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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Mike Boxer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tariq Kiss me where it smells (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kiss me where it smells comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Trae - asshole kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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190 lbs
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195 lbs
21 - 18 - 2 |
BJJ White Belt
World class boxer
Granite chin |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
9 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Mike Boxer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
21 - 18 - 2, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Tariq Kiss me where it smells!
The judges for this bout are Felipe Paraventi, Edson Gomes and Paulo Santos.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Boxer throws a hook to the side of Kiss me where it smells's head but Kiss me where it smells sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Kiss me where it smells feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Kiss me where it smells throws a big elbow that misses.
Kiss me where it smells loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Kiss me where it smells throws a big elbow that misses.
Kiss me where it smells slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Kiss me where it smells with a nice head shot there.
Boxer being controlled here, momentarily.
It looks like Kiss me where it smells might be adopting somewhat of a lay and pray gameplan here, which I'm sure won't go down too well with the paying fans in attendance... Or the ring announcers come to think of it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kiss me where it smells tries to free his leg and advance position but Boxer is retaining full guard.
The ref calls for a clean break and stands the fighters back up. Tariq Kiss me where it smells wasn't active enough on the ground.
Boxer takes a swing at Kiss me where it smells's ribcage but misses.
Kiss me where it smells fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Boxer.
Kiss me where it smells throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Boxer was covering up waiting for the punch and Kiss me where it smells finishes the takedown easily into guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Kiss me where it smells stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Boxer swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Kiss me where it smells throwing strikes from guard but Boxer blocks nicely.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kiss me where it smells throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Boxer works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Kiss me where it smells is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Kiss me where it smells throwing strikes from guard but Boxer blocks nicely.
Kiss me where it smells throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Kiss me where it smells controlling from the top position.
Kiss me where it smells prevents Boxer from getting back to his feet.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kiss me where it smells thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Kiss me where it smells lands a couple of digs.
Kiss me where it smells slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Boxer is looking to stand back up... there's a bit of a scramble and Kiss me where it smells dives into side control.
Kiss me where it smells has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kiss me where it smells in side control, just content to control the action for now.
Boxer knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Kiss me where it smells on the ground.
Kiss me where it smells postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Tariq Kiss me where it smells dominated that round.
That's time! Boxer's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Kiss me where it smells looks to land a combination but Boxer avoids it well.
Kiss me where it smells fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Boxer looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Kiss me where it smells throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Sloppy strikes from Boxer. Those never looked like landing.
Kiss me where it smells tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Boxer swivels and escapes.
Boxer throws a lazy right hand but Kiss me where it smells sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Kiss me where it smells walks into a straight right hand from Boxer.
Kiss me where it smells uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Boxer.
Kiss me where it smells dives in and scores a takedown into Boxer's guard.
Tariq Kiss me where it smells has got the better of the ground game so far.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kiss me where it smells is looking to work some ground and pound but Boxer has wrist control.
Kiss me where it smells throws a big right hand that misses.
Kiss me where it smells stands and steps away. Boxer gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
Boxer takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Kiss me where it smells takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Kiss me where it smells dives in and scores a takedown into Boxer's guard.
Kiss me where it smells controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
That's one minute gone in the round.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Let's hope that Kiss me where it smells has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
OK we're going to have a standup here. Tariq Kiss me where it smells hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
Boxer throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Boxer showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Kiss me where it smells.
Kiss me where it smells closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Boxer to the mat! Boxer manages to get full guard.
Kiss me where it smells trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Boxer preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kiss me where it smells slips nicely into half guard.
Kiss me where it smells thows a huge punch but Boxer dodges it nicely.
Kiss me where it smells scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Boxer has hold of Kiss me where it smells's hands but Kiss me where it smells slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kiss me where it smells thows a huge punch but Boxer dodges it nicely.
Boxer keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Kiss me where it smells has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kiss me where it smells passes to side control.
Kiss me where it smells stands up.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Kiss me where it smells misses with a few strikes there.
Kiss me where it smells feints a jab promting Boxer to slip. Kiss me where it smells then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Boxer slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Tariq Kiss me where it smells seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Boxer misses with a few strikes there.
Kiss me where it smells closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Kiss me where it smells moving around in side mount but really he's just happy to control for now.
This has been an exciting period of action!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kiss me where it smells in side control, throwing shots but Boxer defends.
Kiss me where it smells cracks Boxer with a big elbow.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
An elbow from Kiss me where it smells crashes against the mat.
Kiss me where it smells working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Tariq Kiss me where it smells showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
Kiss me where it smells is looking for a takedown. Wow, that's a brutal slam - Boxer is in big trouble! Kiss me where it smells is landing strikes from the mount and this one is all over! The ref jumps in to save a confused looking Boxer. Poor guy.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Slam). Tariq Kiss me where it smells!
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