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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Ron Jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mike Barnes (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jeremy's entrance music is I'm sexy and I know it by LMFAO. A fine choice. Barnes has chosen Black Eyed Peas - Imma Be as his entrance music. Ron Jeremy has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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Good wrestling
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
22 - 8 - 0, fighting out of London, Ron Jeremy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
28 - 18 - 3, fighting out of Helsinki, Mike Barnes!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Ben Zyskovitsi and Anni Minnemäki.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Barnes doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Jeremy thows a left - swing and a miss!
Barnes swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Jeremy.
Barnes misses with a low kick.
Barnes staying out of range there.
The crowd cheers as Barnes lands an impressive looking overhand right. Jeremy doesn't seem phased though.
Barnes misses with a few strikes there.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Jeremy is defended easily by Barnes.
Jeremy throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Barnes fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Jeremy looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
A nice combination there by Barnes.
Jeremy misses with a low kick.
Jeremy keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Barnes.
Barnes bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Barnes smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Jeremy throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Barnes sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Barnes lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
A head kick misses from Barnes.
Barnes throws a lazy head kick
and Jeremy counters with a good low kick that Barnes was not able to check.
Ron Jeremy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jeremy throws a jab when Barnes was well out of range.
Jeremy lands the left hand.
Jeremy clinches.
Barnes breaks from the clinch.
Barnes has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Jeremy.
Jeremy looks to land a left hand but Barnes moved out of range nicely.
Jeremy closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Mike Barnes is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Barnes tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Jeremy is able to avoid easily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy instigates a clinch.
Barnes lands a body punch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jeremy avoiding damage as Barnes throws knees to the body.
A nice right hand lands inside from Jeremy.
Barnes blocking some punches.
Barnes breaks the clinch.
Barnes looks to land a right hand but Jeremy moved out of range.
Jeremy walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Jeremy feints and then cracks Barnes's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Barnes down.
Jeremy swings for the body but Barnes moves out of range.
Jeremy misses with a kick to the body.
Jeremy with a jab.
Jeremy lands a body shot.
Jeremy looks for a takedown but Barnes sprawls well.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy connects with a jab.
Jeremy throws a leg kick but Barnes sees it coming and checks it nicely.
A swing and a miss from Jeremy.
Jeremy has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Barnes finds it's way round the side to connect with Jeremy's head.
Jeremy fails to land the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ron Jeremy. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Barnes avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Barnes slips under a jab from Jeremy.
Jeremy tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Barnes manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Jeremy takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Barnes paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Jeremy tries to close the distance and clinch up but Barnes swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Barnes ducks under a wild hook from Jeremy.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Barnes avoids the head kick by Jeremy.
Barnes throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Barnes lands a nice leg kick that just misses Jeremy's sensitive parts.
Some bone on bone action there as Jeremy checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Jeremy fails with a takedown attempt.
Jeremy misses the body punch
and Barnes counters with a slapping leg kick.
Jeremy scores with a sloppy right hand. Barnes should have avoided that one.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jeremy takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Jeremy throws a leg kick that is checked
and Barnes makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Barnes lands with a kick to the ribs.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Barnes throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jeremy scores with a nice head shot.
Barnes avoids the body shot from Jeremy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Mike Barnes will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Barnes throws a head kick but Jeremy moves out of range.
A low kick from Barnes misses
and Jeremy counters with a leg kick.
Jeremy buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Barnes blocks a leg kick.
Jeremy keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Barnes misses the shot to the body.
Jeremy on the wrong end of a nice hook.
No joy there for Jeremy, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Jeremy looks to score with a jab to the body but Barnes is just out of range.
Barnes scores with a hook.
Barnes tried to score with a low kick but Jeremy checks it.
Jeremy pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Barnes tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Jeremy fails in his attempt to clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy misses with a straight right.
Barnes scoring well with a low kick there.
Barnes tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Jeremy is able to avoid easily.
Barnes misses with a low kick.
Jeremy blocks a head kick by Barnes.
Jeremy stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Jeremy misses with a combination
and Barnes counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
A short body shot lands from Barnes as the two fighters clinch.
Jeremy misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Jeremy avoids a wild elbow strike from Barnes.
Barnes wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Barnes prevents a body shot from Jeremy.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Barnes misses with a punch on the inside.
Barnes wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Barnes as Jeremy tries to tie him up.
Barnes takes a shot to the head.
Barnes lands a nice uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from Barnes fails to land.
Jeremy looking to throw knees to the head but Barnes is blocking nicely.
