PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Anabol Asteroid (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Abe Goldman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Asteroid comes to the cage accompanied by Asteroid. Abe Goldman has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Asteroid
vs
Goldman

188 cm
34
192 lbs
37 - 16 - 3

190 cm
34
190 lbs
31 - 15 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 37 - 16 - 3, fighting out of Helsinki, Anabol Asteroid!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 31 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Abe Goldman!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Jack Bonds and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A solid leg kick lands there for Asteroid.
Goldman on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Asteroid. Asteroid obviously looking to wear him down.
A looping hook to the body misses from Goldman. Asteroid does a little dance to reset his feet.

Asteroid has managed to clinch.
Asteroid swings wildly with an uppercut but Goldman uses good head movement to avoid it.
Asteroid lands a body punch in the clinch.
Asteroid lands a shoulder strike.
Asteroid lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Goldman backwards.
Asteroid misses with a punch to the body.
Asteroid fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Asteroid holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Goldman blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A nice left hand lands by Goldman.
Asteroid lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Goldman.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Goldman manages to break the clinch.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Asteroid.
Asteroid does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Jab from Goldman.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Asteroid lands with a straight right. Goldman didn't see that one coming.
Goldman swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Asteroid.
Goldman throws a lazy uppercut
and Asteroid counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Asteroid throws a jab but it's blocked by Goldman.
The crowd cheers as Goldman lands an impressive looking overhand right. Asteroid doesn't seem phased though.
Goldman keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Asteroid tries a head kick but it misses.
Asteroid lands with a nice body punch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Asteroid lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Goldman swings widly with a right hand
and Asteroid finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Goldman closes the distance but Asteroid moves to the side
and Goldman takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Asteroid throws out a loose jab but Goldman uses good head movement to avoid it.
Asteroid gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Goldman.
Asteroid misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Asteroid turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Asteroid throws a sloppy head kick and Goldman moves out of range easily.
Asteroid just misses with a punch to the body.
Goldman takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Goldman swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Asteroid misses with a body shot
and Goldman makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Asteroid throws a leg kick
and Goldman counters with a nice uppercut.
Goldman scores with a punch to the head.
A low kick from Goldman is predictable there
and Asteroid counters with a nice low kick that buckles Goldman's knee momentarily.
Asteroid tries to move into range but Goldman moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Asteroid moves out of range as Goldman strikes.
Asteroid throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Goldman lands with a cross.
Asteroid lands a head kick!
Asteroid throws a head kick but Goldman moves out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
An inside leg kick lands from Goldman.
Goldman slips a jab from Asteroid.
Asteroid lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Asteroid catches Goldman with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Asteroid defending well as Goldman loads up on a big left hand.
Goldman fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Asteroid on the side of the head.
Goldman takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Goldman looks to land a right hand but Asteroid moved out of range.
Asteroid dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Goldman. That did some damage!
Asteroid throws a front kick aimed at Goldman's knee but Goldman avoids it well.
Goldman bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Asteroid's head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Goldman checks a leg kick nicely.
Goldman checks a low kick from Asteroid.
Decent striking displayed by Goldman there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Asteroid dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Asteroid scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Goldman doesn't seem bothered though.
Goldman throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Goldman keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Asteroid lands with a thumping leg kick.
Asteroid misses with a wild body shot.
Goldman misses with a double jab
and Goldman takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
A left lands for Goldman.
Asteroid throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Asteroid misses with a body shot.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Goldman tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Asteroid makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Asteroid lands a nice leg kick that just misses Goldman's sensitive parts.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Anabol Asteroid dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Asteroid misses with a wild body shot.
A jab from Asteroid misses.
Asteroid has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Goldman swings for the body but Asteroid moves out of range.
Goldman scores with a leg kick.
Goldman swings widly with a right hand
and Asteroid counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Goldman with a hook.
Goldman feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Asteroids jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Goldman blocks a jab.
Asteroid throws a lazy right hand but Goldman sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Abe Goldman seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Goldman tries to clinch up
and Asteroid counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Asteroid takes one on the button.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Asteroid scoring well with a low kick there.
Goldman throws out a token jab with nothing on it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Asteroid throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
A jab from Goldman misses.
Asteroid is looking to chop away at Goldman's legs.
Goldman takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Goldman misses with a left hand
and Asteroid counters with a thumping low kick.
Asteroid takes a jab right on the kisser.
Goldman takes a swing at Asteroid's ribcage but misses.
Goldman throws a hook but Asteroid blocks it.
Asteroid fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Goldman.
Asteroid tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Asteroid moves out of range as Goldman strikes.
Asteroid avoids a punch combination nicely.
Asteroid tests Goldman's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Goldman misses with a jab, cross combination.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Goldman misses with a low kick.
Goldman's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Asteroid looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Asteroid fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Asteroid connects with an inside leg kick.
Asteroid lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Asteroid dodges the punch combination from Goldman.
Goldman throws a head kick that misses.
Asteroid throws a low kick, looking for Goldman's leg but Goldman calmly moves out of range.
Asteroid throws a series of strikes that have Goldman backpedaling.
Goldman sizes up Asteroid with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
An inside leg kick from Asteroid misses.
Good work by Goldman as he checks the leg kick.
Asteroid connects with a jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Asteroid throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Goldman throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Asteroid scoring well with a low kick there.
Asteroid pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Goldman stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Asteroid.
Goldman with a hook.
Asteroid tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Goldman throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Asteroid makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.

