving into the clinch.
Laine blocks the elbow strike.
A short body shot lands from Cartman as the two fighters clinch.
Cartman misses with a knee to the head.
Laine takes an elbow to the forehead.
Laine looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Laine is trying to break free.
Cartman misses with an elbow strike.
Nice body punch from Cartman.
Laine looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

Cartman breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Laine swats away the attempt to clinch by Cartman.
Laine throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Eric Cartman will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Laine swings and misses with a hook to the body.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Cartman in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Laine keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Cartman.
Cartman tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Nice jab there from Laine.
Cartman tries to clinch up.
Cartman wants to clinch.

Cartman clinches.
Cartman lands a damaging elbow.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Laine tries to break free but Cartman pushes him back against the cage.
Laine lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.

Laine pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Cartman tries to close the distance and clinch up but Laine swats him away and circles back towards the center.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Cartman tries to clinch but Laine moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Laine avoids the body shot from Cartman.
A looping hook to the body misses from Laine. Cartman does a little dance to reset his feet.
Laine with a jab.
Laine connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Cartman tries to clinch there but Laine circles away.
Cartman darts in trying to clinch
and Laine counters with a nice body kick.
Eric Cartman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cartman tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Laine manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Cartman doesn't manage to clinch there - Laine circles away.
Cartman wants to clinch up but Laine keeps it at a distance.
Cartman doesn't manage to clinch there - Laine circles away.
Cartman fails in his attempt to clinch.
Laine clobbers Cartman with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Cartman blocks the body kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Laine waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Cartman.

Cartman closes the distance and clinches.

Cartman escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Laine ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.

Cartman moves into the clinch successfully.
Laine wants to break free but Cartman has control.
Laine wants to break the clinch but can't.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Cartman.
Laine looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Laine tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Cartman goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Cartman lands a right hand that snaps the head of Laine backwards.
Laine blocks an uppercut.
Eric Cartman seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Laine lands a body shot in the clinch.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Laine taking a breather.
Cartman is leaning against Laine and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Laine breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Cartman moves in looking to clinch but Laine pushes him off.
An inside leg kick from Laine misses.
Cartman throws a jab when Laine was well out of range.
Cartman tries to close the distance and clinch but Laine swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Laine circles away from the clinch attempt.
Cartman doesn't manage to clinch there - Laine circles away.
Cartman takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Cartman fails with an attempt to clinch.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Laine.

Laine feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Cartman sprawling to the canvas! Cartman rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Laine finish him?!

Cartman is rocked!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Cartman misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Laine.
Cartman is still on wobbly legs! Can Laine finish him?
Laine circles away from the clinch attempt
and Laine finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Cartman is breathing heavily.
Laine pounces like a tiger and cracks Cartman with a vicious hook! Cartman is down but not out! Laine follows up with more strikes forcing the ref to jump in and stop it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Viljo Laine!
A victorious Viljo Laine thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.