PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Hans Edgar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ivan Kozlov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Edgar's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Eminem - Go To Sleep. Hans Edgar had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business

Edgar
vs
Kozlov

180 cm
29
169 lbs
20 - 8 - 0

179 cm
29
169 lbs
17 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

TWGC Champion
World class MT
Good gas tank

KAISER
Project Mayhem

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Hans Edgar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 9 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ivan Kozlov!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Stewart Dunkirk and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kozlov throws a head kick that misses.
Edgar connects with a right hand. Kozlov shakes it off.
A swing and a miss from Kozlov.
Kozlov takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Kozlov moves away from the strike by Edgar.
Kozlov fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Edgar.
Edgar lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Kozlov is looking to clinch.
Edgar scores with a sloppy right hand. Kozlov should have avoided that one.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Edgar throws a shot from downtown. Kozlov moves away and avoids it.
Edgar takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Kozlov throws a jab but it's blocked by Edgar.
Kozlov is looking to clinch.
Edgar clobbers Kozlov with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.

Kozlov is rocked!
Kozlov swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Edgar counters with a massive hook, right on the button! He's out cold! Damn, that was naaaaaasty! Hopefully he'll be OK.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Hans Edgar!
Hans Edgar decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.