PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between David Kyle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hong Kong Phooey (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kyle comes to the cage accompanied by Big Booty Woman. Phooey is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Hong Kong Phooey. Hong Kong Phooey has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Kyle
vs
Kong Phooey

179 cm
32
155 lbs
19 - 10 - 0

175 cm
27
160 lbs
15 - 10 - 1

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Cold Blooded Kemists ↑ 5x160Q

KAISER

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, David Kyle!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 10 - 1, fighting out of London, Hong Kong Phooey!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Don Winkell and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Phooey ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Kyle throws a good cross that connects.
Kyle throws out a loose jab but Phooey uses good head movement to avoid it.
Phooey checks a leg kick.
Kyle lands a glancing blow to the side of Phooey's head.
Kyle takes a swing at Phooey's ribcage but misses.
Kyle pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Phooey misses with a double jab.
Phooey will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Kyle is looking to clinch.
Phooey looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
A head kick misses from Phooey.
Kyle's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Kyle duly obliges.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kyle drops his hands momentarily and Phooey takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
The fight stays on the outside here - Kyle looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Phooey fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Kyle looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Phooey moves into the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Phooey.
Kyle tries to throw a body punch but Phooey avoids it by throwing Kyle back against the cage.

Phooey breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Phooey walks into a jab.
Kyle misses with a straight left.
Phooey throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jab from Kyle.

Phooey is rocked!
Kyle lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
The fighters circle, before Kyle throws a beautiful high kick that crashes into Phooey's neck, sending him stumbling to the floor! Kyle lands more strikes and forces a referee stoppage! That one ended in an instant!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick & Punches). David Kyle!
David Kyle gave a mention to Cold Blooded Kemists ↑ 5x160Q in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).