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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sasha Grey (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Alfred E Neuman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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190 cm
30
290 lbs
33 - 21 - 0 |
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225 cm
22
300 lbs
7 - 3 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Experienced |
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Decent wrestler
Dangerous knees
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
33 - 21 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Sasha Grey! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Alfred E Neuman! The judges for this bout are Ben Zyskovitsi, Johanna Lukiainen and Arvi Lind.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! A solid leg kick lands there for E Neuman.
A lazy body kick from E Neuman and Grey counters with a good low kick that E Neuman was not able to check. Grey closes the distance but E Neuman moves to the side and E Neuman counters with a head kick. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Grey is looking to take this fight into the clinch. E Neuman rushes Grey and presses him up against the ropes. E Neuman landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Grey is breathing heavily. E Neuman unloads a knee to the mid-section. Grey goes for a takedown in the clinch but E Neuman prevents it.
E Neuman misses with a knee to the head. A short body shot lands from E Neuman as the two fighters clinch.
E Neuman with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head. E Neuman lands a body punch. E Neuman will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Grey up against the ropes. E Neuman lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Grey.
That's one minute gone in the round. E Neuman escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
E Neuman misses the shot to the body. Grey on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those. Alfred E Neuman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. E Neuman jabs Grey right on the nose. Grey blinks but takes it well. A looping hook to the body misses from E Neuman. Grey does a little dance to reset his feet. E Neuman lands a left and a right that send Grey crashing to the mat, dazed. E Neuman thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
Grey is rocked! The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Grey is aggressively charging in as E Neuman backs up avoiding any damage. E Neuman tosses out a jab and Grey runs right into it face first! Grey is out cold! E Neuman dropped down on all fours and is barking in Grey's face like a pit bull in celebration until the ref was finally able to pull him away!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Alfred E Neuman!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
100% |
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