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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Knarles Grunt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sevent Seagull (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Grunt comes into the arena with BLUNT- The Iron Maiden blaring out of the sound system. Seagull has chosen Van Halen - Jump as his entrance music. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Sevent Seagull was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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163 lbs
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BJJ Red Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
26 - 18 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Knarles Grunt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
20 - 13 - 3, fighting out of St Petersburg, Sevent Seagull!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Jack Bonds and Frank Antenori.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Seagull tries to move into range but Grunt moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Grunt swings away with a body shot that misses
and Seagull counters with a head kick. That will keep Grunt thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Seagull is looking to chop away at Grunt's legs.
Grunt misses with a body shot.
Grunt misses with a left hand
and Seagull counters with a nice kick to the body.
Grunt slips under a jab.
Seagull wants to clinch.
Seagull fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Grunt has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Seagull lands with an uppercut that bounces Grunt off the cage and back into range.
Seagull ducks under a wild hook from Grunt.
Seagull defending well as Grunt loads up on a big left hand.
Grunt scores with a hook to the body. Seagull takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Seagull goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Seagull moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Grunt throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Seagull stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Seagull moves away from the strike by Grunt.
Seagull missing with a left hand there. Grunt was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Grunt looks to throw the jab but Seagull is out of range.
Seagull on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Grunt blocks a head kick by Seagull.
Seagull lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Seagull moves in looking to clinch but Grunt pushes him off.
Grunt fails to land with a series of punches.
Seagull chopping away at his opponent's legs.
That kick from Seagull tenderised Grunt's leg. Grunt is trying to keep his angry face on.
Grunt misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Seagull.
Grunt lands a nice shot to the body.
Seagull tries to clinch up.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Seagull.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Seagull gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Grunt.
Jab, jab by Grunt - just one landing.
Grunt throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Seagull counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Grunt looks to score with a jab to the body but Seagull is just out of range.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Grunt swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Seagull counters with a nice low kick that buckles Grunt's knee momentarily.
Sloppy strikes from Grunt. Those never looked like landing.
Seagull throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Grunt's head.
Grunt misses with a body shot.
Grunt dives in and scores a takedown into Seagull's guard.
Grunt throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Seagull works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Grunt throwing strikes from guard but Seagull blocks nicely.
Grunt sitting in guard here, content to control.
Grunt working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Grunt controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Grunt pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Seagull is keeping the position for now.
Grunt wants to control from the top but Seagull keeps moving.
Seagull wants to stand up but Grunt is controlling him.
Grunt stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Seagull swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Grunt stops Seagull from standing up.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Grunt misses with a left hand
and Seagull cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
A head kick misses from Seagull.
Grunt misses with a body shot.
Grunt takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Grunt avoids a kick to the body.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Seagull, right into the meat.
Grunt tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Seagull was well out of range. Poor timing from Grunt.
Grunt changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Seagull tries to avoid it but Grunt manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Seagull to the ground. Seagull escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Seagull shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Grunt swings for the body but Seagull moves out of range.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Grunt has a takedown stuffed.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Seagull scores with a leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Sevent Seagull will probably get the nod.
That's time! Grunt's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Grunt misses the shot to the body.
Seagull scores with a leg kick.
Grunt takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Grunt just misses with a punch to the body.
Grunt misses with an uppercut
and Seagull counters with a nice kick to the body.
Sevent Seagull seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Seagull steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Grunt.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Seagull, right into the meat.
Seagull connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Grunt throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Seagull counters with a leg kick.
Seagull instigates a clinch.
Seagull has Grunt pressed against the cage.
Grunt drags the fight down to the ground.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Grunt looking to hit a scissor sweep but Seagull is one step ahead there.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Seagull tries to stand but Grunt is controlling from the bottom.
Seagull gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
Grunt changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Seagull lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Grunt has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Grunt and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Grunt misses with a body punch
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Seagull slaps away a takedown attempt from Grunt, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Grunt misses with a jab, cross combination.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Grunt stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Seagull.
Grunt throws a lazy uppercut
and Seagull counters with a head kick.
Grunt moves out of range of the body kick.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Grunt.
Sevent Seagull is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Seagull has Grunt up against the cage in a clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Seagull doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Seagull.
Grunt jumps guard but Seagull turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Knarles Grunt. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Seagull tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A short uppercut from Seagull.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Seagull lands a body punch.
Grunt tries to stall but Seagull uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
A body shot lands from Grunt.
The referee is keeping an eye on Seagull - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Grunt makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Grunt blocks an uppercut.
Grunt has a couple of punches blocked by Seagull.
Grunt lands a left hand that snaps the head of Seagull backwards.
Grunt is trying to drag Seagull to the mat but Seagull just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Grunt is trying to stall.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Grunt tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Seagull's elbow.
Grunt is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Seagull is defending well.
Grunt wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Grunt misses with the head strike.
Seagull tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Seagull is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Grunt misses with some punches.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Seagull.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Sevent Seagull showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Grunt's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
Seagull delivers a nice body kick.
Seagull keeps the fight on the outside.
Seagull changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Grunt keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Grunt is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Seagull throws a push kick but Grunt slaps the foot to one side.
Grunt lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Seagull chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Seagull pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Grunt throws a hook but Seagull avoids it easily.
Danga de danga de dang - Grunt scores with a four punch combination!
Grunt tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Grunt swings away with a body shot that misses
and Seagull counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Grunt is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Grunt tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Seagull was well out of range. Poor timing from Grunt.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Seagull ducks under a wild hook from Grunt.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A big left from Grunt misses.
Seagull clinches up with Grunt and pushes him back against the cage.
Seagull goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Grunt jumps guard but Seagull turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Seagull doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Seagull misses with a punch on the inside.
Grunt can't find room to land a body shot as Seagull controls the action.
Grunt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Seagull lands a nice uppercut.
Seagull working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Grunt has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Grunt swings wildly with an uppercut but Seagull uses good head movement to avoid it.
Grunt tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Seagull has a couple of punches blocked by Grunt.
Seagull prevents a body shot from Grunt.
Grunt throws a head punch that misses.
Grunt goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Seagull blocks a body shot from Grunt.
Grunt trying to stall but Seagull improves his position.
Seagull misses with a punch on the inside.
Seagull scores with a shot to the side of Grunt's head.
Seagull misses with a short punch on the inside.
Seagull lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Seagull misses with a hook from the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A head punch on the inside from Grunt fails to land.
Seagull lands a hook that snaps the head of Grunt backwards.
Sevent Seagull seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Seagull lands a hook that snaps the head of Grunt backwards.
Come on Grunt - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Grunt is working Seagull over against the cage.
Grunt has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Seagull after a bit of a struggle.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Knarles Grunt. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Grunt doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A head punch on the inside from Seagull fails to land.
Grunt blocking some punches.
Grunt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Seagull misses with a hook to the ribs.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Grunt fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Seagull lands with a short shot to the head.
Grunt working aggressively here.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Grunt jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Seagull walks away with a smile on his face. Grunt gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Grunt shoots in for a takedown but Seagull shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Grunt shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Seagull as he jumps to the side.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Seagull digs a good body shot into Grunt's ribs.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Seagull throws a sloppy head kick and Grunt moves out of range easily.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Seagull staying out of range there.
Grunt takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Grunt thows a body shot but no joy.
And that's the end of the fight!
Sevent Seagull comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Seagull winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight for Sevent Seagull!
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight for Sevent Seagull!
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight for Sevent Seagull!
Sevent Seagull wins by unanimous decision!
Sevent Seagull made sure to mention his sponsor, Namunamu Clothing in his post fight interview.
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