PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Chino Cochino (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kieron Radebe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cochino's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Cake-The Distance. Chino Cochino has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Cochino
vs
Radebe

210 cm
22
300 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

211 cm
22
292 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Great elbows
Very quick

Decent wrestler
World class boxer
Heavy handed

KAISER

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Chino Cochino!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Kieron Radebe!
The judges for this bout are Ivan Kurochkin, Fedor Mirinova and Illya Tyunina.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Radebe misses with a body kick.
Cochino tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Radebe counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

It looks like Chino Cochino has been cut.
A big right from Cochino misses.
Cochino scores with a nice body kick.
Cochino throws a body kick that misses
and Radebe counters with a head kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Radebe fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Cochino checks it well.
Radebe listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Radebe scores with a kick to the body.
Radebe tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Cochino throws a head kick but Radebe moves out of range.
Cochino rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Radebe moves out of range and avoids them all easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cochino thows a body kick. Radebe tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Radebe looks to land a body kick but Cochino moved away.
Radebe throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Cochino throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Radebe throws a leg kick which misses Cochino's front leg but catches the back leg as Cochino tries to avoid it.
Radebe throws a head kick but Cochino moves out of range.
Radebe takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Radebe, as that shot connected.
Cochino lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Radebe changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cochino takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
That kick from Radebe tenderised Cochino's leg. Cochino is trying to keep his angry face on.
Cochino takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Cochino is breathing heavily.
A head kick misses from Radebe.
Radebe misses with a head kick.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Radebe, right into the meat.
Radebe cracks Cochino with a good jab.
Cochino takes a swing at Radebe's ribcage but misses.
Cochino throws a body kick that misses

and Radebe counters with a head kick that drops Cochino to the mat! Cochino scrambles across the canvas and gets back to his feet, still wobbly!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Radebe drops Cochino with a naaaaasty hook - Cochino is in real trouble here! Radebe dives in to side control and pounds out his opponent for a TKO victory! The crowd goes nuts!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:10 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kieron Radebe!
Kieron Radebe really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that KAISER logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.