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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Buer Eremiel (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chuck Fuck Tito (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Buer Eremiel could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Chuck Fuck Tito's chin.
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221 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
19 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Buer Eremiel!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
24 - 13 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Chuck Fuck Tito!
The judges for this bout are Summer Carpenter, Donatello Bradman and Eliza Hachem.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fuck Tito throws the left hand but Eremiel avoids the punch easily.
Fuck Tito cracks Eremiel with a good jab.
Chuck Fuck Tito seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Eremiel thows a left - swing and a miss!
Fuck Tito steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Eremiel.
Fuck Tito tests Eremiel's chin there with a solid looking shot.
A good leg kick by Eremiel.
Eremiel will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Fuck Tito misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Eremiel.
Eremiel keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Eremiel slips a straight right by Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito tries to land a leg kick but Eremiel saw it coming and moves away.
Eremiel throws the left hand but Fuck Tito avoids the punch easily.
Eremiel walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Buer Eremiel is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Eremiel is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Fuck Tito.
Eremiel ducks under a wild hook from Fuck Tito.
Nice body punch from Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Fuck Tito with a hook.
Eremiel slips under a jab from Fuck Tito.
Eremiel tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Fuck Tito throws a shot from downtown. Eremiel moves away and avoids it.
Fuck Tito missing with a left hand there. Eremiel was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Fuck Tito looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Fuck Tito tries to score with a low kick but Eremiel moves his leg out of the way.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Eremiel crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Fuck Tito - the referee stops the clock and Eremiel gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Fuck Tito. Eremiel manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Fuck Tito throws a leg kick but Eremiel sees it coming and moves out of range.
Fuck Tito gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Eremiel counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A good leg kick by Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito lands a really nice looking cross but Eremiel seems unphased.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Fuck Tito misses with an uppercut.
Eremiel swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Fuck Tito takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Eremiel misses with a body shot.
Fuck Tito fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Eremiel uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito misses the jab.
Eremiel fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Fuck Tito manages to avoid it.
Fuck Tito throws a jab but it's blocked by Eremiel.
Fuck Tito throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Eremiel throws a quick inside leg kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fuck Tito throws a lazy uppercut
and Eremiel counters with a head kick.
Fuck Tito throws a jab but it's blocked by Eremiel.
Eremiel throws a leg kick which misses Fuck Tito's front leg but catches the back leg as Fuck Tito tries to avoid it.
Fuck Tito misses with a two punch combination.
Fuck Tito throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Fuck Tito takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Eremiel moves out of range of the strikes.
Eremiel waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Eremiel sees it coming and avoids it easily.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fuck Tito is trying hard to land a takedown here. Eremiel sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Eremiel misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Fuck Tito.
Good exchange - Eremiel coming out on top.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Eremiel avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Fuck Tito misses with a straight left.
Eremiel throws a head kick that misses.
Fuck Tito buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
A big right from Fuck Tito misses.
Fuck Tito scores with a jab to the body.
Fuck Tito misses with a body shot.
Fuck Tito throws a jab when Eremiel was well out of range.
Fuck Tito takes a swing at Eremiel's ribcage but misses.
Fuck Tito misses with a right hand
and Eremiel counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Fuck Tito thinking.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Eremiel misses with a hook. Fuck Tito ducked under it nicely.
Eremiel uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito misses with an uppercut
and Eremiel cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Chuck Fuck Tito will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Fuck Tito moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Fuck Tito slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Eremiel staying out of range there.
An inside leg kick lands from Fuck Tito.
Eremiel moves out of range as Fuck Tito strikes.
Fuck Tito shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Eremiel sprawls well. Eremiel wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Fuck Tito gets slowly back to his feet.
Eremiel has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Eremiel there as he acknowledges the shot.
Eremiel slips a jab from Fuck Tito.
Eremiel misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A swing and a miss from Eremiel.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuck Tito jabs Eremiel to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Fuck Tito misses with the combination.
Eremiel looks to land a left hand but Fuck Tito moved out of range nicely.
Eremiel slips under a jab.
Eremiel looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Fuck Tito, right into the meat.
Fuck Tito falls off balance throwing a combination
and Eremiel counters with a stiff right hand.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Eremiel!
It looks like Chuck Fuck Tito has been cut.
Fuck Tito misses with a looping right.
Eremiel throws a looping overhand right but Fuck Tito ducks down to avoid it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fuck Tito slips under a jab from Eremiel.
Eremiel scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Fuck Tito doesn't seem bothered though.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fuck Tito fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Eremiel manages to avoid it.
Fuck Tito displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Eremiel throws out the jab.
Fuck Tito throws a lazy right hand but Eremiel sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Eremiel moves forwards but Fuck Tito connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Eremiel closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Fuck Tito misses with an uppercut. Eremiel saw that one coming.
A chopping leg kick lands by Eremiel.
Fuck Tito misses with a hook.
Eremiel throws a leg kick that misses.
Fuck Tito lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Eremiel circles away quickly and effectively.
Fuck Tito bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Eremiel throws a head kick but Fuck Tito moves out of range.
Fuck Tito throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Fuck Tito misses the jab.
Eremiel fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Eremiel blocks a head kick by Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Eremiel throws an overhand right that lands on Fuck Tito's shoulder, as Fuck Tito tries to avoid the shot.
Fuck Tito connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Eremiel's hands.
Eremiel connects with a high kick.
Fuck Tito throws a looping overhand right but Eremiel ducks down to avoid it.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Fuck Tito, as that shot connected.
Eremiel slips a straight right by Fuck Tito.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Eremiel moves out of range as Fuck Tito throws a body kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Good shot there by Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Eremiel stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Fuck Tito lands a right hook to the body.
Eremiel fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Eremiel moves into the clinch.
Fuck Tito struggles to land a body shot inside as Eremiel controls his hands.
Eremiel lands a left hand that snaps the head of Fuck Tito backwards.
Eremiel working aggressively here.
Fuck Tito lands with a light punch inside.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Fuck Tito gets through Eremiel's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Eremiel blocking some punches.
Eremiel lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Fuck Tito lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Chuck Fuck Tito will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Chuck Fuck Tito's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Eremiel.
Fuck Tito throws an overhand right that lands on Eremiel's shoulder, as Eremiel tries to avoid the shot.
Eremiel ducks under a wild hook from Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Eremiel is looking to slow Fuck Tito down with leg kicks.
Eremiel displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Fuck Tito throws out the jab.
The fighters circling - Fuck Tito throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Eremiel lands a jab to the nose.
Fuck Tito throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Eremiel's head.
Fuck Tito tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Fuck Tito finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Eremiel moves out of range as Fuck Tito throws a body kick.
Eremiel uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Fuck Tito.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jab from Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Fuck Tito.
A punch combination from Eremiel misses.
Fuck Tito throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Fuck Tito misses with a hook
and Eremiel counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Fuck Tito swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Eremiel ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Fuck Tito takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Fuck Tito lands an overhand right.
Fuck Tito throws out a loose jab but Eremiel uses good head movement to avoid it.
Eremiel staying out of range there.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fuck Tito throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Fuck Tito throws a jab when Eremiel was well out of range.
No joy there for Fuck Tito, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Fuck Tito throws a leg kick that misses.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fuck Tito throws a lazy uppercut
and Eremiel connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Eremiel misses with a hook.
Eremiel avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A head kick misses from Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Eremiel ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Eremiel lands a brutal head kick. Fuck Tito looks out on his feet and Eremiel throws more strikes until the ref is forced to stop the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick and Punches). Buer Eremiel!
Buer Eremiel spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.
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