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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jacob Rhubarb (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and keith steele (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rhubarb comes to the cage accompanied by m.o.v.e - Over Drive. steele has chosen "Can't Be Touched" as his entrance music. Jacob Rhubarb is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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190 cm
23
275 lbs
4 - 1 - 0 |
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199 cm
19
275 lbs
3 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Cuts easily |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Likes ground |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world! Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jacob Rhubarb! And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, keith steele! The judges for this bout are Chad Campbell, Russell Pearce and Joseph Jones.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! steele avoids a kick to the body.
steele throws a head kick but Rhubarb moves out of range.
Horrible takedown by steele or perhaps it was just good defense by Rhubarb which made him look bad. steele misses with a series of wild punches.
Rhubarb displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
It looks like keith steele has been cut. Rhubarb fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches steele on the side of the head. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Rhubarb slips a jab and a cross from steele.
steele looks to score with a jab to the body but Rhubarb is just out of range. A combination from Rhubarb does no damage. steele uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Rhubarb.
Rhubarb misses with a head kick.
steele shoots for a double leg takedown but Rhubarb sprawls well. He's pushed steele's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily. Rhubarb walks into a straight right hand from steele. Rhubarb sizes up steele with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle. A head kick misses from steele. Rhubarb digs a good body shot into steele's ribs. steele looks gassed!
That's one minute gone in the round. Rhubarb lands a nice looking body shot.
Rhubarb closes the distance and lands a brutal uppercut that knocks steele out! We're looking at the replay now - he was out before he hit the floor!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:10 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Jacob Rhubarb! Jacob Rhubarb retains his super heavyweight title!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
100% |
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