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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Urinus Limberdinkle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nelson Muntz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Limberdinkle kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is BLUNT- The Iron Maiden. On his way into the cage it seems that Urinus Limberdinkle has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Urinus Limberdinkle seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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163 lbs
33 - 12 - 0 |
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180 lbs
12 - 1 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
33 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Urinus Limberdinkle!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
12 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Nelson Muntz!
The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, Bruno Hogan and John Mangel.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Muntz lands a head kick!
Limberdinkle misses with a body kick.
Muntz connects with a single shot there.
Limberdinkle throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Muntz.
Muntz fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
The fighters circling - Muntz throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Limberdinkle throws a lazy head kick
and Muntz connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Muntz pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Limberdinkle drops his hands momentarily and Muntz takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Limberdinkle scores with a head kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Muntz blocks a head kick by Limberdinkle.
Muntz checks the leg kick.
Limberdinkle changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Muntz looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Muntz pushes Limberdinkle away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Limberdinkle gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.
Limberdinkle happy to just control the position for now.
Muntz wants to get back to his feet but Limberdinkle drags him back down.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Muntz wants to control but Limberdinkle postures up.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Limberdinkle is trying to ground and pound but Muntz uses the momentary lack of control by Limberdinkle to regain half guard.
Limberdinkle wants to lay and pray for a moment but Muntz keeps working.
Limberdinkle is controlling the pace.
Limberdinkle trying to control the action but Muntz is working from the bottom.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle seems to be looking for submissions.
Muntz keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Limberdinkle stops Muntz from getting back to his feet.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Muntz is looking for a sweep. Limberdinkle is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Muntz is looking to escape.
Limberdinkle trying to control from half guard but Muntz is working away.
Limberdinkle trying to control the pace.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Muntz fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Limberdinkle is out of range.
Muntz misses with a straight right.
Muntz misses with a body shot.
Muntz throws a leg kick but Limberdinkle sees it coming and moves out of range.
Limberdinkle throws a sloppy head kick
and Muntz counters with a stiff right hand.
Limberdinkle misses with a low kick as Muntz jumps back.
Muntz checks a low kick from Limberdinkle.
Muntz moves out of range as Limberdinkle throws a body kick.
Muntz is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Limberdinkle misses with a low kick.
Muntz uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Limberdinkle.
Urinus Limberdinkle seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Limberdinkle checks a leg kick.
Limberdinkle throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Muntz, right into the meat.
Both fighters circling a little - Limberdinkle finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Muntz swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Limberdinkle with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Muntz with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Limberdinkle throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Muntz is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Limberdinkle.
Muntz avoids the head kick by Limberdinkle.
Muntz with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Muntz.
Muntz connects with a body shot that sends Limberdinkle's belly button to the back.
Limberdinkle tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Muntz counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Muntz takes a swing at Limberdinkle's ribcage but misses.
Limberdinkle ducks under a wild hook from Muntz.
Limberdinkle fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Muntz has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Nelson Muntz is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Muntz misses with a kick to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Urinus Limberdinkle will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
A clash of legs there as Muntz blocks the low kick.
Muntz throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Limberdinkle looks to land a body kick but Muntz moved away.
Limberdinkle checks the leg kick.
Muntz misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Limberdinkle.
Muntz throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Limberdinkle thuds a left hand into Muntz's body.
Muntz throws an off balance right hand
and Limberdinkle counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Muntz thinking.
Limberdinkle lands a nice leg kick that just misses Muntz's sensitive parts.
Muntz tries a low kick but Limberdinkle avoids it.
Muntz takes a swing at Limberdinkle's ribcage but misses.
Muntz tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Limberdinkle here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
A head kick misses from Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle misses with a head kick.
Muntz moves out of range of the body kick from Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Muntz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Limberdinkle throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Muntz looks to score with a jab to the body but Limberdinkle is just out of range.
Muntz jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Muntz misses with a double jab.
Muntz motions for Limberdinkle to come forward. Muntz throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Limberdinkle fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Muntz is out of range.
Muntz avoids the head kick by Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle connects with a leg kick. Muntz looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Muntz.
Limberdinkle throws a leg kick which misses Muntz's front leg but catches the back leg as Muntz tries to avoid it.
Limberdinkle looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Muntz tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Limberdinkle swings for the body but Muntz moves out of range.
Limberdinkle throws a sloppy head kick and Muntz moves out of range easily.
Limberdinkle misses the shot to the body.
Muntz looks for the body kick but Limberdinkle saw that one coming.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle misses with a wild body shot.
Limberdinkle throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Limberdinkle ducks under a wild hook from Muntz.
A head kick misses from Muntz.
Limberdinkle lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Urinus Limberdinkle is winning the standup battle so far.
