|
|
PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Jorge Washengtoneo Bandairrezz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dr John Zoidberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
 |
|
 |
| 182 cm
22
173 lbs
8 - 3 - 0 |
|
178 cm
26
185 lbs
2 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Dangerous knees
Granite chin |
|
Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Good gas tank |
|
| |
|
Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jorge Washengtoneo Bandairrezz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Dr John Zoidberg!
The judges for this bout are Radbod Blank, Aafke Stam and Saam Ante.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
An inside leg kick lands from Washengtoneo Bandairrezz.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz avoids the body shot from Zoidberg.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz stalks Zoidberg and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Zoidberg's face. Zoidberg staggers backwards, shaken.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz throws a push kick but Zoidberg slaps the foot to one side.
Zoidberg gets a double leg takedown into Washengtoneo Bandairrezz's guard.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
Zoidberg trying to control but Washengtoneo Bandairrezz is working from the bottom.
Zoidberg postures up.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Zoidberg got a little sloppy there for a moment and Washengtoneo Bandairrezz has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Zoidberg has managed to get both his arms back between Washengtoneo Bandairrezz's legs - danger averted.
Zoidberg landing some decent shots from guard.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Zoidberg landing some decent shots from guard.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Zoidberg with a flurry of punches that miss.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Zoidberg avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Zoidberg stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Washengtoneo Bandairrezz swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Zoidberg working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Washengtoneo Bandairrezz's head.
Zoidberg stands up over Washengtoneo Bandairrezz, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Zoidberg makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Zoidberg manages to get himself to full guard.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz preventing the sweep.
Zoidberg manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz wants to hold on but Zoidberg pushes him away.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Zoidberg swivels though and keeps the full guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz is looking to work some ground and pound but Zoidberg has wrist control.
Zoidberg looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Zoidberg wants to sweep here but Washengtoneo Bandairrezz controlling him for the moment.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz tries to free his leg and advance position but Zoidberg is retaining full guard.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz stands and throws Zoidberg's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Zoidberg struggling a bit here.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Zoidberg gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz is looking to take a break and control but Zoidberg is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Zoidberg is doing well to avoid being mounted. He's controlling the position at the moment.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Zoidberg defends it well.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Washengtoneo Bandairrezz's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Washengtoneo Bandairrezz's back!
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz wants to escape the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz trying to control but not successfully.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz needs to remain patient if he's going to get out of this sticky situation.
Zoidberg is punishing Washengtoneo Bandairrezz with strikes - can he finish him?!
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz looks to control his opponent's hands but he's not mananging it at the moment.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz wants to escape the position.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Zoidberg lands with a nice looking elbow that stuns Washengtoneo Bandairrezz.
It looks like Jorge Washengtoneo Bandairrezz has been cut.
Zoidberg lands with a couple of good shots - one to the side of the head and one questionable shot that could be viewed as to the back of the head but the referee lets it go.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Zoidberg has the hooks in. Washengtoneo Bandairrezz is trying to push off one leg but he has to do so cautiously to avoid being submitted.
The crowd hopeful of a finish here - Zoidberg's supporters are on their feet, screaming for him to go for the rear naked choke.
Zoidberg controlling well, preventing Washengtoneo Bandairrezz from escaping the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Dr John Zoidberg will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Jorge Washengtoneo Bandairrezz's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Zoidberg misses with an uppercut
and Washengtoneo Bandairrezz finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz gets a clinch.
Zoidberg is looking to break free of the clinch but Washengtoneo Bandairrezz has double underhooks.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Zoidberg backwards.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz misses with a knee to the head.
Zoidberg has had enough of the clinch but Washengtoneo Bandairrezz keeps him there for the moment.
Zoidberg can't get the takedown.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz scores a nice knee to the body.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz looking to throw knees to the head but Zoidberg is blocking nicely.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz lands a knee to the head.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz is trying to stall.
Zoidberg struggles to land a body shot inside as Washengtoneo Bandairrezz controls his hands.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz misses with a hook to the ribs.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoidberg is trying to break the clinch but Washengtoneo Bandairrezz has him pressed against the cage.
Zoidberg has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Washengtoneo Bandairrezz after a bit of a struggle.
Zoidberg tries to score a body lock takedown but Washengtoneo Bandairrezz shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Jorge Washengtoneo Bandairrezz has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dr John Zoidberg.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Zoidberg pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A short left from Washengtoneo Bandairrezz.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz blocking some punches.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz lands a nice knee to the body.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz struggles to land a body shot inside as Zoidberg controls his hands.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz misses with a body punch.
Zoidberg takes a knee to the side of the body.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz blocks a body shot from Zoidberg.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz gets underhooks to prevent Zoidberg's takedown attempt.
Knees in the clinch landing for Washengtoneo Bandairrezz.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz lands a body shot.
