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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joe Monster (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Remmington Morris (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Morris has chosen Pirates of the Caribean as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Remmington Morris has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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201 cm
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250 lbs
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212 cm
25
205 lbs
0 - 2 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Likes comics |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Tends to cut |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Joe Monster! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Remmington Morris! The judges for this bout are , and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Monster shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Morris pinned against the cage. Morris gets the underhooks and manages to circle away. Morris stuffs the takedown attempt from Monster. Monster gets slowly back to his feet. Monster shoots and misses and Morris counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw. That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Joe Monster. That's going to take a lot out of him. Monster doesn't succeed with the takedown and Morris counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. Morris lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Morris is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two. Morris shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Morris showed some decent athleticism there. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Morris works his foot free and advances to mount. Monster might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground. Morris tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position. Morris goes for an armbar but Monster turns quickly into his guard - lovely anticipation from Monster.
That's one minute gone in the round. Monster stopping the sweep attempt from Morris. Morris is persisting with the attempt to improve his position. Morris is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Morris looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Monster with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position. Morris tries to pass to full mount but Monster defends it. Morris uses his free foot to push down on Monster's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Monster. Monster taking shots to the head. Morris wants to control the pace but Monster is squirming around nicely. Morris is in the full mount, landing strikes. This has been an exciting period of action! Morris unloading with bombs! Morris lands a big elbow - Monster is in trouble! More strikes from the mount and Monster is forced to tap out!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Remmington Morris! After the big win, Remmington Morris made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Tidal Wave Nutrition and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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