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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Butter Bean (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jacques Offembach (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Offembach is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: System Of A Down - Chop Suey!. Butter Bean is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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289 lbs
42 - 22 - 0 |
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273 lbs
9 - 10 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
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Decent boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
42 - 22 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Butter Bean!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Jacques Offembach!
The judges for this bout are Seu Braga, Paulo Santos and Edson Gomes.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
We've got one fighter who appears to only be looking to counter and the other not looking particularly aggressive either, so we could be in for a dull fight.
Bean defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Offembach.
Bean throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Offembach gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Bean really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Bean throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Bean goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bean cracks Offembach with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Bean has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Offembach to stand back up!
Offembach is rocked!
Bean throws a nice looking combination but Offembach bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Offembach takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Bean stuns Offembach with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Butter Bean is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Bean cracks Offembach with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Bean has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Offembach to stand back up!
Offembach is still on wobbly legs! Can Bean finish him?
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bean rushes Offembach and presses him up against the cage.
Offembach seems to have recovered his senses.
Offembach blocking some punches.
Bean manages to break the clinch.
Bean wants to clinch
and Offembach counters with a right hand to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bean fails in his attempt to clinch.
Bean fails with an attempt to clinch.
Bean misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Offembach.
Bean scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Bean lands with a straight right. Offembach didn't see that one coming.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Offembach waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Bean.
Bean throws a shot to the body.
Offembach keeps the fight on the outside.
Bean darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Bean clinches up with Offembach and pushes him back against the cage.
Bean working hard to break the clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bean manages to break the clinch.
Bean throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Bean is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Bean lands a glancing blow to the side of Offembach's head.
Bean is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Offembach throws the left hand but Bean avoids the punch easily.
Bean tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Offembach on the wrong end of a nice jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Butter Bean dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Bean fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Offembach fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bean manages to avoid it.
Bean closes the distance and pushes Offembach back into the cage.
Bean misses with a short punch on the inside.
Bean lands a right hand that snaps the head of Offembach backwards.
Bean breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Bean tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Offembach takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bean throws a series of punches but Offembach avoids them all with ease.
Bean uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Offembach has time to react.
Bean connects with a single shot there.
Bean cracks Offembach with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Bean has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Offembach to stand back up!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bean throws a right and a left that Offembach avoids nicely.
Bean cracks Offembach with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bean is looking to clinch but Offembach is avoiding it.
Bean scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Bean moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Butter Bean seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jab from Bean.
Bean closes the distance and lands a vicious right hand that drops Offembach! Bean dives in looking to finish! Offembach is still trying to defend himself but he's taking too many shots and the referee has no choice but to stop the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Butter Bean!
After winning the bout, Butter Bean thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
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