Zoidberg is breathing heavily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg takes a knee to the side of the body.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz drops down looking for an ankle pick but Zoidberg pulls his leg out and moves away.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Zoidberg takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
A big left from Zoidberg misses.
Nice straight punches there by Washengtoneo Bandairrezz. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Washengtoneo Bandairrezz.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Zoidberg bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Zoidberg lands a jab.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Zoidberg crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Washengtoneo Bandairrezz - the referee stops the clock and Zoidberg gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Washengtoneo Bandairrezz. Zoidberg manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz works Zoidberg's body with a nice hook.
Crunch! Washengtoneo Bandairrezz slams his shin into Zoidberg's torso.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz slips a straight right by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Zoidberg throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Washengtoneo Bandairrezz counters with a good low kick that Zoidberg was not able to check.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz moves out of range as Zoidberg strikes.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz slips a straight right by Zoidberg.
A big right from Washengtoneo Bandairrezz misses.
Zoidberg drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz throws a nice outside leg kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz scores with a jab to the head.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Some wild striking there from Washengtoneo Bandairrezz.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz throws out a leg kick but Zoidberg moves out of range and Washengtoneo Bandairrezz only half commits.
Zoidberg misses with a hook. Washengtoneo Bandairrezz ducked under it nicely.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz scores with a kick to the midsection.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz moves into the clinch.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz has Zoidberg pressed against the cage, preventing Zoidberg from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz prevents a body shot from Zoidberg.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz gets through Zoidberg's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Jorge Washengtoneo Bandairrezz has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz lands a good knee to the midsection. Zoidberg won't want to take too many of those.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jorge Washengtoneo Bandairrezz dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Jorge Washengtoneo Bandairrezz's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Zoidberg checks a leg kick.
Zoidberg thows a left - swing and a miss!
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz lands a two punch combo.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Zoidberg.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Washengtoneo Bandairrezz.
The fighters circling - Washengtoneo Bandairrezz throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz misses the shot to the body.
Jorge Washengtoneo Bandairrezz is winning the standup battle so far.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Zoidberg avoids the body shot from Washengtoneo Bandairrezz.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Zoidberg's hands.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz wants to clinch up but Zoidberg keeps it at a distance.
Zoidberg ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
A looping hook to the body misses from Zoidberg. Washengtoneo Bandairrezz does a little dance to reset his feet.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz wants to clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoidberg misses with a hook to the body
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz doesn't manage to clinch there - Zoidberg circles away.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz gets caught napping as Zoidberg dives in and scores a takedown. Washengtoneo Bandairrezz manages to retain guard.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz working for a triangle but Zoidberg defends it easily.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz wants to sweep here but Zoidberg controlling him for the moment.
Zoidberg postures up.
Zoidberg loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Zoidberg is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz is trying to keep Zoidberg in close.
Zoidberg preventing the sweep.
Zoidberg trying to control but Washengtoneo Bandairrezz is working from the bottom.
Dr John Zoidberg has got the better of the ground game so far.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz is pulling down on Zoidberg's head to control his posture.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz is looking to sweep but instead, Zoidberg has passed into half guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Zoidberg working Washengtoneo Bandairrezz over with strikes.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Zoidberg throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Zoidberg working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Zoidberg working Washengtoneo Bandairrezz over with strikes.
Zoidberg content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz is trying to control but can't.
Zoidberg winds up and cracks Washengtoneo Bandairrezz with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Zoidberg looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Zoidberg lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz regains full guard. Nicely done.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg won't allow Washengtoneo Bandairrezz to sweep him here.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Zoidberg!
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Zoidberg tries to reverse the position but Washengtoneo Bandairrezz maintains control.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz trying to control but Zoidberg is having none of it.
Zoidberg is looking to improve his position but Washengtoneo Bandairrezz isn't that keen on the idea.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz working for a guillotine from mount but Zoidberg is in no mood to give up.
Zoidberg is working to get back to half guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz wants to finish this one by submission but Zoidberg is holding onto his waist, trying to prevent any attacks from Washengtoneo Bandairrezz.
Washengtoneo Bandairrezz wants to take Zoidberg's back here but Zoidberg is holding on to an arm, himself looking to escape.
Zoidberg holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as Washengtoneo Bandairrezz tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip.
Zoidberg manages to regain half guard. Good work.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Zoidberg is looking to improve his position.
Zoidberg looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Dr John Zoidberg.
I think Zoidberg has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Radbod Blank scores the fight 28:29
Judge Aafke Stam scores the fight 28:29
Judge Saam Ante scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dr John Zoidberg!
During a confident post fight interview, Dr John Zoidberg thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| S |
C
A |
G |
S |
C
B |
G |
|
S |
C |
G |
|
energy
A | B |
|
hype
A | B |
|
pop
A | B |
|
mgr
A | B |
|
FIGHT
RATING
93% |
|
|
|
|
|
|