Asteroid rushes Goldman and presses him up against the cage.
Goldman misses with a punch on the inside.
Goldman tries to circle away but Asteroid has him pinned against the cage.
Goldman scores with a nice hook to the head.
A short uppercut from Asteroid.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Asteroid tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Asteroid leaning against his opponent.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Goldman's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Goldman misses with an uppercut. Asteroid saw that one coming.
Goldman looks to land a left hand but Asteroid moved out of range nicely.
Goldman misses with a two punch combination.
Asteroid throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Goldman stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Goldman has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Asteroid.
Good work by Goldman as he checks the leg kick.
Asteroid ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Asteroid chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Goldman is breathing heavily.
Goldman throws a shot from downtown. Asteroid moves away and avoids it.
Goldman has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Asteroid.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Asteroid takes one to the chin there.
Goldman misses with a straight left.
Goldman misses with a left hand

and Asteroid counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Asteroid.
Goldman is trying to break the clinch but Asteroid has him pressed against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Anabol Asteroid will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Asteroid misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Goldman.
Goldman fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Asteroid.
Nice body kick there by Asteroid.
A telegraphed right hand from Goldman misses the target.
Asteroid dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Goldman. That did some damage!
Goldman misses with a right hand
and Asteroid counters with a head kick. That will keep Goldman thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Asteroid lands a head kick. Goldman smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Asteroid moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Asteroid takes one on the chin but seems OK.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Goldman takes one to the side of the head.
Asteroid fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Asteroid tries to land a leg kick but Goldman saw it coming and moves away.
Goldman throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Asteroid counters with an outside leg kick.
Goldman takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Asteroid comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Asteroid throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Asteroid looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Asteroid is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Goldman with a jab.
A telegraphed right hand from Goldman misses the target.
Goldman misses with an uppercut. Asteroid saw that one coming.
Nice defenses there by Asteroid.
Goldman fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Asteroid is out of range.
Asteroid tries to close the distance and clinch but Goldman swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Asteroid is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Goldman misses with an uppercut. Asteroid saw that one coming.
Goldman scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Goldman scores with a hook.
Asteroid lands with a slapping head kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Asteroid's jab looks to have found its range, popping Goldman under the eye.
Asteroid moves in looking to clinch but Goldman pushes him off.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Goldman throws a push kick but Asteroid slaps the foot to one side.
Asteroid throws a low kick but Goldman avoids it.
Asteroid finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Asteroid buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Asteroid feints and then cracks Goldman's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Goldman down.
Goldman connects with a crisp jab.
Asteroid dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Asteroid tries a head kick but it misses.
Asteroid tries a head kick but it misses.
Anabol Asteroid is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Asteroid throws a nice looking combination but Goldman bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Goldman fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Asteroid checks it well.
Goldman is looking to clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Asteroid throws a leg kick which misses Goldman's front leg but catches the back leg as Goldman tries to avoid it.
Goldman jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Asteroid swings away with a leg kick that misses.

Asteroid fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Goldman, pushing him back against the cage.
Asteroid blocking some punches.
Goldman wants to get back to striking at distance but Asteroid won't allow it.
Asteroid scores with a shot to the side of Goldman's head.
Abe Goldman has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Goldman prevents a body shot from Asteroid.
Asteroid tries to throw a body punch but Goldman avoids it by throwing Asteroid back against the cage.
Asteroid digs a right hand into Goldman's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Goldman's gas tank.
Asteroid lands with a left to the head.
Asteroid can't find room to land a body shot as Goldman controls the action.
Anabol Asteroid has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Asteroid lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Goldman backwards.
Asteroid throws a punch but it's blocked by Goldman.
Asteroid lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Asteroid misses with a body punch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Asteroid has Goldman pressed against the cage, preventing Goldman from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Asteroid working aggressively here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Goldman.
Asteroid lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Asteroid keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Goldman's efforts to push away.

Goldman breaks the clinch.
Asteroid on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Asteroid showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Goldman.
Asteroid chopping away at his opponent's legs.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Goldman rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Asteroid counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Goldman misses with an uppercut.
Asteroid dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Goldman. That did some damage!

And that's the end of the fight!
Anabol Asteroid showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Asteroid has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 30:27
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Anabol Asteroid!
Anabol Asteroid tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.