PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jeffrey Lebowski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cees Overeem (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lebowski comes to the cage accompanied by VHB - Freedom Fighter. Overeem has chosen Drowning Pool - Bodies (Let The Bodies Hit The Floor) as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Cees Overeem is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Lebowski
vs
Overeem

201 cm
30
280 lbs
15 - 9 - 0

195 cm
33
265 lbs
29 - 29 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Decent wrestler
World class boxer
Heavy handed

Perkele!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Jeffrey Lebowski!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 29 - 29 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Cees Overeem!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Ben Zyskovitsi and Tarja Halkonen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Overeem misses with a series of wild punches.
Overeem tries to bum rush Lebowski with a series of wild strikes but Lebowski uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Lebowski swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Overeem.
Overeem tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Overeem is looking to clinch but Lebowski is avoiding it.
Overeem lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Lebowski circles away quickly and effectively.
Overeem closes the distance looking to clinch
and Lebowski counters with an inside leg kick.
Lebowski tries to bum rush Overeem with a series of wild strikes but Overeem uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Lebowski throws a leg kick but Overeem sees it coming and moves out of range.
Overeem misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Overeem ducks under a wild hook from Lebowski.
Overeem showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Lebowski.
Lebowski waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Overeem.
Overeem throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Lebowski scores with a jab. Overeem acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
That kick from Lebowski tenderised Overeem's leg. Overeem is trying to keep his angry face on.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Overeem tries to clinch up
and Lebowski counters with a series of strikes. Overeem will be more careful next time no doubt.
Overeem looks to clinch
enabling Lebowski to counter with a crisp jab.
Overeem moves in looking to clinch but Lebowski pushes him off.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Lebowski lands with a good body shot.
Overeem on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Overeem misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Overeem, right into the meat.
Overeem tries to clinch up.
Overeem tries to close the distance and clinch but Lebowski swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Lebowski waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Overeem.
Overeem throws a combination that misses
and Lebowski makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Overeem looks winded!
Lebowski with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Lebowski fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
The crowd cheers as Lebowski lands an impressive looking overhand right. Overeem doesn't seem phased though.
Lebowski drops Overeem with a huge uppercut! Overeem drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes. Lebowski is raining down punches and the ref stops the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jeffrey Lebowski!
A relieved looking Jeffrey Lebowski thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.