Good standup being displayed there by Muntz as he connects with a hook.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Muntz lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Limberdinkle fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Muntz has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Muntz blocks the body kick.
Muntz is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Limberdinkle.
Muntz blocks a head kick by Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
A head kick misses from Limberdinkle.
Muntz tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Limberdinkle was well out of range. Poor timing from Muntz.
A jab lands there for Muntz.
An inside leg kick from Muntz misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle throws a nice inside leg kick.
Limberdinkle thows a leg kick but Muntz checks it
and Muntz counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Limberdinkle misses with a low kick.
Limberdinkle changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Muntz tries to avoid it but Limberdinkle manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Muntz to the ground. Muntz escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
An inside leg kick from Limberdinkle misses.
Muntz avoids a kick to the body.
Limberdinkle closes this distance looking for a takedown but Muntz circles away.
Limberdinkle on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Muntz tries to bum rush Limberdinkle with a series of wild strikes but Limberdinkle uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Limberdinkle is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Muntz.
A punch lands to the side of Limberdinkle 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Limberdinkle throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Muntz moves into range and clinches up with Limberdinkle.
Muntz blocks a body shot from Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle wants to get back to striking at distance but Muntz won't allow it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Muntz throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Limberdinkle lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Muntz or not.
A short right from Muntz.
Muntz lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Limberdinkle or not.
Muntz misses with a hook from the clinch.
Muntz tries to work over Limberdinkle's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Still in the clinch, Muntz scores with a nice short uppercut.
Limberdinkle blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Muntz lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Limberdinkle backwards.
A body shot lands from Muntz.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Muntz misses with a hook from the clinch.
Limberdinkle tries a body shot but Muntz blocks it.
Muntz tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Nelson Muntz will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's time! Limberdinkle's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Limberdinkle fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Limberdinkle shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Muntz sprawls well. Muntz wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Limberdinkle gets slowly back to his feet.
Limberdinkle avoids the body shot from Muntz.
Muntz lands with a nice combination. Limberdinkle backs away looking to recover.
Limberdinkle scores with a leg kick.
Limberdinkle gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Muntz.
Limberdinkle is looking to wear down Muntz with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Limberdinkle needs to keep his hands up - Muntz had a free shot at his head there.
Limberdinkle throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Nice straight punches there by Muntz. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Muntz.
Limberdinkle bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Limberdinkle misses with a head kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Muntz avoids a punch combination nicely.
Limberdinkle misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Limberdinkle tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Muntz is able to avoid easily.
Muntz throws a sloppy head kick and Limberdinkle moves out of range easily.
Limberdinkle with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Limberdinkle misses the shot to the body.
Limberdinkle misses with a head kick.
Limberdinkle throws a series of punches but Muntz moves out of range.
Muntz lands with a cross.
Limberdinkle tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Muntz was well out of range. Poor timing from Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle throws a half hearted mid kick.
Muntz swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Limberdinkle connects with a solid leg kick.
Limberdinkle ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Muntz moves away.
Limberdinkle changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Muntz throws a solid leg kick but Limberdinkle takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Muntz.
Limberdinkle pulls out of a head kick attempt.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
A swing and a miss from Muntz.
Limberdinkle tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Nice uppercut there from Muntz.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Limberdinkle throws a leg kick that is checked
and Muntz counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Muntz's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Limberdinkle lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Muntz lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Limberdinkle circles away quickly and effectively.
Muntz tries to clinch up but Limberdinkle circles away and keeps his distance.
Muntz digs a good body shot into Limberdinkle's ribs.
That kick from Limberdinkle tenderised Muntz's leg. Muntz is trying to keep his angry face on.
Muntz uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Limberdinkle thumps Muntz with a low kick.
Muntz misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Limberdinkle.
Muntz has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Muntz throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Muntz throws a leg kick which misses Limberdinkle's front leg but catches the back leg as Limberdinkle tries to avoid it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Muntz cracks Limberdinkle with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Limberdinkle tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Limberdinkle throws a right and a left that Muntz avoids nicely.
Limberdinkle tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Muntz lands a nice shot to the body.
Limberdinkle throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Limberdinkle tries a head kick but it misses.
Muntz lands a right hook to the body.
Limberdinkle scores with a head kick. Muntz tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Muntz bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Limberdinkle's head.
Limberdinkle shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Limberdinkle is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Muntz throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Limberdinkle on the side of the head.
Oh Limberdinkle is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Limberdinkle throws a combination that misses
and Muntz counters with a crisp right that sends Limberdinkle to the canvas! Muntz follows up with punches from the mount and this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:56 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Nelson Muntz!
Nelson Muntz is the new welterweight champion!
Nelson Muntz decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
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