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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Darth Nurple (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Akimbo Jabbar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?
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BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Darth Nurple!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Akimbo Jabbar!
The judges for this bout are Lou da Vinci, John Roberts and Jorge Garcia.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nurple lands with a slapping head kick.
Nurple misses with a kick to the body.
Nurple swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jabbar tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Nurple swivels and escapes.
Jabbar throws a head kick that misses
and Nurple counters with a good low kick that Jabbar was not able to check.
The fight stays on the outside here - Nurple looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Nurple lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Jabbar has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Jabbar and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Jabbar shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
letting Nurple counter with a right hand.
A lazy body kick from Jabbar
and Nurple counters by clinching up.
Jabbar wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Nurple's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Nurple with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nurple tries to land knees in the clinch but Jabbar avoids the damage to the body.
Jabbar lands an elbow inside.
Nurple manages to break the clinch.
Crunch! Nurple slams his shin into Jabbar's torso.
Nurple lands with a thumping leg kick.
Nurple uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jabbar.
Jabbar tries for a takedown but Nurple circles away easily
and Nurple counters with a good low kick that Jabbar was not able to check.
Darth Nurple has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Akimbo Jabbar.
Jabbar misses with a takedown attempt - Nurple sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Nurple clinches.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jabbar is trying to break free.
Nice elbow from Nurple.
Nurple lands a knee to the body.
Jabbar stalling in the clinch but Nurple improves position.
Jabbar wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Nurple has him pressed against the cage.
Jabbar has Nurple pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Nurple manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Jabbar looks gassed!
Nurple breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Jabbar wants to clinch but Nurple slips to the side
and Nurple counters with a low kick, right behind Jabbar 's knee.
Jabbar throws a sloppy head kick and Nurple moves out of range easily.
Nurple tries to clinch but Jabbar is having none of it.
Nurple throws a head kick that misses.
Nurple drives through and clinches with Jabbar against the cage.
Nurple scores a nice knee to the body.
Nurple breaks the clinch.
Nurple throws a head kick that misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nurple closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
A knee to the head by Nurple.
A hook to the body from Nurple.
Jabbar is trying to break free.
Nurple content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Jabbar pulls guard effortlessly.
Nurple trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Jabbar tries to strike from the bottom.
Jabbar seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
Nurple not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Nurple wants to pass the guard but Jabbar is keeping the position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nurple stays in close to Jabbar's body and controls the position.
Jabbar looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Nurple slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Nurple throws a strike but Jabbar rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Darth Nurple dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Jabbar swats away the attempt to clinch by Nurple.
Nurple wants to clinch up but Jabbar keeps it at a distance.
Nice takedown defense from Nurple. No joy for Jabbar on that attempt.
Jabbar throws a series of punches but Nurple avoids them all with ease.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jabbar slips under a jab from Nurple.
Jabbar pushes Nurple away with a front kick.
Jabbar takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nurple scores with a leg kick.
Jabbar misses with a combination
and Nurple counters with a nice body kick.
Nurple throws a sloppy head kick
and Jabbar counters with a left and a right that stings Nurple.
Jabbar shoots in for a double leg but Nurple sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Jabbar throws a combination that misses
and Nurple counters with a thumping low kick.
Jabbar fails to land with a series of punches.
Jabbar with a lazy takedown attempt
and Nurple counters with a good, hard body kick but Jabbar shrugs it off.
Darth Nurple has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Akimbo Jabbar.
Jabbar is breathing heavily.
Nurple scores with a jab to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jabbar takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Nurple tries to clinch up.
Nurple slips a jab and a cross from Jabbar.
Jabbar tries to bum rush Nurple with a series of wild strikes but Nurple uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Nurple throws a right hand that Jabbar ducks under and follows up with a left that Jabbar also avoids with ease.
Nurple tries to land a body kick
and Jabbar counters with a three punch combo that has Nurple backing up. Nurple nods at Jabbar to acknowledge the strikes.
Nurple tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Nurple displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
A lazy body kick from Nurple
letting Jabbar counter with a right hand.
Jabbar doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Nurple counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nurple takes the fight into the clinch.
Nurple escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Jabbar goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Nurple fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Jabbar checks it well.
Nurple keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Nurple wants to clinch.
Nurple tries a head kick but it misses.
Darth Nurple is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jabbar's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Jabbar duly obliges.
Jabbar shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Nurple counters with a good low kick that Jabbar was not able to check.
A shot to the body from Jabbar misses
and Nurple counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Nurple takes the fight into the clinch.
Jabbar tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Nurple smiles and moves away.
Nurple scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Darth Nurple dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
Nurple lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
A chopping leg kick lands by Nurple.
Nurple throws a sloppy head kick and Jabbar moves out of range easily.
Jabbar doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Nurple counters with a head kick. That will keep Jabbar thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Jabbar shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Nurple counters with a head kick. That will keep Jabbar thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Jabbar takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Jabbar avoids the head kick by Nurple.
Nurple swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Jabbar counters with a single leg into guard. Nurple didn't expect that.
Nurple is pulling down on Jabbar's head to control his posture.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nurple is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Jabbar is trying to get back to full guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Nurple is controlling the pace.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Nurple is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Jabbar is looking for a sweep. Nurple is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Nurple keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jabbar is trying to maintain the position but Nurple is very close to passing his half guard.
Jabbar is looking to escape.
Jabbar punching from the bottom.
Jabbar wants to improve his position but Nurple is controlling well.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Jabbar wants to stand back up but Nurple manages to pass into side control.
Akimbo Jabbar has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Jabbar looking for a sweep but Nurple has passed into full mount! Oh no!
Nurple controlling from the full mount.
Jabbar tries to lock up and control but Nurple gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
And that's the end of the fight!
Darth Nurple showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Nurple, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Lou da Vinci scores the fight 30:27
Judge John Roberts scores the fight 30:27
Judge Jorge Garcia scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Darth Nurple!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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