PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Achmed The Dead Terrorist (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Barry Beaner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Achmed The Dead Terrorist could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Barry Beaner's chin.

The Dead Terrorist
vs
Beaner

225 cm
25
135 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

225 cm
18
130 lbs
0 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Intelligent

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Achmed The Dead Terrorist!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Barry Beaner!
The judges for this bout are Dmitry Maklakov, Valeri Chadov and Fedor Mirinova.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Dead Terrorist fails to land with a series of punches.

The Dead Terrorist gets a double leg takedown into Beaner's guard.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
The Dead Terrorist stopping the sweep attempt from Beaner.
The Dead Terrorist really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
The Dead Terrorist seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Beaner looking to control.
Beaner is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.
The Dead Terrorist controlling from the top position.

Achmed The Dead Terrorist has forced the referee to step in and bring the fight back to the feet.
Beaner looks to land a body kick but The Dead Terrorist moved away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Beaner moves in looking to clinch but The Dead Terrorist pushes him off.
Beaner dives in and grabs The Dead Terrorist's left leg, looking for a takedown. The Dead Terrorist pushes down on Beaner's head and hops out.

The Dead Terrorist looking to score a takedown here. Beaner is defending well but The Dead Terrorist drives through and ends up in Beaner's guard.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Beaner is on top in guard.
The Dead Terrorist wants to improve his position but instead Beaner has moved into half guard.
Beaner trying to control the action but The Dead Terrorist is working from the bottom.
The Dead Terrorist holds on for dear life, maintaining half guard for now.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Beaner seems to have lost interest with the ground game and is thinking about standing back up.
Beaner is trying to control the action in half guard but The Dead Terrorist is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
The Dead Terrorist keeping control of the leg, stopping his opponent passing to mount.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.

The Dead Terrorist moves into the clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Beaner is looking for a takedown.

The Dead Terrorist breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

The Dead Terrorist looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Beaner!
The Dead Terrorist is moving around in side control but his primary objective seems to be to maintain the position.

The Dead Terrorist looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Dead Terrorist is staying tight to Beaner's torso, preventing him from escaping.
The Dead Terrorist seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Beaner for as long as he can get away with.
Beaner wants to control but The Dead Terrorist postures up.
The Dead Terrorist controlling the position.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.

The Dead Terrorist decides to stand back up. The Dead Terrorist steps back and let's Beaner get back to his feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nice sprawl there from The Dead Terrorist as Beaner shoots in.
Achmed The Dead Terrorist has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Barry Beaner.
Beaner tries to clinch up
and The Dead Terrorist counters with an inside leg kick.

The Dead Terrorist is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Beaner's half guard.

Beaner is defending against the submission attempts here by The Dead Terrorist.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Beaner is trying to control but can't.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Achmed The Dead Terrorist dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

The Dead Terrorist is looking to clinch.
Beaner shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as The Dead Terrorist sprawls well. The Dead Terrorist wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Beaner gets slowly back to his feet.
Beaner throws a lazy head kick
and The Dead Terrorist counters with a head kick.

Beaner is rocked!
Beaner misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Beaner is still on wobbly legs! Can The Dead Terrorist finish him?

The Dead Terrorist closes the distance looking for a takedown. Beaner stuffs it but The Dead Terrorist still has hold of him. The Dead Terrorist picks Beaner up in a fireman's lift! The crowd roars in approval. The Dead Terrorist slams Beaner to the floor and that's really hurt Beaner - he doesn't know where he is! The Dead Terrorist throws a couple of strikes and the referee steps in to save him! This one is in the books!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:21 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Achmed The Dead Terrorist!