PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Phucked YoMom (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Iso Kaato (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kaato has chosen Twista - Adrenaline Rush as his entrance music. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

YoMom
vs
Kaato

180 cm
24
205 lbs
7 - 1 - 0

192 cm
21
218 lbs
6 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Good chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

Perkele!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Phucked YoMom!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Iso Kaato!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, Donald Grub and William Gold.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kaato throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Nice body kick there by Kaato.
YoMom fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.

Kaato has closed the distance and engaged YoMom in a clinch.
Kaato content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Kaato pushes YoMom back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
YoMom takes a shot to the head.
Kaato pushes YoMom back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A right hook to the body lands for Kaato.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kaato lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Kaato lands on the inside with an uppercut.
YoMom is breathing heavily.
Kaato lands a hook to the side of the head.
A nice right hand lands inside from Kaato.
Kaato lands with a left to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kaato lands a nice shot to the body.
Kaato lands a shot to the body.
Kaato lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of YoMom backwards.
Kaato lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of YoMom backwards.

YoMom is rocked!
A nice right hand lands inside from Kaato.
Oh YoMom is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Kaato throws a big uppercut that drops YoMom! More strikes from Kaato and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! YoMom lies dazed against the cage as Kaato celebrates with his cornermen!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Iso Kaato!
Iso Kaato is the new light heavyweight champion!
A very excited looking Iso Kaato made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.