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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Thor Omega (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Zoidberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Omega
vs
Zoidberg

195 cm
32
190 lbs
25 - 11 - 0

190 cm
35
222 lbs
34 - 18 - 1

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Thor Omega!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 34 - 18 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, John Zoidberg!
The judges for this bout are Ryoma Takatsuka, Josh West and Colin Fray.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Omega lands a lovely overhand right.

It looks like John Zoidberg has been cut.
Thor Omega seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Omega throws a lazy right hand but Zoidberg sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Omega cracks Zoidberg with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Omega throws a leg kick but Zoidberg moved away.
Zoidberg moves forwards but Omega connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Zoidberg misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Zoidberg takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Omega is looking to slow Zoidberg down with leg kicks.
Omega throws a sloppy head kick and Zoidberg moves out of range easily.
Zoidberg scores with a kick to the body.
Omega throws a nice inside leg kick.
Omega misses with a straight left.
Zoidberg ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Zoidberg scores with a leg kick.
Omega misses with a low kick as Zoidberg jumps back.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Zoidberg has Omega up against the cage in a clinch.
Omega tries to circle away but Zoidberg has him pinned against the cage.
Omega is pushing Zoidberg up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Omega blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Omega takes an elbow to the temple.
Zoidberg utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Omega is trying to break free.
Omega lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Omega lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Zoidberg throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Zoidberg throws an elbow but it misses.
Omega taking a breather.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg tries to land knees in the clinch but Omega avoids the damage to the body.

Omega breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Omega checks a leg kick.
Zoidberg moves out of range of the body kick.
Omega comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Omega goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Omega lets loose with a powerful body kick. Zoidberg will feel that in the morning.
Omega tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Omega walks forward, straight into a front kick from Zoidberg.
Omega fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Zoidberg is out of range.
Zoidberg throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Zoidberg lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Omega has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Omega and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Omega lands with a thumping leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Omega throws a head kick that misses.
Zoidberg checks a low kick from Omega.
Omega checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Omega throws a leg kick

and Zoidberg moves into the clinch.
Zoidberg looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Omega avoids a wild elbow strike from Zoidberg.
Omega tries to circle away but Zoidberg has him pinned against the cage.
Omega is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.

Omega pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Zoidberg wants to clinch.
Zoidberg displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Omega throws out the jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Omega.
Zoidberg keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Omega.
Zoidberg moves in looking to clinch but Omega pushes him off.
Zoidberg throws a half hearted mid kick.
Zoidberg is looking to land body kicks.
Omega just misses with a punch to the body.
Omega avoids a kick to the body.
Zoidberg lands a nice looking kick to the body. Omega takes a step back to recover.
Omega throws a front kick aimed at Zoidberg's knee but Zoidberg avoids it well.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A low kick from Omega is predictable there

and Zoidberg moves into the clinch.
Omega is looking to control Zoidberg's arms but Zoidberg gets an underhook and turns him. Now Omega has his back to the cage.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Zoidberg just misses with a elbow thrown towards Omega's brow.
Zoidberg landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Thor Omega dominated that round.
The cut man is working on John Zoidberg's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Zoidberg lands with a thumping leg kick.
A punch lands to the side of Zoidberg 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Zoidberg turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Zoidberg throws a nice outside leg kick.
Zoidberg misses with a low kick.
Zoidberg takes one to the side of the head.
Omega throws a shot from downtown. Zoidberg moves away and avoids it.
Omega scores with a shot to the body.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Omega here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Zoidberg drops his hands momentarily and Omega takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Zoidberg throws a low kick but Omega moves out of range easily.
Zoidberg checks the leg kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Zoidberg tries to clinch but Omega moves out of range.
Omega misses with a wild body shot.
Omega misses with a leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoidberg tries a low kick but Omega avoids it.
Zoidberg thows a leg kick but Omega checks it
and Omega connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

That has opened up John Zoidberg's cut even more.
A slow jab from Omega misses its intended target.
Zoidberg moves out of range of the body kick.
Zoidberg throws a nice outside leg kick.
Zoidberg lands a nice leg kick that just misses Omega's sensitive parts.
Omega throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Zoidberg moves in looking to clinch but Omega pushes him off.
A solid leg kick lands there for Zoidberg.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Omega lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Zoidberg has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Zoidberg and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Omega does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Both fighters circling a little - Zoidberg finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Good leg kick by Omega there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Omega throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Thor Omega is winning the standup battle so far.
Zoidberg fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Omega has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Omega is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Omega takes a swing at Zoidberg's ribcage but misses.
Omega scores with a crisp jab that stopped Zoidberg in his tracks.
Omega has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Zoidberg.
Omega fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Zoidberg checks it well.
A telegraphed right hand from Omega misses the target.
A looping hook to the body misses from Omega. Zoidberg does a little dance to reset his feet.
Omega thows a leg kick but Zoidberg checks it

and Zoidberg counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg trying to land knees to the body.
Zoidberg blocking some punches.
Zoidberg landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Zoidberg blocking some punches.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Omega avoiding damage as Zoidberg throws knees to the body.
Omega dodges an elbow strike from Zoidberg.
With the fighters up against the cage, Zoidberg throws an elbow but misses.
Zoidberg using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Omega has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Omega digs a right hand into Zoidberg's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Zoidberg's gas tank.
Zoidberg throws an elbow but it misses.
Omega wants to break free but Zoidberg has control.
John Zoidberg seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Omega goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

