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Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Lostma Braincells (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ales Zhandunka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Braincells comes to the ring accompanied by BoneCrusher- Aint neva scared. Ales Zhandunka has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Lostma Braincells's chin.
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291 lbs
18 - 11 - 0 |
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291 lbs
23 - 18 - 0 |
World class boxer
Very quick
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Heavy handed
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
18 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Lostma Braincells!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
23 - 18 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Ales Zhandunka!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Hogan, Steve Erwin and Damien Edna.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zhandunka blocks a jab.
Zhandunka uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Braincells.
Zhandunka steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Braincells.
Braincells wants to clinch.
Zhandunka listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Braincells tries to clinch there but Zhandunka circles away.
Zhandunka keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Zhandunka blocks a jab.
Zhandunka moves out of range of the strikes.
Zhandunka throws a body punch but Braincells moves out of range.
Nice body punch from Braincells.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zhandunka thows a body shot but no joy.
Zhandunka throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Zhandunka slips a straight right by Braincells.
Braincells jabs Zhandunka right on the nose. Zhandunka blinks but takes it well.
Zhandunka uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Braincells has time to react.
Zhandunka looks to throw the jab but Braincells is out of range.
Zhandunka keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Braincells.
Zhandunka throws a hook but Braincells blocks it.
Zhandunka moves out of range of the strikes.
Ales Zhandunka is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Zhandunka misses with a body shot.
Zhandunka instigates a clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zhandunka has a couple of punches blocked by Braincells.
Zhandunka is trying to maintain a safe position but Braincells gets an underhook and turns Zhandunka into the ropes.
Zhandunka fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A right hook to the body lands for Braincells.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Zhandunka working aggressively here.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Zhandunka throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Braincellss head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Braincells.
A short body shot lands from Zhandunka as the two fighters clinch.
A short uppercut from Braincells.
Zhandunka misses with the head strike.
Zhandunka's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Zhandunka working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Zhandunka misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Zhandunka blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Zhandunka working aggressively here.
A short uppercut from Zhandunka.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Braincells.
Braincells is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Zhandunka's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Braincells taking a breather.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zhandunka lands a left hand that snaps the head of Braincells backwards.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Braincells creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Zhandunka swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Zhandunka blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Braincells cracks Zhandunka with a nice body shot.
Zhandunka looks winded!
Zhandunka misses with the head strike.
Braincells breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Braincells on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Braincells has closed the distance and engaged Zhandunka in a clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Braincells lands a body shot in the clinch.
Zhandunka throws a head punch that misses.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Braincells as Zhandunka tries to tie him up.
Braincells lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A head punch on the inside from Zhandunka fails to land.
Zhandunka misses with a punch on the inside.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Braincells as Zhandunka tries to tie him up.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Braincells lands with a left to the head.
Still in the clinch, Braincells scores with a nice short uppercut.
Zhandunka goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Zhandunka blocks an uppercut.
Zhandunka misses with a hook from the clinch.
Braincells tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
The referee calls for Braincells to work.
Braincells doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Braincells lands a body shot.
Zhandunka misses with the head strike.
Zhandunka tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A right hook to the body lands for Braincells.
Braincells pushes Zhandunka back against the ropes and unloads with a body punch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Braincells lands a shot to the body.
Braincells lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Braincells.
A right hook to the body lands for Braincells.
Braincells avoiding damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Lostma Braincells dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Zhandunka avoids the body shot from Braincells.
Braincells slips a jab from Zhandunka.
Braincells on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Braincells connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Zhandunka's hands.
Braincells walks into a left hand.
Zhandunka looks to land a left hand but Braincells moved out of range nicely.
Zhandunka's jab looks to have found its range, popping Braincells under the eye.
Zhandunka has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Braincells digs a good body shot into Zhandunka's ribs.
Zhandunka gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Braincells tries to work over Zhandunka's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Zhandunka misses with a shot to the kidneys.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zhandunka working aggressively here.
Braincells taking a breather.
Braincells lands a body punch in the clinch.
Zhandunka is breathing heavily.
Braincells swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Zhandunka throws a punch but it's blocked by Braincells.
Braincells lands with a short shot to the head.
Braincells escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Zhandunka keeps the fight on the outside.
Braincells swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Zhandunka moves into the clinch.
Braincells lands a right hand that snaps the head of Zhandunka backwards.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Braincells breaks the clinch.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Braincells.
Zhandunka doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Braincells misses with a two punch combination.
Braincells throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Braincells scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Braincells lands a nice hook to Zhandunka's body. Zhandunka takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Braincells avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Ales Zhandunka seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Braincells looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
A slow jab from Braincells misses its intended target.
Braincells shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Braincells getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Zhandunka swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Braincells with a body punch. A glancing blow.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Braincells darts in and clinches Zhandunka up against the ropes.
Braincells misses with a body punch.
Braincells lands a nice uppercut.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Braincells lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Braincells.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Zhandunka.
Braincells lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Zhandunka backwards.
Braincells lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Braincells digs a right hand into Zhandunka's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Zhandunka's gas tank.
Braincells breaks the clinch momentarily and cracks Zhandunka with a big right hook that drops him to the canvas! Zhandunka looks like he might be in big trouble here! The referee has started the count straight away and we're up to 5 already. Zhandunka get to one knee - can he make it back to his feet? Yes, he's struggled back up to his feet and seems OK to continue. The referee agrees so we're back to the action!
Zhandunka is rocked!
Zhandunka takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Zhandunka is still on wobbly legs! Can Braincells finish him?
Braincells instigates a clinch.
Braincells cracks Zhandunka with a big uppercut, right up the middle and Zhandunka goes down! Oh, he's hurt! He's bigtime hurt! The referee is giving him a chance to get back to his feet - 4,5,6,7, no, he's called it off! Zhandunka wasn't going to make it and the fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Lostma Braincells!
Lostma Braincells seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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