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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between JR Ewing (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Stupit Retart (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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217 lbs
1 - 1 - 0 |
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265 lbs
0 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Self confident |
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BJJ White Belt
Decent knees
Intelligent |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, JR Ewing !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Stupit Retart!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Gwen Towbar and Stewart Dunkirk.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ewing tries for a takedown but Retart sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Ewing shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Retart but Retart pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Retart instigates a clinch.
Retart landing knees to the head.
Retart with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Retart connects with a knee to the head.
Retart scores with a knee to the head.
Ewing is rocked!
Ewing jumps guard but Retart stands there with Ewing around his waist. Ewing gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for JR Ewing . That's going to take a lot out of him.
Retart landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Ewing wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Retart has him pressed against the cage.
Ewing wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
A knee to the head by Retart.
Oh Ewing is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Retart lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Ewing wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Retart scores with a knee to the head.
Retart misses with a knee strike.
Retart tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Retart lands a knee to the head.
Retart looks gassed!
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Ewing has had enough of the clinch but Retart keeps him there for the moment.
Ewing can't break the clinch.
Retart with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Ewing wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Retart has him pressed against the cage.
Retart connects with a nasty looking knee right to Ewing 's face.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Retart with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Ewing tries to pull guard but Retart won't allow it.
Ewing drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Ewing can't break the clinch.
Retart with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Ewing fails to pull the fight into his guard.
A knee to the head by Retart.
Retart with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Ewing wants to break the clinch but can't.
Retart lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Retart lands a big knee! That's hurt Ewing ! Oh, he's all over the place! Retart lands another knee that sends Ewing to the floor and the referee steps in to end the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Stupit Retart!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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