PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Ronald Rousey (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and PitPat Spokesthing (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rousey comes to the cage accompanied by Psycho Bitch by Tech N9ne. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Rousey
vs
Spokesthing

168 cm
22
135 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

171 cm
22
142 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Experienced

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ronald Rousey!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, PitPat Spokesthing!
The judges for this bout are Chad Campbell, John Roberts and Bruno Lombardi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Spokesthing throws a lazy uppercut
and Rousey cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Spokesthing buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Spokesthing lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Rousey misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Rousey throws a lazy right hand but Spokesthing sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Rousey tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Spokesthing swivels and escapes.
Spokesthing displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Rousey throws out the jab.
Spokesthing connects with a looping right hand.
Spokesthing swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Spokesthing takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Spokesthing throws a looping overhand right but Rousey ducks down to avoid it.
Rousey slips a straight right by Spokesthing.
Rousey on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Spokesthing lands with an uppercut that bounces Rousey off the cage and back into range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Spokesthing slips a straight right by Rousey.
Rousey thows a left - swing and a miss!
Spokesthing slaps away a takedown attempt from Rousey, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Spokesthing moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Rousey misses with a left hand
and Spokesthing counters with a leg kick.
Rousey swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Spokesthing counters with a stiff right hand.
Spokesthing uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Rousey.
Rousey misses the jab.
Rousey scores with a crisp jab that stopped Spokesthing in his tracks.
Rousey on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Spokesthing throws a hook to the side of Rousey's head but Rousey sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.

Rousey shoots in for a takedown and gets it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Rousey missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Spokesthing makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Spokesthing.
Spokesthing looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Rousey throws an elbow that misses. Spokesthing uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Rousey's guard. Nice move by Spokesthing!
Rousey trying to keep a closed guard but Spokesthing is proving a slippery customer.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spokesthing trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Rousey keeping moving, preventing Spokesthing from controlling successfully.
Spokesthing controls the pace of the fight for a moment.

We're going to have a standup here because Ronald Rousey wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Spokesthing steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Rousey.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Rousey drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Rousey trying to control but Spokesthing is working from the bottom.
Rousey in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Spokesthing preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Spokesthing not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Rousey being controlled here momentarily.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Let's hope that Spokesthing has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

PitPat Spokesthing dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Spokesthing scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Rousey uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Spokesthing has time to react.
Spokesthing throws a leg kick but Rousey checks it.
PitPat Spokesthing seems to be getting the better of the standup.
A jab from Rousey misses.
Spokesthing blocks a head kick by Rousey.

Rousey looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Spokesthing!
Rousey throwing ground and pound but whilst doing so, he forgets to control position and Spokesthing works his way back to half guard. Good composure under pressure.
Rousey wants to control but Spokesthing is keeping him busy.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Spokesthing is looking to improve his position.
Rousey thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Spokesthing's head.
Rousey is just content to waste time from the top position. Spokesthing takes advantage of the situation and regains full guard.
Rousey missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Spokesthing pulls Rousey in close to prevent any damage.
Rousey distracts Spokesthing with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rousey working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Rousey trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Rousey trying to control but Spokesthing is working from the bottom.
Rousey is working Spokesthing over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Rousey looking to sit in guard and control but Spokesthing gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Spokesthing trying to control but Rousey is working from the bottom.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spokesthing is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.

The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by PitPat Spokesthing.
Spokesthing lands a nice shot to the body.
Rousey's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Spokesthing connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Rousey scrambles back to his feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spokesthing misses with a left hand
and Rousey counters with a two punch combo.
Spokesthing keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Rousey.
Rousey takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Rousey.
Rousey fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Rousey swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Spokesthing counters with a lovely straight right hand!
PitPat Spokesthing is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Spokesthing displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Rousey.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ronald Rousey. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Rousey shoots in for a takedown but Spokesthing shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Rousey throws an ugly left hook that misses
enabling Spokesthing to counter with a crisp jab.
Spokesthing avoids the body shot from Rousey.
Rousey misses the jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ronald Rousey dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

Spokesthing throws a looping overhand right but Rousey ducks down to avoid it.
Spokesthing moves away from the strike by Rousey.
Spokesthing connects with a nice looking jab.
Spokesthing takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Rousey on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Rousey tries to clinch up but Spokesthing circles away and keeps his distance.
Spokesthing dodges the punch combination from Rousey.
Spokesthing lands a lovely overhand right.
Spokesthing staying out of range there.
Rousey bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Rousey tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Rousey misses with a body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Spokesthing catches Rousey with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Spokesthing throws a hook but Rousey blocks it.
Rousey walks into a jab.
Ronald Rousey seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Spokesthing scores with a jab to the head.

Rousey is rocked!
Nice uppercut there from Spokesthing.
Oh Rousey is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Rousey misses with a wild body shot.
Rousey seems to have got his legs back now.
Spokesthing steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Rousey.
Rousey throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Rousey misses the shot to the body.
Rousey getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Rousey tries to clinch but Spokesthing is having none of it.
Spokesthing throws a hook to the side of Rousey's head but Rousey sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rousey throws a right hand that misses
and Spokesthing counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Spokesthing connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Jab from Spokesthing.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Rousey throws a sloppy head kick
and Spokesthing counters with a left and a right that stings Rousey.
Spokesthing steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Rousey.
Spokesthing scores with a jab.
Rousey shoots in for a double leg but Spokesthing sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Rousey throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Spokesthing's waist but Spokesthing gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Rousey off to one side.
Spokesthing connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Rousey's hands.
Rousey misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Spokesthing.
The fighters circle momentarily. Spokesthing darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Rousey looks to score with a jab to the body but Spokesthing is just out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A swing and a miss from Rousey.
Rousey looks up at the clock. Bad move! Spokesthing lands a right hand from hell, dropping Rousey. Spokesthing pounces and finishes the fight with a flurry of punches and elbows.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:13 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). PitPat Spokesthing!
PitPat Spokesthing decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.