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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Duke Nukem (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brash Tootin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Nukem kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genuis that is The Duke Nukem Theme by Megadeth. The crowd seem to be enjoying Tootin's choice of entrance music: I wanna chill. Duke Nukem has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.
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275 lbs
5 - 1 - 0 |
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243 lbs
3 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Duke Nukem!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Brash Tootin!
The judges for this bout are Lou da Vinci, John Kavanagh and John Roberts.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tootin instigates a clinch.
Tootin manages to pull guard.
Tootin is looking for a triangle but Nukem pushes his legs off easily.
Tootin keeping busy on the bottom but Nukem has passed one foot through into half guard.
Tootin looking for submissions off his back.
Tootin wants to get back to full guard.
Tootin looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Tootin looking for submissions off his back.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Nukem connects with a nice short shot to Tootin's temple.
It looks like Brash Tootin has been cut.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Nukem lands a nice short elbow.
Nukem is controlling the pace.
Tootin trying to control from the bottom.
Nukem frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Tootin regains half guard.
Tootin tries to roll over but Nukem keeps him under control.
Nukem is tying to control. Tootin wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Tootin looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Tootin looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Tootin looks gassed!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tootin is looking to improve his position.
Nukem stalling.
Nukem is looking to advance position but Tootin won't allow it.
Tootin moves into full guard.
Nukem pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Tootin is keeping the position for now.
Nukem wants to control from the top but Tootin keeps moving.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tootin throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Tootin is looking for a triangle but Nukem pushes his legs off easily.
Nukem stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Tootin swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Tootin wants to sweep here but Nukem controlling him for the moment.
Nukem controlling from the top position.
Tootin working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Nukem doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Nukem manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Nukem working some strikes from top position.
Nukem drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Nukem jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Tootin throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Tootin escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Nukem gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Nukem not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Duke Nukem dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Brash Tootin's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Nukem lands a jab to the head.
Brash Tootin seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Tootin looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Nukem is fending him off so far but Tootin persists. Nope, Nukem circles away and we're back to standing.
Nukem circles away from the clinch attempt.
Tootin keeps Nukem at a distance using the push kick.
Tootin tries to close the distance and clinch up but Nukem swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Tootin misses with a body shot.
Tootin avoids the head kick by Nukem.
Tootin throws a nice head kick!
It looks like Duke Nukem has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for leaving it all in the cage!
Tootin dodges the punch combination from Nukem.
Nukem blocks a head kick by Tootin.
Nukem cracks Tootin with a good jab.
That has opened up Brash Tootin's cut even more.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Nukem.
Nukem swinging wilding here.
Tootin moves in looking to clinch but Nukem pushes him off.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Tootin moves in looking to clinch but Nukem pushes him off.
Nukem tries to clinch up but Tootin circles away and keeps his distance.
Tootin tries to clinch there but Nukem circles away.
Tootin is looking to clinch but Nukem is avoiding it.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Tootin changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Nukem tries to avoid it but Tootin manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Nukem to the ground. Nukem escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nukem misses with an attempted mid kick.
Tootin fails to land the takedown.
Duke Nukem has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Brash Tootin.
Nukem lands with a hook. Tootin tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Tootin tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Nukem paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Tootin tries to clinch up
and Nukem counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Tootin is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Tootin closes the distance looking to clinch
and Nukem counters with a good low kick that Tootin was not able to check.
Nukem connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Tootin has a takedown stuffed.
Nukem keeps the fight on the outside.
Tootin clinches.
Nukem just leaning against Tootin, taking a breather.
Nukem breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Tootin wants to clinch up but Nukem keeps it at a distance.
Tootin tries to clinch but Nukem moves away
and Nukem cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nukem throws out a loose jab but Tootin uses good head movement to avoid it.
Nukem tries to keep at a distance but Tootin has taken the fight into the clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for leaving it all in the cage!
Nukem breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Tootin pushes Nukem up against the cage in a clinch.
Tootin can't find room to land a body shot as Nukem controls the action.
Nukem connects with a nasty looking knee right to Tootin's face.
Tootin tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Nukem smiles and moves away.
Tootin tries to close the distance and clinch up but Nukem swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Tootin tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Nukem swivels and escapes.
Tootin moves in looking to clinch but Nukem pushes him off.
Tootin clinches but Nukem breaks the clinch
and Nukem counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Nukem.
Tootin manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
Nukem avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Nukem drops back looking for a leg! Tootin is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Tootin manages to kick Nukem off! Nukem jumps back into Tootin's guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tootin throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Tootin has an omoplata and is looking to use it perhaps as a submission or perhaps to transition. Nukem is in a bit of discomfort here, but he's managed to free himself and has dived into side control! That didn't work out too well for Tootin.
Nukem taking a breather here.
Nukem trying to control the position but Tootin is working away.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Tootin tries to improve position but can't.
Tootin is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Tootin manages to work his way to half guard, despite Nukem's best efforts.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Nukem prevents Tootin from improving his position.
Tootin is refusing to be controlled, as Nukem sits in half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Duke Nukem dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
Tootin tries to clinch up.
A lazy left from Nukem finds it's target.
Nukem closes the distance and clinches.
Tootin pulls guard effortlessly.
Tootin looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Tootin looks to be working for a triangle here. Oh, it looks like he might have it! Nukem has picked Tootin up and slammed him! Tootin can't keep hold of the triangle and Nukem manages to pass to side control!
Nukem tries for a kimura but Tootin is defending well.
Tootin is looking to slip a leg under and get half guard but Nukem is one step ahead and moves to full mount!
Tootin is wriggling around trying to escape.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nukem working for a submission but Tootin is keeping him at bay.
Tootin tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Nukem working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Tootin bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
Tootin wants to stand but Nukem has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
Tootin drops back, looking for a kneebar! Nukem looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Nukem looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Nukem!
Duke Nukem overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tootin is trying to get back to half guard.
Nukem avoids the strikes from the bottom by Tootin.
You can see the frustration on Tootin's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Tootin is looking for a sweep.
Tootin is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Nukem's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Nukem uses his free foot to push down on Tootin's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Tootin.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tootin working to try and regain half guard.
Nukem wants to control the pace but Tootin is squirming around nicely.
Tootin is just holding on here. Nukem manages to take his back.
Nukem gets his hands free as Tootin looks to control.
Tootin turns into Nukem and is now in his guard.
Tootin works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Tootin is looking to pass Nukem's guard but actually Nukem recovers to full guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Tootin makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Tootin wants to control from the top but Nukem keeps moving.
Tootin drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Nukem dives on top into guard.
Tootin working for submissions but it's allowed Nukem to get to half guard.
Tootin trying to control here.
And that's the end of the fight!
Duke Nukem showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Nukem, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Lou da Vinci scores the fight for Duke Nukem!
Judge John Kavanagh scores the fight for Duke Nukem!
Judge John Roberts scores the fight for Duke Nukem!
Duke Nukem wins by unanimous decision!
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energy
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hype
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mgr
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RATING
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