PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Duke On Roids (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Taylor Davis (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think On Roids might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Duke Nukem Quotes!. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

On Roids
vs
Davis

188 cm
30
210 lbs
21 - 12 - 0

187 cm
34
205 lbs
27 - 19 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 12 - 0, fighting out of New York, Duke On Roids!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 27 - 19 - 1, fighting out of St Petersburg, Taylor Davis!
The judges for this bout are Illya Tyunina, Valeri Chadov and Ivan Kurochkin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A clash of legs there as On Roids blocks the low kick.
On Roids walks forward, straight into a front kick from Davis.
Davis thows a body kick. On Roids tries to catch it but that hurt him.
On Roids is breathing heavily.
Davis scores with a punch to the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Davis stuns On Roids with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
On Roids fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Davis.
A right-left combo lands from Davis.
Davis misses with the combination.
On Roids shoots in and drives through. Davis sprawls well.
Davis cracks a nice hook into On Roids's ribs.
Davis fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt On Roids.
A nice leg kick lands there from Davis.
Davis ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Davis ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.

Davis feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends On Roids sprawling to the canvas! On Roids rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Davis finish him?!

On Roids is rocked!
On Roids leaves his chin hanging out and Davis seizes the opportunity with an uppercut! On Roids crumbles to the floor in a heap! The referee steps in and tends to the downed fighter! What a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Taylor Davis!
A very excited looking Taylor Davis made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.