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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jim Mean (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nub Nodes (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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190 cm
25
290 lbs
2 - 0 - 0 |
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156 cm
20
285 lbs
3 - 0 - 0 |
Powerful takedowns
Counter fighter
Granite chin |
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BJJ White Belt
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world! Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jim Mean! And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Nub Nodes! The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Chris Downing and Gwen Towbar.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Mean shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat. We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon. Nodes working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Mean. Mean is stalling in the full guard. Mean pushing down on Nodes's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work. Mean looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding. The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's one minute gone in the round. Mean is trying to work for a kimura but Nodes is defending well.
Mean is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Mean in half guard on the top. He's looking for a kimura... He's got it locked and he's managed to free his trapped foot. Nodes tries to escape but it's on too tight and he has to tap! Great BJJ skills there from Mean!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Jim Mean! Jim Mean retains his super heavyweight title! A victorious Jim Mean thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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