PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Shia Locke (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Heinz Doofenshmirtz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Doofenshmirtz has chosen Feuer Frei -by- Rammstein as his entrance music. Shia Locke has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Locke
vs
Doofenshmirtz

200 cm
28
213 lbs
10 - 2 - 0

187 cm
23
215 lbs
6 - 6 - 0

World class boxer
Cardio machine

World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Shia Locke!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Sano, Ren Mimura and Kenichi Hosakawa.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice body kick there by Locke.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Doofenshmirtz throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Locke counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Doofenshmirtz is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Locke swings for the body but Doofenshmirtz moves out of range.
Locke uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Locke tries a head kick but it misses.
A left and a right from Doofenshmirtz both land. Nice combination.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Doofenshmirtz clinches up with Locke and pushes him back against the ropes.
Doofenshmirtz wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Locke tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Doofenshmirtz's elbow.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Doofenshmirtz.

It looks like Shia Locke has been cut.
Doofenshmirtz misses with an elbow strike.
Locke tries to work over Doofenshmirtz's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Doofenshmirtz blocks a body shot from Locke.
Locke misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Locke misses with some punches.

Doofenshmirtz's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Doofenshmirtz blocks a head kick by Locke.
Locke throws a head kick that misses.
Locke lands a high kick!
Locke moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Doofenshmirtz's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Doofenshmirtz duly obliges.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz just misses with a punch to the body.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a straight left.
Doofenshmirtz is looking to clinch.
Doofenshmirtz blocks a head kick by Locke.
Locke misses with a wild body shot.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Doofenshmirtz. Locke shrugs it off though.
Doofenshmirtz looks to land a left hand but Locke moved out of range nicely.
Doofenshmirtz blocks a head kick by Locke.

Locke gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Doofenshmirtz lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Doofenshmirtz works on Locke's body with a couple of short punches.
Locke is breathing heavily.
Doofenshmirtz connects with a nasty looking knee right to Locke's face.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Doofenshmirtz is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Locke is defending well for now.
A right hook to the body lands for Locke.
A short right from Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz lands with a right to the head.
Doofenshmirtz stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Locke struggles to land a body shot inside as Doofenshmirtz controls his hands.

Doofenshmirtz pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Doofenshmirtz fails in his attempt to clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Doofenshmirtz clips Locke with a right and a left that makes him do the chicken dance for a couple of seconds. He touched his left hand down on the canvas so the referee steps between the fighters to give Locke a standing 8 count before we can continue the bout.

Locke rushes Doofenshmirtz and presses him up against the ropes.
Locke misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Doofenshmirtz digs a right hand underneath Locke's ribcage. Locke let out a lung full of air as it connected.

Doofenshmirtz escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Doofenshmirtz ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Nice straight punches there by Doofenshmirtz. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Doofenshmirtz.

Locke is rocked!
Doofenshmirtz tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Locke paws at him with a jab and circles away.

Doofenshmirtz fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Locke, pushing him back against the ropes.
Doofenshmirtz lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Oh Locke is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Doofenshmirtz keeps control of Locke as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Locke seems to have got his legs back now.
Locke can't find room to land a body shot as Doofenshmirtz controls the action.
Doofenshmirtz lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Doofenshmirtz connects with a nasty looking knee right to Locke's face.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Locke lands with a light punch inside.
Locke lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Doofenshmirtz tries to land knees in the clinch but Locke avoids the damage to the body.
Doofenshmirtz blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Locke softening up his opponent with strikes, against the ropes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Having scored a knockdown, Heinz Doofenshmirtz should take round 1, putting pressure on his opponene back strong in round 2.
The cut man is working on Shia Locke's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Locke moves out of range of the body kick.
Doofenshmirtz cracks Locke with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the ropes.
Locke tries a head kick but it misses.
Locke misses with a head kick.
Locke keeps the fight on the outside.

Doofenshmirtz moves into the clinch.
Doofenshmirtz gets through Locke's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Doofenshmirtz prevents a body shot from Locke.
Locke misses with a hook from the clinch.
Locke gets through Doofenshmirtz's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Doofenshmirtz pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the ropes.
Doofenshmirtz creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Locke's defenses.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Doofenshmirtz escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Locke on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Doofenshmirtz throws a chopping leg kick but Locke manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Doofenshmirtz on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Locke lands a head kick. Doofenshmirtz smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Locke wants to land a leg kick but Doofenshmirtz is out of range.
A punch combination from Doofenshmirtz misses.

Doofenshmirtz closes the distance and clinches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Locke lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Locke tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Doofenshmirtz's elbow.
Doofenshmirtz has Locke pressed against the ropes, preventing Locke from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Locke takes an elbow to the temple.

Doofenshmirtz breaks the clinch.
Doofenshmirtz takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Doofenshmirtz takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Doofenshmirtz tries a head kick but it misses.
Doofenshmirtz throws a jab but it's blocked by Locke.
Locke keeps the fight on the outside.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a hook. Locke ducked under it nicely.
Doofenshmirtz blocks a head kick by Locke.
Doofenshmirtz lands a lovely overhand right.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Locke walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Doofenshmirtz checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
A solid body kick from Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Doofenshmirtz clobbers Locke with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Locke takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Locke throws a head kick but Doofenshmirtz moves out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Locke moves into range and connects with a jab.
A combination from Doofenshmirtz does no damage.
Doofenshmirtz throws a sloppy head kick and Locke moves out of range easily.
Locke scores with a jab to the body.
Locke throws a push kick but Doofenshmirtz slaps the foot to one side.
Doofenshmirtz pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Doofenshmirtz thows a body shot but no joy.
Locke plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Doofenshmirtz is looking to clinch.
Locke lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Doofenshmirtz blocks the body kick.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Locke lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Doofenshmirtz has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Doofenshmirtz and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Doofenshmirtz pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz seems to be getting the better of the standup.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Locke tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Doofenshmirtz ducks under a wild hook from Locke.
Locke takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Locke chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Doofenshmirtz can pounce on him.
Locke lets loose with a powerful body kick. Doofenshmirtz will feel that in the morning.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Shia Locke will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Shia Locke's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Locke get stunned by a cross and takes another one on the button. Locke stumbles backwards and tries to bounce back off the ropes but Doofenshmirtz runs in and jumps on him with a leaping lead hook that puts him out! Wow, that was highlight reel stuff! Awesome finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
Heinz Doofenshmirtz thanked the fans post fight for their support.