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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brett Assman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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165 lbs
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161 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Good chin |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Eric Cartman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Brett Assman!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Jack Bonds and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Assman throws a jab when Cartman was well out of range.
Assman scores with a nice head shot.
It looks like Eric Cartman has been cut.
Brett Assman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cartman moves out of range of the strikes.
Cartman moves out of range as Assman strikes.
Assman scores with a jab to the head.
Cartman uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Assman.
Cartman feints and as Assman raises his hands in defense, Cartman changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Cartman advances to half guard.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Cartman in particular looking to stall.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cartman is trying to work for a kimura but Assman is defending well.
Cartman wants to free his trapped foot but Assman is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Cartman is looking for a kimura here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman wants to pass to mount but Assman is defending the position.
Cartman seems to be working for a kimura but Assman defends the submission attempt.
Cartman throws a strike but Assman avoids it easily and moves to full guard.
Cartman tries to free his leg and advance position but Assman is retaining full guard.
Assman is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Cartman trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Cartman is breathing heavily.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Assman is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Cartman.
A big right from Assman misses.
Cartman moves in looking to clinch but Assman pushes him off.
A swing and a miss from Assman.
Cartman is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Cartman closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Assman to the mat! Assman manages to get full guard.
Cartman with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Cartman drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Assman dives on top into guard.
Cartman thows some rabbit punches from the bottom but they don't do any damage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Cartman wants to sweep here but Assman controlling him for the moment.
Cartman has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Assman can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Cartman striking off his back but it's not causing Assman any problems.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Cartman looking for a sweep. Not yet Cartman, not yet.
Assman wants to stand but Cartman is controlling his posture from full guard.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fight is doing enough on the ground.
Assman looks to land a right hand but Cartman moved out of range.
Assman cracks Cartman with a good jab.
Assman missing with a left hand there. Cartman was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A swing and a miss from Assman.
Brett Assman is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Cartman shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Cartman slips a nice elbow through Assman's hands, connecting with Assman's forehead.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Brett Assman will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Eric Cartman's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Cartman shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Assman as he avoids it easily.
Assman jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Cartman defending well as Assman loads up on a big left hand.
Assman lands an overhand right.
Cartman shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Assman but Assman pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Assman misses with a hook. Cartman ducked under it nicely.
Assman throws a big shot that misses.
Assman scores with a body shot.
Cartman uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Assman.
Cartman bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Horrible takedown by Cartman or perhaps it was just good defense by Assman which made him look bad.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Eric Cartman. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Cartman displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Assman throws out the jab.
Cartman closes the distance and clinches.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman jumps guard but Assman stands there with Cartman around his waist. Cartman gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Cartman gets the body lock takedown. After a quick scramble, Assman regains guard.
Assman really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Cartman. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Cartman throwing strikes but missing.
Assman wants to stand and escape but Cartman is having none of it.
Cartman wants to control from the top but Assman keeps moving.
Cartman slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Cartman drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Cartman jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Cartman has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartman passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Cartman working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Cartman looking to control but instead Assman has slipped a leg in, to regain half guard.
Cartman is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman is trying to control the action in half guard but Assman is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Cartman content to control rather than advance.
Cartman is working for a submission of some sort.
Assman is looking to escape.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Cartman keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Cartman works his way into side control.
Cartman tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Cartman goes for an armbar! This could be all over! Wait, no, Assman rolls with the submission and now he's on top in Cartman's guard! Nice work there by Assman!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Eric Cartman dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Eric Cartman's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
Cartman feints and as Assman raises his hands in defense, Cartman changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Cartman wants to control from the top but Assman keeps moving.
Cartman looking to pass the guard.
Assman is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Cartman trying to control the position from guard on top but Assman is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Cartman wants to pass the guard but Assman is keeping the position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman trying to control the position from guard on top but Assman is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Cartman stands up over Assman, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Cartman is looking to work some ground and pound but Assman has wrist control.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Assman gets caught flat footed, as Cartman shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Cartman trying to control the position from guard on top but Assman is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Cartman slips nicely into half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartman slips a nice elbow through Assman's hands, connecting with Assman's forehead.
Assman tries to kick Cartman off but Cartman keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Cartman is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Cartman tries to pass to full mount but Assman defends it.
Assman avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Cartman.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Assman wants to get back to his feet.
Assman keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Assman is staying active underneath Cartman, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Cartman seems to be looking for submissions.
Assman is refusing to be controlled, as Cartman sits in half guard.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
The fighters circling - Assman throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Cartman closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Assman to the mat! Assman manages to get full guard.
Cartman throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Cartman passes Assman's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Cartman is pressing down on Assman's thigh, looking to free his foot. Assman is holding on for now.
Assman is staying active underneath Cartman, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Cartman wants to pass the guard but Assman is defending well.
And that's the end of the fight!
Eric Cartman showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Cartman has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 30:28
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 30:28
Judge Suge Night scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Eric Cartman!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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