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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Chris Stenner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Barbados Slim (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Stenner comes to the cage accompanied by Volbeat - Mary Ann's Place. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!
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190 cm
26
205 lbs
0 - 4 - 0 |
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185 cm
31
220 lbs
19 - 10 - 2 |
BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Prefers standup |
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Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Knockout power |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
0 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Chris Stenner! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
19 - 10 - 2, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Barbados Slim! The judges for this bout are Edson Gomes, Emerson Jorge and Daniel Cesar.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Stenner closes the distance but Slim moves to the side and Slim counters with a single leg into guard. Stenner didn't expect that. Slim is stalling in the full guard. Slim's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige. Stenner wants to stand up but Slim is controlling him. Slim controls from within his opponent's guard.
OK we're going to have a standup here. Barbados Slim hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart. Stenner tries to clinch and Slim counters with a stiff right hand.
That's one minute gone in the round. Slim throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Stenner tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Slim is in Stenner's guard. Slim sitting in guard, not really doing much. The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work. Slim forces his way into half guard. Slim is figuring out what he wants to do next. Slim scoring with strikes to the body and head. Slim passes to side control. Slim is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down Stenner's shoulder. That is not cool. Slim creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots. Slim has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Slim scores with a couple of short elbows.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Slim prevents Stenner from escaping the position. You can see the frustration on Stenner's face as Slim controls the position. It looks like Slim might be adopting somewhat of a lay and pray gameplan here, which I'm sure won't go down too well with the paying fans in attendance... Or the ring announcers come to think of it.
The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Barbados Slim. Stenner misses with an uppercut. Slim saw that one coming. A momentary lapse in concentration from Stenner enables Slim to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Stenner manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Slim is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position. Stenner wants to stand up but Slim is controlling him. Stenner being controlled here, momentarily. The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The ref stands the fighters back up. Barbados Slim was stalling too much, according to the referee. Stenner wants to clinch but Slim slips to the side so Slim counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility. Slim controlling from the top position.
That's four minutes gone in the round. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Stenner is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Slim is controlling him. Slim slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Barbados Slim has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet. Slim scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Stenner doesn't seem bothered though. The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Stenner darts in trying to clinch and Slim counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Barbados Slim dominated that round. OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Stenner misses with a double jab.
A jab lands there for Stenner. Slim works the jab nicely. Stenner tries to clinch up and Slim counters with a nice double leg into half guard. Well, if Slim is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
That's one minute gone in the round. We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
OK we're going to have a standup here. Barbados Slim hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart. Slim circles away from the clinch attempt enabling Slim to counter with a crisp jab. Stenner darts in trying to clinch and Slim counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. Stenner takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch. Slim circles away from the clinch attempt and Slim counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Stenner throws a lazy head kick letting Slim counter with a right hand. Stenner looks to clinch and Slim counters with a nice body shot. Slim lands a really nice looking cross but Stenner seems unphased.
Stenner misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Stenner looks to clinch and Slim counters with a three punch combo that has Stenner backing up. Stenner nods at Slim to acknowledge the strikes. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Stenner moves in looking to clinch but Slim pushes him off. Stenner darts in trying to clinch and Slim counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Slim.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Slim stands and throws Stenner's legs to the side, diving into side control. Slim just content to control the position. Slim looks up at the clock and then as Stenner takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Slim smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Slim taking a breather here. Let's hope that Slim has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight. Slim has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
That's four minutes gone in the round. It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup. Stenner taking punishment in the form of punches.
The referee tells the fighters to keep busy. Slim has knee on belly and moves into mount. This has been an exciting period of action! Slim lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Slim fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Slim cracks Stenner with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Stenner is rocked! Slim has hold of an arm here, looking to extend it. He's committed to the armbar attempt here! Will he get it?! Yes! Stenner is forced to tap!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Barbados Slim! As Barbados Slim got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: get on your knees and suck it while i smoke this skunky bong mother FUCKERS!'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
46% |
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