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Coming up we have a welterweight kickboxing rules bout between Buck Naked (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kickboxing Jobber (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Naked comes to the ring accompanied by Da ya think I'm Sexy. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the ring.
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177 lbs
32 - 12 - 1 |
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178 lbs
8 - 7 - 0 |
World class boxer
Insanely flexible
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World class MT
Good gas tank
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
32 - 12 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Buck Naked!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Kickboxing Jobber!
The judges for this bout are Kenichi Hosakawa, Yuuki Gou and Ren Mimura.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jobber gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Naked counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Jobber tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Naked paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Naked circles away from the clinch attempt.
Jobber tries a head kick but it misses.
The crowd cheers as Naked lands an impressive looking overhand right. Jobber doesn't seem phased though.
Jobber misses with a leg kick
and Naked counters with a big head kick but Jobber shrugs it off.
Naked gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Jobber misses with a head kick.
Jobber looks to clinch
and Naked counters with a leg kick.
Jobber wants to clinch but Naked slips to the side
and Naked counters with a lovely straight right hand!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jobber looks for the body kick but Naked saw that one coming.
Jobber darts in trying to clinch
and Naked counters with a low kick, right behind Jobber 's knee.
Jobber wants to clinch.
Jobber tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Naked paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Naked avoids the head kick by Jobber.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Naked fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
A clash of legs there as Naked blocks the low kick.
Jobber wants to clinch
and Naked counters with a big head kick but Jobber shrugs it off.
Naked misses the shot to the body.
Jobber closes the distance looking to clinch
and Naked counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
A head kick by Jobber misses
letting Naked counter with a right hand.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jobber tries to clinch
and Naked counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Jobber closes the distance looking to clinch
and Naked counters with an outside leg kick.
Jobber doesn't manage to clinch there - Naked circles away.
Jobber tries to clinch there but Naked circles away.
Naked shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Jobber eats them both and turns towards Naked to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Naked circles away from the clinch attempt.
Jobber closes the distance looking to clinch
and Naked counters with a head kick. That will keep Jobber thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Kickboxing Jobber seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jobber throws a half hearted mid kick.
Jobber throws the kick towards the body but Naked avoids it.
Jobber throws a push kick but Naked slaps the foot to one side.
Jobber checks a leg kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Naked smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nice jab there from Jobber.
Jobber has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Jobber there as he acknowledges the shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Buck Naked dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
Jobber looks to clinch
letting Naked counter with a right hand.
Jobber tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Naked tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Jobber moves to clinch but Naked breaks away
and Jobber takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Jobber wants to clinch but Naked slips to the side
and Naked counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Naked blocks a jab.
Jobber walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Naked checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Naked displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Jobber throws out the jab.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jobber thows a leg kick but Naked checks it
and Naked counters with a straight right hand.
Buck Naked is winning the standup battle so far.
Jobber scores with a nice right hand.
Jobber tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Naked cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Jobber wants to clinch
enabling Naked to counter with a crisp jab.
Jobber ducks under a wild hook from Naked.
Naked ducks right into an uppercut from Jobber.
Jobber moves to clinch but Naked breaks away
and Naked counters with a series of strikes. Jobber will be more careful next time no doubt.
It looks like Kickboxing Jobber has been cut.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Naked circles away from the clinch attempt.
Naked tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Jobber tries to score with a low kick but Naked moves his leg out of the way.
Jobber takes a jab right on the kisser.
Jobber throws a sloppy head kick and Naked moves out of range easily.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jobber tries to clinch up
and Naked cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Jobber lands with a nice body punch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jobber tries to clinch up
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Jobber connects with a nice looking jab.
Naked tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Jobber lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Buck Naked is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Naked scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Jobber throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jobber throws a front kick that sends Naked stumbling back into the ropes.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jobber doesn't manage to clinch there - Naked circles away.
Naked takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Jobber swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Naked.
Naked misses with a double jab
and Naked takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Jobber throws a nice outside leg kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Naked wants to land a leg kick but Jobber is out of range.
Jobber tries to clinch up
and Naked counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Kickboxing Jobber will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Kickboxing Jobber's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Jobber wants to clinch up but Naked keeps it at a distance.
Naked moves out of range of the body kick.
The fight stays on the outside here - Jobber looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Jobber tries to clinch but Naked moves out of range.
Jobber tries to clinch but Naked moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jobber doesn't manage to clinch there - Naked circles away.
Jobber tries to clinch up
and Naked counters with a good low kick that Jobber was not able to check.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jobber closes the distance looking to clinch
and Naked counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Jobber throws a sloppy head kick and Naked moves out of range easily.
A big right from Jobber misses.