Omega breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Zoidberg throws a quick inside leg kick.
Zoidberg tries to close the distance and clinch but Omega swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Zoidberg looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Zoidberg blocks a low kick nicely.
Zoidberg throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg throws a push kick but Omega slaps the foot to one side.

Zoidberg forces Omega back against the cage and clinches.
Omega managing to block the knees to the body from Zoidberg.
Omega takes a knee to the side of the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Zoidberg just misses with a elbow thrown towards Omega's brow.
Omega blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Omega wants to break the clinch but can't.
Zoidberg trying to land knees to the body.
Omega misses with the head strike.
Zoidberg throws an elbow but it misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Zoidberg lands an elbow that stopped Omega in his tracks for a moment.
Zoidberg keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Omega's efforts to push away.
A short uppercut from Omega.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but John Zoidberg will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on John Zoidberg's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Zoidberg misses with a body kick.
Zoidberg takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Omega scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Zoidberg avoids a kick to the body.
Omega tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Zoidberg is able to avoid easily.
Zoidberg tries to clinch up but Omega circles away and keeps his distance.
Zoidberg misses with a low kick.
Omega misses with a wild combination.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Zoidberg.
Omega lands an overhand right.

Zoidberg has closed the distance and engaged Omega in a clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Zoidberg missing with knees to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Omega tries to break free but Zoidberg pushes him back against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Omega fails to land.
Omega stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.

Omega breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Omega connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Omega misses with a leg kick

and Zoidberg counters by clinching up.
Zoidberg gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Omega wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Zoidberg has him pressed against the cage.

Omega breaks the clinch.
Omega swats away the attempt to clinch by Zoidberg.
Omega stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Zoidberg.
Omega ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Omega checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Zoidberg misses with a low kick.
Zoidberg wants to land a leg kick but Omega is out of range.
Omega throws a quick inside leg kick.
Omega will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Omega throws a shot from downtown. Zoidberg moves away and avoids it.
Omega fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Zoidberg.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A clash of legs there as Zoidberg blocks the low kick.
Zoidberg looks for the body kick but Omega saw that one coming.
Zoidberg fails in his attempt to clinch.
That kick from Omega tenderised Zoidberg's leg. Zoidberg is trying to keep his angry face on.
Omega chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Zoidberg can pounce on him.
Zoidberg cracks the inside of Omega's front leg.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Omega thumps Zoidberg with a low kick.
Zoidberg throws a front kick that sends Omega stumbling back into the cage.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Zoidberg, right into the meat.
Omega throws a solid leg kick but Zoidberg takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Omega.
Zoidberg delivers a nice body kick.
Zoidberg is looking to score with low kicks.
Omega misses with a hook.
Zoidberg slips under a jab.
Omega does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Omega is looking to score with low kicks.
A nice leg kick lands there from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg connects with a leg kick. Omega looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Omega throws a right and a left that both miss.
Omega throws a solid leg kick but Zoidberg takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Omega.
Omega misses with a low kick.
Zoidberg tries to clinch up.
Zoidberg dodges the punch combination from Omega.
Omega misses with a two punch combination.
Omega tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Omega tries to keep at a distance but Zoidberg has taken the fight into the clinch.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Omega tries to break free but Zoidberg pushes him back against the cage.
Zoidberg throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but Thor Omega did the better work so I'd imagine he'll take it.
The cut man is working on John Zoidberg's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Zoidberg pivots, looking for a leg kick but Omega is out of range and Zoidberg settles back down.
Omega throws an overhand right that lands on Zoidberg's shoulder, as Zoidberg tries to avoid the shot.
Zoidberg avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Zoidberg fails in his attempt to clinch.
Omega scores with a punch to the head.
Zoidberg dodges the punch combination from Omega.
Omega looks to land a left hand but Zoidberg moved out of range nicely.
A big left from Omega misses.

Zoidberg closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Knees in the clinch landing for Zoidberg.

Omega breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Omega moves out of range of the body kick from Zoidberg.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoidberg is looking to slow Omega down with leg kicks.
Omega on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Zoidberg connects with a solid leg kick.

