PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Agamemnon Coon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ima Yerface (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Yerface is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by In Flames - Like You Better Dead. On his way into the cage it seems that Agamemnon Coon has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Agamemnon Coon seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Coon
vs
Yerface

188 cm
32
210 lbs
25 - 16 - 2

190 cm
35
214 lbs
25 - 11 - 1

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 16 - 2, fighting out of New York, Agamemnon Coon!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 25 - 11 - 1, fighting out of New York, Ima Yerface!
The judges for this bout are Alyssa Summers, Eddie Farnsworth and Jorge Garcia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Coon gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Yerface lands a front kick.
Coon looks to throw the jab but Yerface is out of range.
Coon throws a chopping leg kick but Yerface manages to avoid taking any serious damage.

Coon scores with a takedown into Yerface's guard.
Coon won't allow Yerface to sweep him here.
Coon working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Coon accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Coon trying to control the position from guard on top but Yerface is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Yerface lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Coon!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Coon is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Yerface raining down shots from the mount!
Coon avoids a series of strikes thrown by Yerface.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Yerface lands with some strikes.
Coon in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Coon is trying desperately to improve position.
Yerface looking to control but Coon is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Coon really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Coon is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Coon keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Yerface working the ground and pound effectively.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Yerface looking to ground and pound but Coon is blocking nicely.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Coon blocking the ground and pound.
Yerface looking to control but Coon is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Coon tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Yerface looking to control but Coon is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Yerface wants to control but Coon has made it back to half guard. Nice work.
Yerface throwing shots but Coon is blocking nicely.
Coon makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Coon.
Yerface stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Coon swivels though and keeps the full guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Coon looking for a sweep. Not yet Coon, not yet.
Yerface throws a big right hand that misses.
Yerface trying to control but Coon is working from the bottom.
Coon is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Coon is controlling Yerface's posture.
Yerface trying to control but Coon is working from the bottom.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Ima Yerface was stalling too much, according to the referee.
Yerface throws a leg kick but Coon sees it coming and checks it nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Coon checks the leg kick nicely there.
Yerface stuffs the takedown attempt from Coon. Coon gets slowly back to his feet.
Nice sprawl there from Yerface as Coon shoots in.
Coon thows a leg kick but Yerface checks it
and Yerface connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Yerface scores with a nice right hand.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Yerface uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Coon.
Coon throws a hook but Yerface avoids it easily.
Coon lands a glancing blow to the side of Yerface's head.
Coon takes one to the chin there.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Coon moves out of range as Yerface throws a body kick.
Good standup being displayed there by Yerface as he connects with a hook.
Yerface fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Yerface throws a leg kick but Coon moved away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ima Yerface dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Coon has a takedown stuffed.
Coon just misses with a punch to the body.
Coon shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Yerface defends it nicely.
Ima Yerface seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Yerface connects with a body shot that sends Coon's belly button to the back.
Yerface throws a half hearted mid kick.
Yerface is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Yerface throws a nice outside leg kick.
Coon on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Coon shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Agamemnon Coon. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Yerface sizes up Coon with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Coon keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Yerface lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Yerface misses with a head kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Yerface feints and then cracks Coon's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Coon down.
Yerface misses with a double jab
and Coon counters with a nice body shot.
Yerface closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Yerface thuds his shin into the meat of Coon's side.
Yerface rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Coon connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

Yerface shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Yerface has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Coon is staying active underneath Yerface, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Yerface throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Yerface wants to take a breather but Coon is having none of it.
Yerface stalling.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Yerface connects with a nice short shot to Coon's temple.
Yerface lands strikes from half guard.
Coon tries to roll over but Yerface keeps him under control.
Yerface sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Coon defending well though.
Yerface thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Coon's head.
Yerface slows the pace down in half guard.
Yerface is keen to just control but Coon is a slippery customer.
Coon has his hands clasped together around Yerface's back. He's all about the action.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Yerface throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Yerface working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Yerface in particular looking to stall.
Yerface seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Coon does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Coon avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Yerface.
Coon wants to get back to full guard.
Yerface is looking to take a break and control but Coon is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.

The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Ima Yerface.
Yerface connects with a crisp jab.
Yerface has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Yerface there as he acknowledges the shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Coon connects with a looping right hand.
Coon swings for the body but Yerface moves out of range.
Coon will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Yerface shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Coon as he jumps to the side.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Coon wants to land a leg kick but Yerface is out of range.
The fighters circle momentarily. Yerface darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.

Coon shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Coon working over Yerface with some ground and pound. Yerface looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
The fighters are battling for position here. Yerface manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Yerface holds on and takes a little breather.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Yerface controls Coon momentarily but Coon frees himself.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ima Yerface showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Yerface stuffs the takedown attempt from Coon. Coon gets slowly back to his feet.
Yerface takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Yerface scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Coon has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Yerface finds it's way round the side to connect with Coon's head.
A solid leg kick lands there for Yerface.
Yerface connects with a nice looking jab.
Coon misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Yerface.
Yerface stuffs the takedown attempt from Coon. Coon gets slowly back to his feet.
Coon throws a hook but Yerface avoids it easily.
Coon smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Coon stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Coon wants it to stay on the feet.
Coon connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Coon dodges the punch combination from Yerface.
Yerface thumps Coon with a low kick.
Coon digs a good hook to Yerface's body.
Yerface lands the left hand.
Yerface swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Coon.
Yerface lands a slapping body shot.
Yerface just misses with a punch to the body.
Yerface throws a low kick but Coon moves out of range easily.
Coon shoots in for a takedown but Yerface shows good takedown defense.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Agamemnon Coon. That's going to take a lot out of him.
An inside leg kick from Coon misses.
Coon avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
A jab from Yerface misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Coon fails with the takedown.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Yerface tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Coon swivels and escapes.
Yerface throws a nice inside leg kick.
Coon throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Yerface's waist but Yerface gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Coon off to one side.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Yerface scores with a jab to the head.
Coon tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Yerface swivels and escapes.
Yerface misses with a series of wild punches.
Yerface throws a quick inside leg kick.
A swing and a miss from Yerface.
No luck for Coon with that takedown attempt.
Nice uppercut there from Yerface.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Yerface throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Coon.
Yerface lands a leg kick that knocks Coon off balance momentarily.
Jab from Yerface.
Yerface digs a good hook to Coon's body.
Coon uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Yerface.
Danga de danga de dang - Yerface scores with a four punch combination!
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Yerface, right into the meat.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Yerface fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Coon shoots for a takedown but Yerface saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Agamemnon Coon has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Yerface lands with a kick to the ribs.
Coon shoots in for a double leg but Yerface sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Coon takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Coon with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Yerface to score with a decent uppercut.
Ima Yerface is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.

Coon is rocked!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
BOOM! Yerface lands a beautiful left hook that drops Coon. Coon tries to recover but Yerface is having none of it, landing more punishing shots from mount. One final crushing shot and Coon lies motionless on the canvas. The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:06 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ima Yerface!
During a confident post fight interview, Ima Yerface thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.