Barnes blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Jeremy makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Barnes can't find room to land a body shot as Jeremy controls the action.
Jeremy blocking some punches.
Jeremy lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Barnes backwards.
Jeremy swings wildly with an uppercut but Barnes uses good head movement to avoid it.
Barnes goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Barnes misses with an elbow over the top.
Barnes lands a body shot.
Jeremy tries a body shot but Barnes blocks it.
Barnes goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Barnes struggles to land a body shot inside as Jeremy controls his hands.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Barnes.
Nice body punch from Barnes - that landed with a thud.
Barnes blocking some punches.
Jeremy misses with some punches.
Jeremy presses Barnes against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Jeremy misses with a hook from the clinch.
Barnes gets through Jeremy's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Jeremy has Barnes pressed against the cage, preventing Barnes from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Barnes lands an elbow that stopped Jeremy in his tracks for a moment.
Mike Barnes seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Jeremy managing to block the knees to the body from Barnes.
Barnes missing with knees to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Barnes blocks a body shot from Jeremy.
Jeremy avoiding damage as Barnes throws knees to the body.
A head punch on the inside from Jeremy fails to land.
Barnes lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Jeremy tries to throw a body punch but Barnes avoids it by throwing Jeremy back against the cage.
Barnes blocks an uppercut.
Jeremy's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Barnes stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Jeremy takes a shot to the head.
Jeremy prevents a body shot from Barnes.
Jeremy blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Barnes is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Jeremy is defending well for now.
Jeremy tries to work over Barnes's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Barnes misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Barnes trying to land knees to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Mike Barnes showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
Barnes lands a leg kick that knocks Jeremy off balance momentarily.
Barnes thows a body shot but no joy.
Barnes throws a sloppy head kick and Jeremy moves out of range easily.
Barnes stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Jeremy.
Jeremy throws a series of punches but Barnes moves out of range.
Barnes throws a head kick but Jeremy moves out of range.
Jeremy closes the distance looking to clinch
and Barnes counters by moving into the clinch.
Barnes throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Jeremy misses with a hook to the ribs.
Jeremy misses with the head strike.
Barnes prevents a body shot from Jeremy.
Jeremy lands a nice uppercut.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy lands with a right to the head.
Barnes tries to circle away but Jeremy has him pinned against the cage.
Barnes tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A body shot lands from Barnes.
Jeremy blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Jeremy tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Jeremy avoiding damage as Barnes throws knees to the body.
A left hand lands to the body for Jeremy.
Jeremy can't find room to land a body shot as Barnes controls the action.
Barnes misses with some punches.
Barnes manages to break the clinch.
Mike Barnes seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Jeremy finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Jeremy dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Barnes. That did some damage!
Jeremy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Barnes.
Jeremy is looking to clinch.
Ron Jeremy has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Barnes moves out of range as Jeremy throws a body kick.
Jeremy tries to work over Barnes's front leg with a kick but Barnes checks it.
Barnes lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
No joy there for Barnes, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Barnes throws a leg kick
and Jeremy counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
An inside leg kick from Barnes misses.
Jeremy moves into the clinch successfully.
Jeremy digs a right hand into Barnes's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Barnes's gas tank.
Barnes blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Barnes wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Jeremy tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Barnes throws an elbow but it misses.
Jeremy goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy lands a left hand.
Jeremy breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Jeremy throws a head kick but Barnes moves out of range.
Jeremy chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Barnes can pounce on him.
Barnes is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Barnes chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Barnes throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Barnes blocks a leg kick.
Barnes uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Jeremy.
Jeremy lands a leg kick that knocks Barnes off balance momentarily.
Jeremy checks a low kick from Barnes.
Jeremy throws a poor cross that misses
and Barnes counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Barnes tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Barnes's elbow.
A shot in the inside from Jeremy.
Jeremy avoiding damage as Barnes throws knees to the body.
Nice body punch from Jeremy - that landed with a thud.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Jeremy.
Barnes trying to land knees to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Barnes tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Barnes blocks an elbow strike.
Jeremy missing with knees to the body.
Jeremy breaks from the clinch.
Jeremy throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Barnes moves away from the strike by Jeremy.
A telegraphed right hand from Jeremy misses the target.
Jeremy looks to throw a body kick
and Barnes counters with a good low kick that Jeremy was not able to check.
And that's the end of the fight!
Ron Jeremy showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Barnes has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 28:29
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight 28:29
Judge Anni Minnemäki scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Mike Barnes!
Mike Barnes took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Untouchable Fight Nutrition Q160 $125 for their support in the buildup to the fight.
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