PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Rex Tyrannosaurus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Stand Bang (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tyrannosaurus comes to the ring accompanied by MacArthurPark. The crowd seem to be enjoying Bang's choice of entrance music: Mike Tyson clip from Hangover. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Tyrannosaurus
vs
Bang

199 cm
23
283 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

225 cm
36
300 lbs
15 - 19 - 0

World class MT
Cardio machine

World class boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rex Tyrannosaurus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 19 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Stand Bang!
The judges for this bout are Sosuke Kotani, Yukihiro Yamamoto and Yasuomi Hirokawa.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tyrannosaurus throws a big shot that misses.
No joy there for Bang, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Tyrannosaurus scores with a nice body kick.
The fight stays on the outside here - Bang looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Tyrannosaurus feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Bang's calf.
Stand Bang seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bang throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Tyrannosaurus is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Bang takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Bang looks winded!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bang takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Tyrannosaurus lands a nice shot to the body.
Bang takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Bang has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Tyrannosaurus.
A nice inside leg kick there by Tyrannosaurus. That's going to slow Bang down.

Bang walks into a straight right hand and goes down! Tyrannosaurus rushes to a neutral corner so the count doesn't get delayed but Bang has made it back to his feet on 5. He's OK so we're back to the action.
Tyrannosaurus circles away before darting back in with a big straight right hand. It connects beautifully and sends Bang tumbling to the canvas! He's out cold! Tyrannosaurus wins by KO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Rex Tyrannosaurus!
An out of breath and clearly excited Rex Tyrannosaurus thanked Hell's Balls Recovery (160) for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).