PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Xavier Zoolander (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eliah Brenner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Brenner is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Dont Stop Me Now. On his way into the cage it seems that Xavier Zoolander has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Xavier Zoolander seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Zoolander
vs
Brenner

181 cm
30
155 lbs
12 - 3 - 1

150 cm
20
152 lbs
4 - 7 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Xavier Zoolander!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Eliah Brenner!
The judges for this bout are John Mangel, Bruno Hogan and Summer Carpenter.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Brenner fails in his attempt to clinch.
Zoolander keeps the fight on the outside.
Brenner tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Brenner doesn't manage to clinch there - Zoolander circles away.
Brenner tries to clinch but Zoolander is having none of it.
Sloppy strikes from Zoolander. Those never looked like landing.
Brenner is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Brenner slips a jab and a cross from Zoolander.
Zoolander scores with a hook.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Brenner has eaten all the pies!
Zoolander throws a series of punches but Brenner avoids them all with ease.
Zoolander scores with a jab. Brenner acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Zoolander swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Zoolander scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Brenner is looking to clinch.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Brenner takes a jab right on the kisser.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Zoolander misses with a two punch combination.

Zoolander gets tackled into the cage by Brenner. Brenner maintains the clinch.
Brenner tries a knee to the head but he's missed.

Zoolander pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Brenner is looking to clinch.
Brenner fails in his attempt to clinch.
Zoolander lands a head kick!
Zoolander circles away from the clinch attempt.

Zoolander lands a big head kick that sends Brenner tumbling to the mat! Zoolander takes a step backwards and waves Brenner back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Brenner is rocked!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Today's fight clock is brought to you by... OOOH that's a huge shot by Zoolander! Brenner is in big trouble here - the ref steps in to save him and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:08 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Xavier Zoolander!
Xavier Zoolander seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.