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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dan DANA (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Theodore KillMeNow (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?
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265 lbs
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260 lbs
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Dangerous GnP
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Granite chin |
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BJJ White Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Dan DANA!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Theodore KillMeNow!
The judges for this bout are Fedor Mirinova, Illya Tyunina and Aleksei Zolotukhin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
KillMeNow stuffs the takedown attempt from DANA. DANA gets slowly back to his feet.
KillMeNow looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
DANA changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. KillMeNow tries to avoid it but DANA manages to keep hold of a leg and drag KillMeNow to the ground. KillMeNow escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
KillMeNow tries to close the distance and clinch but DANA swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
KillMeNow tries for a takedown but DANA sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
DANA shoots for a double leg takedown but KillMeNow sprawls well. He's pushed DANA's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dan DANA. That's going to take a lot out of him.
DANA looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for KillMeNow!
DANA cracks KillMeNow with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
DANA looking to control and managing it successfully.
DANA lands a big elbow.
DANA unloading with bombs!
DANA with shots to the head and body - KillMeNow looks very uncomfortable down there.
DANA working for a guillotine from mount but KillMeNow is in no mood to give up.
DANA with the ground and pound from mount.
That's one minute gone in the round.
DANA working away from the top, dropping strikes.
KillMeNow takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, DANA cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
KillMeNow is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
DANA knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for KillMeNow on the ground.
DANA working away from the top, dropping strikes.
DANA controlling from the full mount.
DANA fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
DANA working the ground and pound effectively.
DANA controlling the pace for now.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
KillMeNow in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
DANA is in the full mount, landing strikes.
DANA raining down shots from the mount!
KillMeNow is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
DANA tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
KillMeNow can't escape the position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
DANA is in the full mount, landing strikes.
DANA is landing with some decent strikes but KillMeNow is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
DANA controlling his opponent.
DANA fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
DANA controlling his opponent.
DANA lands a big shot there that rocks KillMeNow but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
DANA scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish KillMeNow?
DANA prevents KillMeNow from getting the reversal.
DANA punishing his opponent with strikes.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
DANA punishing his opponent with strikes.
DANA landing punches.
KillMeNow really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
DANA scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish KillMeNow?
KillMeNow working to try and regain half guard.
DANA landing strikes, looking to finish!
DANA landing punches.
DANA looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
DANA won't let KillMeNow get back to his feet... He wants to keep the fight where it is for now.
KillMeNow is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first.
KillMeNow regains half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dan DANA dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
KillMeNow lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
DANA feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
DANA has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
DANA lands a couple of elbows.
DANA keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of KillMeNow's head.
KillMeNow keeping moving, preventing DANA from controlling successfully.
DANA prevents KillMeNow from getting back to his feet.
DANA stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. KillMeNow swivels though and keeps the full guard.
DANA works a leg free and moves into half guard.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. DANA connects with a nice short shot to KillMeNow's temple.
KillMeNow wants to get back to full guard.
Ground and pound from DANA.
KillMeNow tries to get to full guard but DANA has control of the leg.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
KillMeNow regains full guard. Nicely done.
KillMeNow is looking to stand up but DANA isn't so interested in that idea.
KillMeNow keeping full guard, as DANA tries to pass.
KillMeNow keeping moving, preventing DANA from controlling successfully.
Dan DANA overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fight is doing enough on the ground.
DANA circles away from the clinch attempt.
DANA tries for a takedown but KillMeNow sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
A slapping body kick lands there for KillMeNow.
KillMeNow tries to close the distance and clinch up but DANA swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Left hook, right uppercut from KillMeNow.
KillMeNow tries to clinch up but DANA circles away and keeps his distance.
DANA avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Excellent takedown into side control there by DANA.
DANA decides to take the fight back to the feet.
DANA fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
DANA closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - DANA lands in his opponent's guard.
DANA pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. KillMeNow is keeping the position for now.
DANA is working hard here to advance position.
KillMeNow keeping moving, preventing DANA from controlling successfully.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
KillMeNow is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
DANA trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
DANA trying to control but KillMeNow is working from the bottom.
DANA stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. KillMeNow swivels though and keeps the full guard.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fight is doing enough on the ground.
KillMeNow throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around DANA's waist but DANA gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing KillMeNow off to one side.
DANA will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dan DANA. That's going to take a lot out of him.
DANA with a poor takedown
and KillMeNow counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
DANA is controlling KillMeNow's posture.
DANA is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
DANA looking to sweep using the butterfly guard but KillMeNow puts pay to that idea as he passes nicely into half guard.
KillMeNow prevents DANA from improving his position.
DANA trying to control from the bottom.
DANA is looking to improve his position.
DANA trying to control from the bottom.
DANA is doing well to control the position and prevent KillMeNow from advancing to side control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dan DANA dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
Horrible takedown by KillMeNow or perhaps it was just good defense by DANA which made him look bad.
KillMeNow shoots for a takedown but DANA saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
DANA shoots in for a double leg but KillMeNow sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
DANA decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
KillMeNow wants to improve his position but DANA is controlling well.
DANA lands strikes from half guard.
DANA is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
KillMeNow wants to improve his position but DANA is controlling well.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
KillMeNow is in trouble now - DANA has advanced to mount!
That's one minute gone in the round.
DANA working the ground and pound effectively.
DANA looking to finish KillMeNow with some ground and pound. This is bad for KillMeNow!
KillMeNow is in a horrible position here. DANA smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
DANA scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish KillMeNow?
DANA landing strikes, looking to finish!
DANA trying to control but he's not successful this time.
KillMeNow is trying to stand up.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
DANA prevents KillMeNow from getting the reversal.
DANA controlling from mount.
DANA working KillMeNow over with strikes here.
DANA with some aggressive grappling here. He's looking for submissions here, rather than waiting for the opportunity to counter.
DANA jumps to the side looking to secure the arm triangle…. Ooooh, that looks tight… KillMeNow is gargling but he's managed to escape! Nice work there by KillMeNow and DANA has given up the dominant position trying to land that submission.
KillMeNow is trying to buck DANA off.
DANA advances to full mount.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
KillMeNow is bucking up trying to escape but DANA cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
KillMeNow keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
KillMeNow is bucking up trying to escape but DANA cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
KillMeNow is in all sorts of trouble here.
DANA breaks from KillMeNow's wrist control and lands an elbow.
DANA is in the full mount, landing strikes.
KillMeNow is squirming around, avoiding DANA's attempts to control the action.
DANA with shots to the head and body - KillMeNow looks very uncomfortable down there.
KillMeNow swinging wildly from the bottom but he's not landing.
You get the feeling that KillMeNow really doesn't like being in this position too much.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
DANA landing strikes, looking to finish!
DANA won't let KillMeNow get back to his feet... He wants to keep the fight where it is for now.
DANA goes for an armbar but he's not got it… KillMeNow turns into him and now he's in DANA's guard.
DANA throws a couple of weedy looking strikes off his back.
DANA wants to sweep but no luck.
DANA looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Theodore KillMeNow has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
DANA seems keen to control KillMeNow's posture.
And that's the end of the fight!
Dan DANA showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for DANA, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Fedor Mirinova scores the fight 30:27
Judge Illya Tyunina scores the fight 30:27
Judge Aleksei Zolotukhin scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dan DANA!
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RATING
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