PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Funny Jobber (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ah Puch Nacon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Nacon has chosen Death as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Jobber
vs
Puch Nacon

172 cm
26
162 lbs
11 - 7 - 1

176 cm
21
168 lbs
5 - 2 - 1

Abu Dhabi Champ
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

TWGC Champion
Counter fighter
Good gas tank

DJs Locker
Brute

GREEN!
DJs Locker

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Funny Jobber!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 1, fighting out of London, Ah Puch Nacon!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Ben Zyskovitsi and Johanna Lukiainen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jobber just misses with a punch to the body.
Jobber throws a hook to the side of Nacon's head but Nacon sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Nacon avoids the head kick by Jobber.
Jobber fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Nacon manages to avoid it.
Jobber misses the shot to the body.

Nacon looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Jobber!
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Jobber can't do much from the bottom here.
Nacon trying to control the action but Jobber is working from the bottom.

Nacon wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Jobber, who protects the arm well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jobber is trying to control Nacon's posture but Nacon avoids it.
Jobber is looking for a sweep.
The referee tells the fighters to keep busy.
Jobber regains half guard there - taking advantage of Nacon's attempt to lay and pray for a moment.
Jobber trying to control here.
Nacon sitting and controlling from the half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Nacon is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Nacon with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Jobber trying to control but Nacon postures up.
Nacon trying to control the action but Jobber is working from the bottom.

Jobber actively working from the bottom here.
Nacon is trying to control. Jobber wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jobber trying to control but Nacon postures up.
Nacon prevents Jobber from improving his position.

Nacon is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Nacon looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.

Jobber looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Nacon trying to control from Jobber's half guard. Jobber has other ideas though and has regained full guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Nacon has gone for a leg lock! Jobber slips out almost immediately though and dives into Nacon's guard.
Nacon looking to control.
Nacon wants to sweep but no luck.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Nacon is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Nacon can't keep his opponent in guard - Jobber advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jobber is controlling the pace.
Nacon won't allow Jobber to pass to mount.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Ah Puch Nacon will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Jobber ducks right into an uppercut from Nacon.
Jobber scores with a decent looking hook.
Nacon throws the left hand but Jobber avoids the punch easily.
Nacon takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.

Nacon drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.

Jobber looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Nacon is working Jobber over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Nacon trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Jobber trying to keep a closed guard but Nacon is proving a slippery customer.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nacon trying to control the position from guard on top but Jobber is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Jobber wants to sweep here but Nacon controlling him for the moment.
Nacon stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Jobber swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Jobber is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Nacon pushes down on Jobber's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Jobber is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nacon wants to take a breather but Jobber is having none of it.

Nacon is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Jobber makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Jobber.
Nacon trying to control but Jobber is working from the bottom.
Jobber keeping full guard, as Nacon tries to pass.
Jobber controlling Nacon's posture.
Nacon trying to control the position from guard on top but Jobber is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Jobber is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Nacon is aware though and is defending well.
Ah Puch Nacon has got the better of the ground game so far.

Jobber is looking for a triangle but Nacon pushes his legs off easily.
Nacon trying to control but Jobber is working from the bottom.
Nacon looking to pass the guard.
Jobber wants to sweep but no luck.
Nacon pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Jobber is keeping the position for now.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jobber is trying to control the position but Nacon postures up.
Jobber keeping moving, preventing Nacon from controlling successfully.
Nacon trying to move into half guard but instead Jobber has managed to sweep!
Jobber trying to control but Nacon is working from the bottom.
Jobber works a leg free and moves into half guard.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Nacon is not content to let Jobber control the position.
Nacon tries to roll over but Jobber keeps him under control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Ah Puch Nacon will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

Jobber takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.

Jobber closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Nacon did well to prevent Jobber getting side control.

Nacon is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Jobber pulls his head out easily.
Nacon moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Jobber is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Jobber stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Nacon swivels though and keeps the full guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jobber trying to control but Nacon is working from the bottom.
Jobber won't allow Nacon to get back to his feet.
Nacon trying to control the position here.
Nacon keeping moving, preventing Jobber from controlling successfully.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Funny Jobber wasn't doing enough on the ground.
Jobber ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Nacon moves away.
Nacon throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Jobber sees it coming and avoids it easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jobber throws a push kick but Nacon slaps the foot to one side.
Jobber digs a good body shot into Nacon's ribs.
Nacon throws a poor cross that misses
and Jobber counters with a lovely straight right hand!
A telegraphed right hand from Nacon misses the target.

Nacon gets the takedown into side control.
Jobber is trying to control Nacon's posture but Nacon avoids it.
Jobber is looking for a sweep.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nacon gets to mount! Jobber was on the offensive and wasn't defending properly.
Nacon looking to control but Jobber is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Nacon avoids the attempt from Jobber to control.
Jobber is looking to get to half guard.
Nacon tries to control but Jobber wriggling away.
Jobber is desperately trying to improve his position but Nacon has a good base and remains in mount.
Jobber is wriggling around here but as he tries to escape, Nacon has taken his back.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nacon keeps control of the position as Jobber tries to break free.
Jobber is very frustrated here, being controlled quite effectively by Nacon.
Nacon misses with an elbow to the head.
Nacon wants to control but Jobber is keeping busy.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jobber breaks Nacon's hooks off and manages to turn into his guard.
Nacon has his hands on Jobber's head, controlling the position.
Funny Jobber has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Jobber trying to control but Nacon is working from the bottom.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Ah Puch Nacon.
I've got Nacon winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Anni Minnemäki scores the fight 27:30
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight 28:30
Judge Johanna Lukiainen scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by split decision... Ah Puch Nacon!
Ah Puch Nacon tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.