Zoidberg closes the distance and pushes Omega back into the cage.
Omega blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Zoidberg using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Omega has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Zoidberg crunches a lovely knee into Omega's ribcage.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Omega misses with some punches.
Omega is trying to push Zoidberg away but Zoidberg has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Zoidberg comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Zoidberg missing with knees to the body.
Omega is trying to break free.
Zoidberg is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Omega is defending well for now.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Omega is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Omega lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Zoidberg gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Zoidberg blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Omega scores with a shoulder strike.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Omega lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Zoidberg as Omega tries to tie him up.
Omega misses with a punch on the inside.
Omega can't find room to land a body shot as Zoidberg controls the action.
Zoidberg using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.

Omega breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Omega throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Zoidberg. Omega shrugs it off though.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Omega lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
A low kick from Omega is predictable there

and Zoidberg counters by moving into the clinch.
Omega is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Zoidberg trying to land knees to the body.
Omega goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Zoidberg lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

It looks like Thor Omega has been cut.

Omega breaks the clinch.
Omega lands a head shot.
Zoidberg pulls out of a head kick attempt.

Omega gets tackled into the cage by Zoidberg. Zoidberg maintains the clinch.
Omega avoiding damage as Zoidberg throws knees to the body.
Zoidberg with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Still in the clinch, Omega scores with a nice short uppercut.
Omega tries to circle away but Zoidberg has him pinned against the cage.

Omega breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Omega thows a body shot but no joy.
Omega avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Zoidberg blocks a jab.
Zoidberg throws a wild body kick that Omega sees coming a mile off.
Zoidberg throws a lazy body kick
and Omega counters with a slapping leg kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Omega swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Zoidberg.
Omega tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Zoidberg is able to avoid easily.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Omega throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Zoidberg tries to score with a low kick but Omega moves his leg out of the way.
Omega throws a low kick, looking for Zoidberg's leg but Zoidberg calmly moves out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close fourth round but John Zoidberg will probably get the nod - 10:9.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Omega's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Omega thows a leg kick but Zoidberg checks it

and Zoidberg holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Omega swings wildly with an uppercut but Zoidberg uses good head movement to avoid it.
Omega tries to break the clinch but Zoidberg is controlling the position.

Omega breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Omega misses with a low kick.
Omega lands an overhand right.
Omega takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Omega takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Omega misses with an uppercut. Zoidberg saw that one coming.

Zoidberg gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Zoidberg creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Omega wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Omega lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Zoidberg backwards.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoidberg keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Omega's efforts to push away.
Zoidberg with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Omega stalling in the clinch but Zoidberg improves position.
Omega takes an elbow to the forehead.
Zoidberg creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Omega's defenses.
Omega managing to block the knees to the body from Zoidberg.
Omega lands with a left to the head.
Zoidberg working Omega over with knees to the body.
Omega stalling in the clinch.
With the fighters up against the cage, Zoidberg throws an elbow but misses.
Omega can't find room to land a body shot as Zoidberg controls the action.
Omega tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Omega tries to break the clinch but Zoidberg is controlling the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Omega.
Zoidberg's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Omega is looking to break free of the clinch but Zoidberg has double underhooks.
Zoidberg working Omega over with knees to the body.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - an gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Zoidberg trying to land knees to the body.
Zoidberg putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Omega in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Zoidberg is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Omega is defending well for now.
Zoidberg blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Omega wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Zoidberg has him pressed against the cage.
Zoidberg crunches a lovely knee into Omega's ribcage.
Zoidberg lands an elbow just above Omega 's eye.
Zoidberg throws an elbow but it misses.
Zoidberg lands an elbow that stopped Omega in his tracks for a moment.
Zoidberg has Omega pressed against the cage, preventing Omega from circling away and getting back to striking at range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Omega misses with some punches.
Zoidberg keeps control of Omega as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Omega is trying to break the clinch but Zoidberg is controlling him.
Zoidberg utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Zoidberg obliges.
Omega managing to block the knees to the body from Zoidberg.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Zoidberg.
A knee to the head by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg lands an elbow that stopped Omega in his tracks for a moment.

Zoidberg drops Omega with a big knee straight up the middle! Omega is covering up against the cage but manages to escape and gets back to his feet!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Omega throws a leg kick

and Zoidberg counters by moving into the clinch.
Zoidberg working Omega over with knees to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Zoidberg creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Omega's defenses.
Zoidberg keeps control of Omega as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Omega has had enough of the clinch but Zoidberg keeps him there for the moment.
Omega wants to break the clinch but can't.
Zoidberg putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Omega in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Omega misses with some punches.
Zoidberg with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Zoidberg lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Omega fails to land.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Zoidberg lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

Omega breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Zoidberg throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
John Zoidberg comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Zoidberg has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ryoma Takatsuka scores the fight 46:49
Judge Josh West scores the fight 47:48
Judge Colin Fray scores the fight 47:48

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... John Zoidberg!
Our winner, John Zoidberg, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.