Jobber fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Naked checks it well.
Jobber lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Naked circles away quickly and effectively.
Jobber wants to land a leg kick but Naked is out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jobber shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Jobber tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Naked paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Naked takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Naked blocks the body kick.
Nice shot by Naked.
Jobber throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Naked misses with an uppercut. Jobber saw that one coming.
Jobber checks a leg kick nicely.
Jobber is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A bone on bone clash there as Naked blocks the leg kick.
Jobber looks to throw a body kick
and Naked counters with a right hand to the body.
A slapping body kick lands there for Jobber.
Jobber tries to clinch up but Naked circles away and keeps his distance.
Naked avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Jobber moves in looking to clinch but Naked pushes him off.
Jobber falls off balance throwing a combination
and Naked cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jobber slips a jab and a cross from Naked.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Naked, right into the meat.
Naked checks the leg kick nicely there.
Jobber is looking to clinch but Naked is avoiding it.
Naked blocks a head kick by Jobber.
Jobber looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Naked misses with an uppercut
and Jobber cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Naked will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Kickboxing Jobber really dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Kickboxing Jobber's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Jobber looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Jobber throws a leg kick
and Naked counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Jobber is looking to clinch but Naked is avoiding it.
Naked avoids the head kick by Jobber.
Jobber takes one on the chin but seems OK.
The fighters circling - Jobber throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Jobber swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Jobber throws a head kick but Naked moves out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jobber scoring well with a low kick there.
Jobber wants to clinch
and Naked counters with a big head kick but Jobber shrugs it off.
Naked avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Naked misses with a body shot.
A head kick misses from Jobber.
Jobber throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Naked makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Jobber falls off balance throwing a combination
and Naked counters with a stiff right hand.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Naked moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Some wild striking there from Naked.
Jobber wants to clinch
and Jobber takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Naked avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Naked jabs Jobber right on the nose. Jobber blinks but takes it well.
Jobber tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Naked chopping away at his opponent's legs.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A slapping body kick lands there for Jobber.
Jobber misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jobber is looking to clinch but Naked is avoiding it.
Jobber connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Jobber's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Jobber takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Naked ducks under a wild hook from Jobber.
Naked blocks a head kick by Jobber.
Naked throws a head kick that misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jobber fails with an attempt to clinch.
Jobber wants to clinch but Naked slips to the side
and Naked connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Jobber throws a leg kick that is checked
and Naked counters with a good low kick that Jobber was not able to check.
Jobber tries to clinch up but Naked circles away and keeps his distance.
Jobber swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Jobber throws a head kick that misses.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jobber is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Naked.
Jobber misses with an attempted mid kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close fourth round but I would say that Buck Naked will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Kickboxing Jobber's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
Jobber scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Naked throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Jobber throws a head kick that misses
and Naked counters with a head kick. That will keep Jobber thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Jobber tries to clinch up against the ropes, rushing in to close the distance. Naked manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Jobber tries to clinch but fails miserably
enabling Naked to counter with a crisp jab.
Jobber tries to clinch up but Naked circles away and keeps his distance.
Jobber tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Jobber misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Naked uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jobber.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A jab from Jobber misses.
A jab from Naked misses.
Jobber is looking to land body kicks.
Naked throws a head kick but Jobber moves out of range.
Jobber closes the distance looking to clinch
and Naked counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Naked checks the leg kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Naked swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Jobber misses with a head kick.
Jobber looks to land a left hand but Naked moved out of range nicely.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Jobber slips under a jab from Naked.
Jobber tries to clinch but Naked is having none of it.
Jobber misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Naked throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
That kick from Jobber tenderised Naked's leg. Naked is trying to keep his angry face on.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jobber fails with an attempt to clinch.
Jobber pivots, looking for a leg kick but Naked is out of range and Jobber settles back down.
Jobber closes the distance looking to clinch
and Naked connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Jobber cracks a nice hook into Naked's ribs.
Jobber walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Jobber throws a jab when Naked was well out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jobber is looking to clinch.
Jobber dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Naked. That did some damage!
Jobber has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Jobber looks to clinch
enabling Naked to counter with a crisp jab.
Jobber tries to clinch up against the ropes, rushing in to close the distance. Naked manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Jobber scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Naked doesn't seem bothered though.
Naked defending well as Jobber loads up on a big left hand.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Naked scores with a jab. Jobber acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Jobber will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Kickboxing Jobber.
Well Jobber has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Kenichi Hosakawa scores the fight 47:48
Judge Yuuki Gou scores the fight 47:48
Judge Ren Mimura scores the fight 47:48
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Kickboxing Jobber!
Kickboxing Jobber tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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