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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Pauly Boy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and The Convict (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Boy comes to the cage accompanied by Smiley - Dead Man Walking. Convict has chosen Kill You as his entrance music. On his way into the cage it seems that Pauly Boy has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Pauly Boy seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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175 lbs
13 - 7 - 0 |
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176 cm
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183 lbs
13 - 5 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
13 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Pauly Boy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
13 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, The Convict!
The judges for this bout are Skip Squint, Bruno Hogan and Eliza Hachem.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Convict looks to score with a jab to the body but Boy is just out of range.
Boy misses with a looping right.
Boy takes a head kick and keeps coming.
It looks like Pauly Boy has been cut.
Convict misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A swing and a miss from Convict.
Boy gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Convict.
Convict lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Convict throws a right hand that misses
and Boy connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Convict motions for Boy to come forward. Convict throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Boy keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Convict moves into range and clinches up with Boy.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Boy blocks an elbow strike from Convict.
Boy breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Boy walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Convict misses with a head kick.
Convict wants to clinch up but Boy keeps it at a distance.
Convict drives through and clinches with Boy against the cage.
Convict lands a damaging elbow.
Convict has Boy pressed against the cage, preventing Boy from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Convict misses with an elbow over the top.
Boy wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Boy avoiding damage as Convict throws knees to the body.
Boy breaks the clinch.
Boy throws a body punch but Convict moves out of range.
Convict waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Boy.
Nice body kick from Convict.
Convict misses with a straight left.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A nice leg kick lands there from Convict.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Boy avoids the head kick by Convict.
Convict throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
The Convict seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Convict throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Convict throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Convict misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Convict tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Boy avoids it.
Convict lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Boy wants to get back to striking at distance but Convict won't allow it.
Convict creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Convict lands an elbow that stopped Boy in his tracks for a moment.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boy misses with a hook from the clinch.
Convict lands an elbow inside that Boy shrugs off.
Pauly Boy's cut is getting worse.
Convict missing with knees to the body.
Boy can't break the clinch.
Boy wants to break the clinch but can't.
Come on Convict - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Boy is trying to break the clinch but Convict has him pressed against the cage.
Convict lands an elbow inside that Boy shrugs off.
Convict wants to stall.
Boy is trying to force a seperation but Convict has the dominant position.
Convict lands a nice elbow.
Pauly Boy's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Convict misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Boy.
Convict utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Convict blocks a body shot from Boy.
Convict creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Boy's defenses.
Boy working hard to break the clinch.
Convict tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Boy avoids it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Convict keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Boy's efforts to push away.
Boy blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Boy managing to block the knees to the body from Convict.
Boy wants to get back to striking at distance but Convict won't allow it.
Convict lands an elbow inside that Boy shrugs off.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Convict misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Boy.
Convict landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Convict lands a good knee to the midsection. Boy won't want to take too many of those.
Boy is breathing heavily.
Convict looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Boy blocks the elbow strike.
A frustrated look appears on Boy's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Boy is looking to break free of the clinch but Convict has double underhooks.
Convict lands an elbow that stopped Boy in his tracks for a moment.
Jeez, Pauly Boy's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Pauly Boy's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). The Convict!
A very excited looking The Convict rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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